Guest CHEWBACCA UNSERCUMSIZED Posted July 6, 2001 Share Posted July 6, 2001 DO ANYONE IN HERE EVER GET PREOCCUPIED...OR TO LAZY TO WALK TO THE NEXT ROOM JUST TO PISS?? i do..i dont know why..just dont feel like it..rather hold it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted July 6, 2001 Share Posted July 6, 2001 fuck yea, espically when im laying in bed... its such a far walk, id rather wait till the morning when i actually have to get up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 6, 2001 Share Posted July 6, 2001 that is a funny name....."with roger from zap" ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BISHOP Posted July 7, 2001 Share Posted July 7, 2001 i piss in the shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted July 7, 2001 Share Posted July 7, 2001 I thought this was gonna be a thread about the stadium buddy.....thats the ultimate in laziness... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BISHOP Posted July 7, 2001 Share Posted July 7, 2001 lemme guess..whats it for..so you dont miss any game action...yes..thats got to me the worst in laziness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted July 7, 2001 Share Posted July 7, 2001 Originally posted by GUILTY COUNTY: YOU SHOULD ALWAYS PISS BEFORE SEX..YOU WILL NEVER NUT IF YOU DONT hey buddy some people need more help than others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
my mom buys my clothes Posted July 8, 2001 Share Posted July 8, 2001 a lot of times when im too lazy to get up and go, i think about how its just gonna come back later and i wont want to get up and go then either, and then the depression sinks in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chizm Posted July 8, 2001 Share Posted July 8, 2001 its harder to hold piss than to walk over and piss it away. but the longer you hold it, the yellower your pee turns out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted July 8, 2001 Share Posted July 8, 2001 Originally posted by ese: I thought this was gonna be a thread about the stadium buddy.....thats the ultimate in laziness... I'm not sure what this is, but it's probably similar to a product I used to see in sailing catalogs (i used to race boats, and hence...)... Anyway, it was called the Handy John, and it was basically a 3 liter pitcher with a screw top... BUT, the funniest thing about it was you could tack on like $10 and get the "Lady J Adapter" ------------------ 2 Can Sam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy_wonka Posted July 8, 2001 Share Posted July 8, 2001 Originally posted by BISHOP: i piss in the shower. i just say fuck it and piss myself.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted July 8, 2001 Share Posted July 8, 2001 me too willy, me too ------------------ Di Stile Tecnica Prima Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*ZEMONEDOE$ Posted July 8, 2001 Share Posted July 8, 2001 <------lazyfuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Optx Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 pee on yourself once any then you'll always be sure to get up and go in the toilet, even when you to fucking tired or lazy or whatever it will be a nice relaxing sensation at first and then its freezing cold, sticky and you smell..........................have fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 sometimes i just dont go. not that im lazy, i just dont feel like going. i rather wait til i get home. i always wake up to pee but dont ever get up. i just go back to sleep and wait until i feel like peeing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo wc Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 What the fuck? Buying a device so you dont miss the game while youre at the restroom? You think its a coincidence they sell the soda in a paper cup? Use it again. [This message has been edited by mapo wc (edited 07-09-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZENYTH.ASP Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 Back when I was a bigger idiot than I am now, and I got drunk all the time I would always piss in random things while at parties. One time I was so out of it I seriously thought it was a good idea just to piss on myself in bed then to get up and use the toilet. Good thing I was in a hotel room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 I've pissed the bed due to drunkness.I'm still and idiot but not as much of one sence i felt the edge.I went edge because of peeing the bed and puking and things as such. HOLDING PEE ISN'T GOOD FOR YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OPIUM3 Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 If i'm too drunk to get up, i still have enough common sense to realize that if i piss on myself in bed, it will stay in the bed longer and won't come out, so i usually just fall onto the floor face down and let it rip. Then i usually blame it on the dog so no one knows whats up, and i beat the dog later in front of everyone to prove my worth, and to show everyone that it wasn't me again, and it really was the dog. Just a few tricks of the trade.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kg Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 yo if you hold it too long you piss blood and the bottm of your sac gets a sharp pain and your left leg raises off the ground and you make a weird face ------------------ i hate working Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo wc Posted July 10, 2001 Share Posted July 10, 2001 The time I got drunk. I pissed in a potted plant in the kids back porch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 12 oz.....bleh tired of typing crate diggin...doh* the best is the kitchen sink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 I get 'too busy to piss' all the time at work. but then I'll combine a piss break with a smoke break and I'm laughing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 ha I was thinking about this today. I took a really nice nap. Woke up in the middle and thought... I kinda got to go to the restroom. And then I started thinking about how sad and kind of pathedic it is when I'm too lazy to get up or when I hear people saying "I gotta pee but I don't want to". Then I could'nt go back to sleep so after an hour of laying there I got up. besides that..I'm not too lazy of a person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 the worst is holding a shit, goddam when you finally drop that muther, watch out damn near rip myself a new one couple of times i swore i was gonna hear screaming and crying and some one saying "you did great honey, here it is" ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tonin Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 Originally posted by OPIUM3 If i'm too drunk to get up, i still have enough common sense to realize that if i piss on myself in bed, it will stay in the bed longer and won't come out, so i usually just fall onto the floor face down and let it rip. Then i usually blame it on the dog so no one knows whats up, and i beat the dog later in front of everyone to prove my worth, and to show everyone that it wasn't me again, and it really was the dog. Just a few tricks of the trade.. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 happens quite often Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 sometimes when i'm drunk i'm too lazy to wake up to piss. very dangerous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 When i have 2 go, I go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 yeah. hah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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