TO LAZY TO PISS

[Guest CHEWBACCA UNSERCUMSIZED]

DO ANYONE IN HERE EVER GET PREOCCUPIED...OR TO LAZY TO WALK TO THE NEXT ROOM JUST TO PISS??

 

i do..i dont know why..just dont feel like it..rather hold it

[T.T Boy 48]

fuck yea, espically when im laying in bed... its such a far walk, id rather wait till the morning when i actually have to get up.

[boogie hands 13]

that is a funny name....."with roger from zap"

 

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brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...

[BISHOP 0]

i piss in the shower.

[Ski Mask 216]

I thought this was gonna be a thread about the stadium buddy.....thats the ultimate in laziness...

[BISHOP 0]

lemme guess..whats it for..so you dont miss any game action...yes..thats got to me the worst in laziness

[Guest fr8lover]

Originally posted by GUILTY COUNTY:

YOU SHOULD ALWAYS PISS BEFORE SEX..YOU WILL NEVER NUT IF YOU DONT

 

hey buddy some people need more help than others.

[my mom buys my clothes 0]

a lot of times when im too lazy to get up and go, i think about how its just gonna come back later and i wont want to get up and go then either, and then the depression sinks in.

[chizm 0]

its harder to hold piss than to walk over and piss it away. but the longer you hold it, the yellower your pee turns out.

[Smart 184]

Originally posted by ese:

I thought this was gonna be a thread about the stadium buddy.....thats the ultimate in laziness...

 

I'm not sure what this is, but it's probably similar to a product I used to see in sailing catalogs (i used to race boats, and hence...)...

 

Anyway, it was called the Handy John, and it was basically a 3 liter pitcher with a screw top... BUT, the funniest thing about it was you could tack on like $10 and get the "Lady J Adapter"

 

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2 Can Sam

[willy_wonka 0]

Originally posted by BISHOP:

i piss in the shower.

i just say fuck it and piss myself..

[Daze One Million 0]

me too willy, me too

 

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Di Stile Tecnica Prima

[*ZEMONEDOE$ 0]

<------lazyfuck

[Cyber Optx 0]

pee on yourself once any then you'll always be sure to get up and go in the toilet, even when you to fucking tired or lazy or whatever

 

it will be a nice relaxing sensation at first and then its freezing cold, sticky and you smell..........................have fun!

[TOY 0]

sometimes i just dont go. not that im lazy, i just dont feel like going. i rather wait til i get home. i always wake up to pee but dont ever get up. i just go back to sleep and wait until i feel like peeing.

[mapo wc 0]

What the fuck?

Buying a device so you dont miss the game while youre at the restroom? You think its a coincidence they sell the soda in a paper cup? Use it again.

 

[This message has been edited by mapo wc (edited 07-09-2001).]

[ZENYTH.ASP 1]

Back when I was a bigger idiot than I am now, and I got drunk all the time I would always piss in random things while at parties.

One time I was so out of it I seriously thought it was a good idea just to piss on myself in bed then to get up and use the toilet. Good thing I was in a hotel room.

[Frate_Raper 172]

I've pissed the bed due to drunkness.I'm still and idiot but not as much of one sence i felt the edge.I went edge because of peeing the bed and puking and things as such.

 

 

HOLDING PEE ISN'T GOOD FOR YOU!

[OPIUM3 0]

If i'm too drunk to get up, i still have enough common sense to realize that if i piss on myself in bed, it will stay in the bed longer and won't come out, so i usually just fall onto the floor face down and let it rip. Then i usually blame it on the dog so no one knows whats up, and i beat the dog later in front of everyone to prove my worth, and to show everyone that it wasn't me again, and it really was the dog. Just a few tricks of the trade..

[kg 1]

yo if you hold it too long you piss blood and the bottm of your sac gets a sharp pain and your left leg raises off the ground and you make a weird face

 

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i hate working

[mapo wc 0]

The time I got drunk. I pissed in a potted plant in the kids back porch.

[MOOGLE? 502]

12 oz.....bleh tired of typing crate diggin...doh*

 

the best is the kitchen sink

[Guest]

I get 'too busy to piss' all the time at work.

 

but then I'll combine a piss break with a smoke break and I'm laughing!

[dELiSs 2]

ha I was thinking about this today. I took a really nice nap. Woke up in the middle and thought... I kinda got to go to the restroom. And then I started thinking about how sad and kind of pathedic it is when I'm too lazy to get up or when I hear people saying "I gotta pee but I don't want to". Then I could'nt go back to sleep so after an hour of laying there I got up. besides that..I'm not too lazy of a person.

[i11igul 0]

the worst is holding a shit,

goddam when you finally drop that muther, watch out

damn near rip myself a new one couple of times i swore i was gonna hear screaming and crying and some one saying "you did great honey, here it is"

 

ha