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The "I want to eat...but really im just eating..." Thread.

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Okay me first.

 

I want a huge downtown L.A. hot dog a big fat piece of bacon wrapped around it with carmalized onions, lots of relish, hot sauce, ketchup and mustard on the softest bun.

 

Okay i want two of those with some decaffinated pepsi in a big cup with ice.

 

 

What i'm really eating:

Fruit loops in a ziplock bag and a sad excuse of a sandwhich. (white bread, cheap turkey slice, another piece of white bread.)

 

:o

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I want to eat that braised venison that I had last night,

but no doubt it will be rice or noodles and some bland sauce.

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Originally posted by DEE38

white bread, cheap turkey slice, another piece of white bread.

 

 

 

sounds like the shit they give you in county.

minus the moist cookie and milk.

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Want:

A huge turkey club with dijion mustard and mayo. Side of coleslaw, pickles and chips.

 

 

Was eating:

My mom's tuna noodle casserole with peas. Mmmmm damn good.

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Want:

Tony Roma's baby back ribs, slathered in their infamous BBQ sause, and a pint of Rickard's Red.

 

Eating:

Spitz and iced tea. blech.

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OOooo a quizno's honey chicken with bacon thingy would be good right now... mmmmmmmmmmm....

 

but all i've got is diet pepsi :o

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a homecooked meal....

what im really eating.....ooh waaaah...a home cooked meal?!!!...SCOOOOORE!!!!

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want:

chesse steak with peppers and onions from jims in philly

 

having:

mmmmmmmmmmmm....64 slices of american chesse.

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I love ice cream.

 

My favorite flavor of all time would be "Chocolate cherry mocha fudge chunk vanilla bean buttsex."

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want: some well prepared sushi

 

 

have: some poorly prepared chicken flavored ramen, the seasoning didn't really sink in so it just tastes like bland noodles with a glass of water on the side, yeah i'm living the high life

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I WANT TO EAT SOME TACO BELL CHILLI CHEESE BURRITOS AND I AM GOING TO GO AMILE TODAY TO GET MY TACO BELL THXS TO THIS THREAD FUCCER

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Originally posted by DEE38

I want a huge downtown L.A. hot dog a big fat piece of bacon wrapped around it with carmalized onions, lots of relish, hot sauce, ketchup and mustard on the softest bun.

 

dont forget the green bell peppers and mango slices they put on it.

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ACTUALLY.. id rather go 3 extra miles, find the creator of this thread, pic up a plug, shove it into his forehead, ,twist it 30 times, rip it out, tae my finger and stic it in and strech it untell its open large enuf for my whole hand to go in, once my hand is in ill squeesh everything thats inside his head, eventually ripping out his brain right infront of eyes, then i will tae his brain and rub the blood over the walls doing a tosse, after that i will rub his brain mushed into the eybored. tae his body to the bathtub, turn on the water, cut both of his legs of and eep them to hold my window open, then leave him there.. THEN I WILL GO EAT SOME TACO BELL!!!!

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umm okay, how would a plug go through someones forehead?

butt plug? drain plug? electric plug?

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Originally posted by JaZe

ACTUALLY.. pic up a plug, his , tae, stic untell enuf , squeesh , tosse, eybored. tae eep

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LOO ASSHOLE MY BUTTON BETWEEN L AND J IS BROEN SO I CANT TYPE THAT LETTER.. DO I HAFE TO PUT IT IN MY SIGNATURE.. WELL I AM GOING TO

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i want a 40 and and a grilled cheese sandwich from nation's...hold the mustard.maybe some fries too..

 

i got some soggy ramen and bottled water.

 

go me!:o

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Originally posted by JaZe

LOO ASSHOLE MY BUTTON BETWEEN L AND J IS BROEN SO I CANT TYPE THAT LETTER..

I love it!

 

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now you know what you are missing out on...

 

 

want: Mumsie's homemade burgers with everything!

 

have: Cheerios :lick:

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Re: Re: The "I want to eat...but really im just eating..." Thread.

 

Originally posted by Grandola

sounds like the shit they give you in county.

minus the moist cookie and milk.

 

Come and kick it with Sheriff Joe Arpaio..What a guy huh?

 

How would you like hot dogs and refried beans for dinner...Every morning we got a ladmo bag with 2 oranges, some form of meat, usually green bologne, and 6 pieces of bread, and some fucking ketchup. That had to last us from 6:00am until 6:00pm...I was there for 3 months and I have never felt so much like a piece of shit....I never want tog o back though, maybe it works..

 

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I've really had a craving for buffalo wings lately...that or a burrito from my favorite mexican dive joint.

 

I've got one of those sorry broke ass sammiches with pretzels. not even close to being worthwhile.

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