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START NEW THREAD FOR PROPER ORGANIZATION OF LOL FACTOR.

 

EVENTUALLY SAYING YOU HAVE A RELATIVE YOU ARE GOING TO VISIT A STATE AWAY OR SO FROM SAID E-THUG,

AND THAT YOU GUYS SHOULD MEET HALFWAY TO FIGHT WOULD BE SWEET AS THIS E-THUG WOULD WASTE TIME/GAS DRIVING TO A NO SHOW*

 

 

 

(*INSERT PROBLEM? FACE)

 

I have thought of doing exactly this, maximum awesome would be if I could get him to drive the 2 days out to where I am, and then have him searching for an address over here that ain't mine. I would upload screenshots/pics etc except I dunno how to upload flix and don;t care enough to learn. Some choice quotes of his recently though. 'I can feel a crushing coming on', 'man I'm getting fukn amped to crush you' and my favourite so far 'sleep with one eye open muthatfucka'. Oh so scary, you been listening to Metallica Black album again? Toy :lol:

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A UK Border Agency official came home from a night out to find Romanian gypsies squatting in her house – and even wearing her clothes.

 

The family of eight then brazenly invited stunned Julia High into her own home for a glass of wine.

 

Immigration officer Julia had been enjoying a night at the Proms at the Royal Albert Hall when friends raised the alarm.

 

She returned to find the five adults and three children sitting in the dining room and her possessions thrown in the back garden after they had illegally entered the property.

 

The family had told 55-year-old Julia’s suspicious neighbours she had died and that they had legally rented the property from a son.

Julia said: “The women came to the door dressed in my clothes. They were sitting around my dining room table, drinking my wine out of my glasses. They offered me a drink and told me they were from Romania.

 

“They said I was dead and my son had rented the house to them. I am very much alive, single and I don’t have a son.”

 

She secured a county court eviction order against them and they were kicked out by police that evening.

 

But Julia’s home in Leytonstone, East London, was left trashed.

 

They stole her carpets, clothes, digital cameras and family photos, emptied her fridge and freezer and even stripped lead from the roof.

 

She added: “These people have just trashed 30 years of my life and thrown it into bin bags. It is soul destroying.”

 

The front door of Julia’s house had been levered open but she has no way of proving the Romanians were to blame and that they actually broke in. They are now believed to be living in a nearby house and have not faced police action.

 

Currently most squatters cannot be prosecuted unless homeowners can prove they broke in, which is notoriously difficult.

 

But plans were published last month to make squatting a criminal offence from April next year.

 

Serial squatters will face jail and first time offenders heavy fines.

 

Gurkhas were employed by wealthy homeowners in London’s Mayfair and Belgravia last month to guard their properties after an outbreak of squatting.

 

And 15 squatters took over a mansion in Hampstead Garden Suburb in the capital in March.

 

The cost of providing social housing for migrants will hit £1billion a year for the next 25 years, campaigners said yesterday.

 

MigrationWatch UK said 45 extra homes funded by the public sector would need to be built every day.

 

 

 

 

 

That had to suck but I couldn't help but laugh at their brazenness.

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The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I’m talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT… Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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