Frate_Raper Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 I wipped my ass with my underwear and left them there it was against a legal wall that I was working on that got dissed.I went back to see if the fuck had writen anything else when this erge to shit exploded.I ran to the pushes ripping off my shorts saying "holly shit Steve I'm going to shit my pants". So nasty I can't belive I did it but it was that or shit my pants infront of my partner and friend that would enreturn make fun of me the rest of my life. I felt so nasty and philthy I came home and showered. On the way to the spot we were talking about shitting outside and I was so against it and he was all for it........so weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 Uh huh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juseONE Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 shitting outside is the way to go...next time use leaves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 nothing like runny cranky ass after an outdoor go! baby wipes in the glovebox for life kidddd!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 haha:lol: "holly shit Steve I'm going to shit my pants" hahaha!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 haha, i like the way you spelled 'philthy'. i gotta say man, thats pretty impressive you've only shit outside twice in your life. me...i've shit outside many many many times, and had many instances such as you've described. i don't know, everytime i'm out in the woods i get a shit vibe. i think the woods and being out in nature is some kinda natural ex lax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted September 8, 2002 Author Share Posted September 8, 2002 Philthy is a bar out here it's ruined almost everyone I knows spelling of FILTHY. You should have heard the noise my ass made Steveo discribed it as "cloth being ripped" it was a fart and everything inside of me came out. what did I learn tonight? NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES CALL THE CHICK AT ARBYS "WORTHLESS" before you order Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tonin Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 Originally posted by mos def shitting outside is the way to go...next time use leaves ... and make sure its an poison ivy leaf;) ;) :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 Originally posted by BROWNer think the woods and being out in nature is some kinda natural ex lax. :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 HAHA, shitting outside isnt bad at all if you have toilet paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 only 2 times? you loser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 ask anyone that knows me.. i took a shit in an ally and wiped it with my dirty socks. from then on outwhever i shit it smelt like socks and poo. boo hoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dai Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 is 12oz really getting this bad? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 WHY YOOH MUGGIN!!!! yes 12oz is quite bad nowadays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 ive done a shit outside, it sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calusterize Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 .. i cant believe you just left them there. They are still good man. Can you remember exactly where you left em??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 Re: .. Originally posted by calusterize i cant believe you just left them there. They are still good man. Can you remember exactly where you left em??? hell yeah because this guy^ will put them on as soon as he finds them:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 The things people do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 man, thats old news. ive shit outside at least 15 times and at least 10 of them i used leaves to wipe. im a mothufuckin soldia.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23578 Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 what did you expect him to write, "hey, let's battle, call my cellie ***-***-***" or "you're still a homo" or "oops we cool now, we cool now right?" or "fucking paint over this shit so i can diss it again guy". the follow up diss, that is a new one for me. anyway, like the cat said, use leaves next time, scratchy maybe, but environmentally friendly as hell and much more accessible. i just watched ace ventura II, and i totally pictured you like ace man, sweating it out in his mechanical rhino, getting all nekkid and taking off his sweaty undies G-R-O-S-S. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 i've never shit outside in my life! but i have a friend who used to shit off roofs a lot. schools, bars, whatever. he liked to drop 'em, then watch it splatter. yep, big Star Trek fan he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted September 8, 2002 Author Share Posted September 8, 2002 Originally posted by 23578 what did you expect him to write, "hey, let's battle, call my cellie ***-***-***" or "you're still a homo" or "oops we cool now, we cool now right?" or "fucking paint over this shit so i can diss it again guy". the follow up diss, that is a new one for me. Followup diss? none of that shit with me I will rag said person to the end or until they kill themselfs.He didn't rag back so I just shit. my underwear were from grade 8 I'm in second year fella you can have them if you want...........a rather large peice of shit might be stuck to them(me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 hahahah.....i would have taken the shit and crossed out the guy that dissed you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 You're hung well... but can you dance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8otech Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 Why use your underwear? The sudden/forced lack of boxers adds to the dirty feeling that can follow. You gotta use a sock...it's way cheaper. The question now is, where is the craziest place that you've taken a shit outside? I would have to say at the layup, that was something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 I have thrown my own shit at peoples work. You know they will come up to it with a stick or something to knock it off. Than you have made them play with your shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 Originally posted by KING BLING I have thrown my own shit at peoples work. You know they will come up to it with a stick or something to knock it off. Than you have made them play with your shit. :king: :D :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 i was gunna ask what u ate - but u answered that - ARBYS - yuck... the other day some kid dissed my shit - i didnt have any paint w/ me so i smeared this mud that looked like poo on his piece... then i wrote w/ a stick i shit on you next to it... for more stories peep my old thread - funny shit stories...or something like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoSoL JuNkiE Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 don't use leaves...they have little tiny bugs on them that you can;t see, and i dont think you want little bugs in your asshole...use your sock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 For Christ's sake Just carry a roll of shitpaper in your pack when you go out to write. Simple. BTW, if you have athlete's foot and your wipe your ass with a sock, you'll have tinea pedia growing on your ass. Bad idea. I say underwear is better in a crisis, but carrying asswipe with you is pretty basic. Do you plan these little excursions or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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