TRALE Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
half n half Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Anyone from Maui, Hawaii please pm me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntflaps Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 they're on their way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Storm Appeal Torrential rain and strong winds hit Rockingham in the early hours of last night. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, flannies soaked, woollen trackies sagging, muttering 'Faaackinell'. Flood waters devastated the area causing approximately $30 worth of damage. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their Centrelink cheques arrived. The Rockingham Times reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Read St. One resident - Tracy Maree Sharon Britney Madonna Skye-Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said 'It was such a shock, my little daughter Chardonnay-Mercedes came running in to my bedroom crying. My youngest two Joachim and River slept through it all.' The water rushed in the front door and out the back it was amazing, the place has never been so clean! Apparently, looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal. The Australian Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Bacardi-Breezers to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including Health Care Cards, Jewellery from Kmart and Bone China from Big W. HOW CAN YOU HELP? This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most sought after - items most needed include: flannelette Shirts, tight blue jeans or spandex, singlets (blue & white) white sport socks, Ugg boots, hoodies and any other items usually sold in Priceline or The Reject Shop. Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same. Required foodstuffs urgently needed include: Microwave meals, Baked Beans, Ice cream, Sarah Lee Frozen Cheesecakes, Chips, all Fizzy drinks, Wagon Wheels, Tim Tams, Coco Pops and Fruit Loops. No Diet Coke Donations of $25.00 will be taken to buy a packet of Winny blue 25s and a lighter and cans of Jim Beam to calm the nerves of those affected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back In 88 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 protester I'd like to award you with this a trophy for the best news parody story I've ever read. You da man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUDI 5k Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 http://www.digitalspy.com.au/odd/news/a365930/graffiti-artist-worth-usd200m-offered-oral-sex-every-day-for-usd2m.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nsmbfan Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 You're welcome. :lol: :lol: :lol: i was published for nigga swig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 http://www.flickr.com/photos/thechicagokid773/ http://m.youtube.com/user/bigdoughnut69?gl=US&hl=en&client=mv-google http://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=bigdoughnut69 lol vcard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Check mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Highlights include the fishing trip to Costa Rica and the serial killer trophy-esque series of some girl's license Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 The biggest faggot on this site just got his vcard pulled. I actually read that one MOOGLE. nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 riiight swear the last photo of that id was gonna have jizz on the picture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Nice. You steal my shit. I call you on it and you decide to leak my personal info because I called you out for stealing?? You are a bigger bitch than I originally thought. PS. My fault for leaving that shit accessible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 so yea anyway..what was the deal with the girls photo id? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Fuck I missed it, I has a sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Nothing incriminating other then the White women ID Many close ups Many many close ups Of a White women ID Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 The cherry on top was how the first 40 or 50 were full color, and the last one was black and white Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Creeeeepin. Serial rapist possibly? It all makes sense now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyWishes Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Damn it's gone. Sounds funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nsmbfan Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 http://gawker.com/5805928/the-underground-website-where-you-can-buy-any-drug-imaginable lol this is such a bad idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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