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we don't celebrate christmas:

 

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The Festivus Pole

Not a tree, a pole. No decorations. Tinsel is very distracting from the true meaning of the holiday. The pole is tall, silver, hollow, long, skinny, and heavy.

 

The Airing of Grievances

This is the part of the holiday where you tell your family and friends all the ways they have disappointed you during the year.

 

 

The Feats of Strength

This is the time during the celebration where the head of the family tests his strength against one lucky person. Festivus is not over until the head of the family is pinned. You are allowed to decline only if you have something to do instead. (Which is something members of the Costanza family rarely have.)

 

but seriously i dont think ill have a tree this year money is just too tight.

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i just read the whole thread and $70 for a tree?!?! that's insane! I live in Chicago also and $70 is ridiculous whenever you go to a lot negotiate negotiate negotiate ...my dad was always good with that and alway got the guy to go down to like 15-20 for a really nice tree...it also depends how early you buy it...but in in Chicago there are a lot of lots (sounds awkward) selling trees

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We're lucky to find a decent tree down here for less than $70. There are drawbacks to living in a tropical paradise.

 

I don't think we're getting a tree this year.

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