Hall of Fame

The tree in the garden next door fell a few rain storms ago. I get a whole new view now (thankfully it fell the other way) IMG_3248.MOV

I hate people like that who had everything handed to them in life and earn good money, but can't seem to manage their finances properly, or they choose to live someplace extra fucking expensive like SF, or Manhattan and they constantly bitch about the struggle instead of appreciating it. It's like they're trying to grift with people that really struggle, but they've never actually struggled. Like bitch you spent $200 a week at the bar/restaurants and bought a nice car before you got a nice crib, and you also took out loans a gender studies degree instead of something useful. Meanwhile I know people with multiple felonies that grew up in public housing, coming up on hard labor construction gigs that own nice cribs and have their families living comfortably, and they appreciate everything they have. Anyway: redditsave.com__-nwfk54htq7i91.mp4

So, is he spending a G on a boner light? Or, a G on a “hand delivery” from Jeff. Or dropping big loot on both?

Yeah shit would be hilarious cause he didn't give a fuck about famous people who would try to order food past 3am. He'd be on the phone with pro golfers , Green Bay Packers like. He was also there when I found out one of the banquet servers admitted that she lied to her Latin King boyfriend about hooking up with me just to make him jealous, and she was shocked he showed up at the resort to come stab me in the face. Bless that kids 110 pound heart for blocking dude from getting in the kitchen while I mad dashed to the back elevator and called security., Who tackled his ass then got the police. Had to call my neighbor to explain the situation , and it turned out the boyfriend was a hardcore methhead and wasn't even really put on fully. Ended up with him in jail trying to put hits out on me with kings , but nobody fucked with him cause meth and bad business behavior.

@LUGR old coworker who worked with me at a resort. He worked 3rd shift In room dining for one of the restaurants in the resort. Dude was cool as fuck but his fiancee who's a twink power bottom was jealous of me cause I played RuneScape with him at work on the clock and by the time he got home he didn't want to play RuneScape with him. We eventually met one day at a coffee shop and squashed the bad blood cause he saw I was with my girlfriend and also was not trying to Mandingo his man , so we split RuneScape time with Ian two days with me and the rest with him. He moved to Iowa in a corporate gig a year or so ago and he's got no social media so I've no idea how he's doing. We will forever have memories of cheating in RuneScape and picking up drunk coked out rich women off the 4th floor hallways at 3am....that happened more than 20 times.

this person is a coward. when you have a sink, you have a toilet.

Boner light or hand delivery by Jeff? Could Jeff hand deliver a boner light?

Caught this Monarch fresh out the cocoon and testing its wings

Dirty Harry. The villain is Scorpio, based on the Zodiac Killer with a little mixed in from the Chowchilla kidnapping.

Heirloom tomato galette.

From what film?

yeah @Jokeris spot on. velocals sells decal sets — they made one for my niche bike so i'm sure they have yours. replacing the bottom bracket and headset is a great idea. anything with 30+ year old grease and bearings is good to toss and replace in my book. some folks really like to rebuild those but i'm not one of them. i would ALSO say you can have a cool resto-mod project here if you want. the rear drops are probably spaced to 126mm. you can safely stretch that to 130mm and fit a newer wheelset in there, a 10 speed or an 11 speed. that's a more expensive drivetrain update than this bike is probably worth, but it's what i did on my bike and i loooooove it. if you go to 9 speed or more you can get integrated brake/shifters on your handlebars which is also pretty nice. the one hangup with this is parts — newer ones may be a little harder to come by still but it seems like the shortages are mostly going away

thanks man! I thought they'd be pretty sweet up in here and went with it.

Man that was a dope thread.

Someone found my tag while randomly watching porn It want anything abnormal. If anything the porn we watched together made me feel more comfortable because most times we(porn girls and myself) share a similar body type. maybe he’s being nice. hahaha nice is not in his genetic make up What’s foreplay? fuck after reading some of this I realize I have a bad sex life. I’ve accepted it for a few years I think. I opened his iPad for some reason and his tabs were open. Same ole shit he usually watches. Same ole shit we both usually watch. some shit is really setting in here. yall. I have a bad sex life. Wtf.

