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TO LAZY TO PISS

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by CHEWBACCA UNSERCUMSIZED, Jul 6, 2001.

  1. DO ANYONE IN HERE EVER GET PREOCCUPIED...OR TO LAZY TO WALK TO THE NEXT ROOM JUST TO PISS??

    i do..i dont know why..just dont feel like it..rather hold it
     
  2. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    fuck yea, espically when im laying in bed... its such a far walk, id rather wait till the morning when i actually have to get up.
     
  3. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    that is a funny name....."with roger from zap"

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    brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...
     
  4. BISHOP

    BISHOP Member

    Joined: Dec 18, 2000 Messages: 352 Likes Received: 0
    i piss in the shower.
     
  5. Ski Mask

    Ski Mask 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 11,114 Likes Received: 209
    I thought this was gonna be a thread about the stadium buddy.....thats the ultimate in laziness...
     
  6. BISHOP

    BISHOP Member

    Joined: Dec 18, 2000 Messages: 352 Likes Received: 0
    lemme guess..whats it for..so you dont miss any game action...yes..thats got to me the worst in laziness
     
  7. fr8lover

    fr8lover Guest

    hey buddy some people need more help than others.
     
  8. my mom buys my clothes

    my mom buys my clothes Member

    Joined: May 30, 2001 Messages: 318 Likes Received: 0
    a lot of times when im too lazy to get up and go, i think about how its just gonna come back later and i wont want to get up and go then either, and then the depression sinks in.
     
  9. chizm

    chizm Senior Member

    Joined: May 29, 2001 Messages: 1,165 Likes Received: 0
    its harder to hold piss than to walk over and piss it away. but the longer you hold it, the yellower your pee turns out.
     
  10. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 175
    I'm not sure what this is, but it's probably similar to a product I used to see in sailing catalogs (i used to race boats, and hence...)...

    Anyway, it was called the Handy John, and it was basically a 3 liter pitcher with a screw top... BUT, the funniest thing about it was you could tack on like $10 and get the "Lady J Adapter"

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    2 Can Sam
     
  11. willy_wonka

    willy_wonka Member

    Joined: Jul 4, 2001 Messages: 390 Likes Received: 0
    i just say fuck it and piss myself..
     
  12. Daze One Million

    Daze One Million Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 12, 2001 Messages: 3,804 Likes Received: 0
    me too willy, me too

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    Di Stile Tecnica Prima
     
  13. *ZEMONEDOE$

    *ZEMONEDOE$ Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 4, 2001 Messages: 6,137 Likes Received: 0
  14. Cyber Optx

    Cyber Optx Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2001 Messages: 514 Likes Received: 0
    pee on yourself once any then you'll always be sure to get up and go in the toilet, even when you to fucking tired or lazy or whatever

    it will be a nice relaxing sensation at first and then its freezing cold, sticky and you smell..........................have fun!
     
  15. TOY

    TOY New Jack

    Joined: May 16, 2001 Messages: 2 Likes Received: 0
    sometimes i just dont go. not that im lazy, i just dont feel like going. i rather wait til i get home. i always wake up to pee but dont ever get up. i just go back to sleep and wait until i feel like peeing.
     
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