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TO LAZY TO PISS

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by CHEWBACCA UNSERCUMSIZED, Jul 6, 2001.

  1. TO LAZY TO PISS

    Discussion started by CHEWBACCA UNSERCUMSIZED - Jul 6, 2001

    DO ANYONE IN HERE EVER GET PREOCCUPIED...OR TO LAZY TO WALK TO THE NEXT ROOM JUST TO PISS??

    i do..i dont know why..just dont feel like it..rather hold it
     
  2. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

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    T.T Boy - Replied Jul 6, 2001

    fuck yea, espically when im laying in bed... its such a far walk, id rather wait till the morning when i actually have to get up.
     
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  3. boogie hands

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    boogie hands - Replied Jul 6, 2001

    that is a funny name....."with roger from zap"

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    brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...
     
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  4. BISHOP

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    BISHOP - Replied Jul 7, 2001

    i piss in the shower.
     
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    Ski Mask - Replied Jul 7, 2001

    I thought this was gonna be a thread about the stadium buddy.....thats the ultimate in laziness...
     
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    BISHOP - Replied Jul 7, 2001

    lemme guess..whats it for..so you dont miss any game action...yes..thats got to me the worst in laziness
     
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  7. fr8lover

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    fr8lover - Replied Jul 7, 2001

    hey buddy some people need more help than others.
     
  8. my mom buys my clothes

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    my mom buys my clothes - Replied Jul 8, 2001

    a lot of times when im too lazy to get up and go, i think about how its just gonna come back later and i wont want to get up and go then either, and then the depression sinks in.
     
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    chizm - Replied Jul 8, 2001

    its harder to hold piss than to walk over and piss it away. but the longer you hold it, the yellower your pee turns out.
     
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    Smart - Replied Jul 8, 2001

    I'm not sure what this is, but it's probably similar to a product I used to see in sailing catalogs (i used to race boats, and hence...)...

    Anyway, it was called the Handy John, and it was basically a 3 liter pitcher with a screw top... BUT, the funniest thing about it was you could tack on like $10 and get the "Lady J Adapter"

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    willy_wonka - Replied Jul 8, 2001

    i just say fuck it and piss myself..
     
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    Daze One Million - Replied Jul 8, 2001

    me too willy, me too

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    *ZEMONEDOE$ - Replied Jul 8, 2001

    <------lazyfuck
     
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    Cyber Optx - Replied Jul 9, 2001

    pee on yourself once any then you'll always be sure to get up and go in the toilet, even when you to fucking tired or lazy or whatever

    it will be a nice relaxing sensation at first and then its freezing cold, sticky and you smell..........................have fun!
     
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    TOY - Replied Jul 9, 2001

    sometimes i just dont go. not that im lazy, i just dont feel like going. i rather wait til i get home. i always wake up to pee but dont ever get up. i just go back to sleep and wait until i feel like peeing.
     
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