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Zero shame

very tempted, even though it basically does what my current bike does

Cum Man = the new Penis Man? I hope so…

Just listen to Joker he’s spot on. My only suggestions myself would have been headset and bottom bracket upgrades. That thing is sweet.

@nicklesndimes That's a pretty cool vintage bike, for sure. I like your idea of keeping it stock but I think some upgrades will go a long way in making the bike ride smoother and feel more comfortable. The first thing I would do is disassemble the bike completely. Remove everything... bottom bracket and headset, too. Degrease all parts, use some steel wool or something to bring the slightly rusted bits back to glory. As for the frame... you'll need to decide if you want to celebrate the 'history' of the bike and keep the marred paint as is or if you want to strip the frame and repaint it. You can probably find a new decal set online that matches the old Giant logo or you can create your own and have a local sign shop die-cut the decals for you. From there I would replace the headset and bottom bracket with brand new ones. You could probably spend hours cleaning and rebuilding them both if you'd rather but my lazy ass would just replace them with brand new. I would also get brand new brake pads, brand new brake and shifter cables. And, and this is just me, I would replace those shifters/brake levers with a set of vintage Shimano 600 levers - if the rest of your group set is Shimano. The 600s come with rubber hoods which will be way more comfortable on your hands. I would also replace the saddle with a Selle San Marco Rolls saddle. Classic, super-comfortable. You could probably rebuild the hubs and they'll be fine, and hopefully true the wheels if needed, and just reuse the original wheels, or you could upgrade them to something that is period correct. Like a set of Mavic box rims laced to a Shimano hub. If you do that, be sure to keep in mind the number of cogs your current cassette is and make sure the wheelset you buy has the correct hub for your set up. Meaning, if you have an 8-speed cassette (8 cogs) make sure the wheelset you buy comes with an 8-speed hub. New tires, can't go wrong with Conti 5000 tires. Last a while, smooth rolling. And I would finish it off with Ambrosio bar tape. Can't go wrong there. You could even take it back further with cork bar ends. Should be a fun project! Would love to see progress or at least the finished product when you're done.

To give a more serious answer.... take your pick: He just wants to bust a nut "hassle free" if you will, no foreplay or nothing, just cast out the evil spirits and be on his way Maybe he's watching and picking up new moves or ideas for IRL Chappelle or Hart were joking about smashing anus and saying that's something they like to do, but not to the mother of their child. So, maybe your dude is watching something that turns him on but he doesn't want to put you through, or that he feels might degrade the object of his affection. Dudes love porn. You could always let him come home and "catch" you watching porn. When you said you found his porn, how's that? You went through his phone or otherwise snooped around? Put on your porn detective hat?

Dudes will seek out their niche shit and maybe they dont want to make their girl feel insecure. No one wants their girl to know they searching up cheeto feet juggalettes - First exposure to porn? I was 7 and found Playboys……

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over the weekend I found out about this guy Bob Pepper "Pepper was born in 1938 in Los Angeles to Peggy and Rueben Pepper.[1] He attended the Art Center College of Design in Pasadena, California,[1] studying illustration and advertising.[2] It was here he met his future wife, Brenda Soderquist. The couple moved to New York in the early 1960s, where Pepper established himself as a commercial artist. From the mid-sixties to the early seventies Pepper created sleeve art for fifty-odd RCA and Elektra Records releases,[2] including the latter's Nonesuch[3] and Checkmate labels. Perhaps his most enduring work is the cover of Love’s 1967 Forever Changes album (though this was altered by the designer, Bill Harvey, who added the foremost face's smile).[2] Pepper also produced paperback cover artwork, including for the Ballantine Adult Fantasy series (his covers including A Voyage to Arcturus by David Lindsay, and books by Lord Dunsany, James Branch Cabell, Joy Chant, Evangeline Walton and Mervyn Peake's Gormenghast trilogy[4]), and a series of Philip K. Dick covers for DAW Books in the 1980s. In 1981, he created the artwork for the Milton Bradley card game Dragonmaster, and their electronic board game, Dark Tower."

Crap... I was looking at the drawing above instead of the username. Well @defyoner I hit you up by accident, but enjoyed the process. @delv- I owe you one.

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i let my girl piss in my mouth.....its all cool yo, whats wrong with some bedroom watersports? what u niggas scared or something? hahaaaa