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Outting A Homer

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Weapon X, Jan 31, 2005.

  1. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    Yo, check it:

    I've known this guy for over ten years. A buddy of mine.

    Here is some examples of his behaviour:

    -Really foul language that pretty much revolves around the male anatomy and rarely the female's.

    -if he sees a gay dude on the bus, he'll run home and call me or someone else to talk about it (we live in a city, not a hick town in the swamplands of Florida).

    -if he hears about a new show that has two private eye detectives that are gay that is coming out on NBC, he'll make sure he'll phone someone immediately to talk about it.

    -hasn't been laid in eight years

    -hasn't kissed a girl in eight years, let alone made a move on one.

    -did I say that he's extremely homophobic?

    -sometimes he just comes out and says it...sorta

    -always asking girls about their boyfriend's penis size.

    Now, I'm not one to totally embrace homosexuality or anything, and I hate that argument that stupid bitches use; the one about homophobia meaning one is gay. But this is extreme homophobia in a city where everyone else I know has learned to accept it.

    I mean, if I was a skinhead and saw a Jew on the bus, I wouldn't pick up the phone and call my friends to say that I saw a Jew on the bus.

    My friend and I are going to confront him about this, one way or the other. We feel that this dude is tearing himself apart, and his extreme denial might lead to some sort of American Beauty type ending.

    My friend's fiance says she's sure that this dude is gay, and now I'm 80% sure. I think it needs to be done, for his sake.
  2. cloner

    cloner Senior Member

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    does it matter really/

    MESTHREE Dirty Dozen Crew

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    um...you and your friend confronting him together sounds like a bad idea. I think you should do it, if you must, one on one. Chances are this guy isnt really even ready to deal with the whole issue anyhow.
  4. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    maybe he's not gay... maybe he's just asexual?

    just remember ... it's not gay if it's on the 'down-low'.
  5. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

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    Oh yeah, even his mom asked him if he was gay. His own mom!.

    He definitely isn't ready to deal with this, but it is quite disturbing to others around him, to say the least. I figure that if he takes it seriously, he might be gay, and if he just laughs it off, he might not be. Is there a reaction I should be looking for?

    Like I said, it seems like there is a war going on inside him, and the outcome might not be so pretty. Dude is a grumpy motherfucker, too. Maybe a night out wearing a lime green thong, timboots, and no shirt at the gay club might cheer him up and alleviate a bunch of stress. :shook:

    Anyway, I'm only 80 to 85% sure, but my buddy's fiance is mother to a gay 19 year old, so she might know what she's talking about when she says there is no doubt about it.

    *oh yeah - he's 27 years old, so he's going to have to deal with it at one time or another. I don't want him to be my kid's "maybe gay uncle". He should either just be the gay uncle, or the not gay uncle.
  6. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

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    yeah, asexual who talks about the male sexual anatomy all the time. dunno about that. the dude always talks about sex. And never straight vaginal sex. Always the anal sex...fuckin' weird.
  7. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    you know what it probably is.....

    -hasn't been laid in eight years

    that's enough to make all types of crazy thoughts roll around in your head.
  8. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    Yeah, tell me about it. I go crazy when it's been three months. I'm going fucking crazy right now.

    I've seen drunk girls who are good looking totally come on to him, and he shies away. Pretty mesed up for a dude who is always talking about weird sex and watching pornos.
  9. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    maybe it's because he watched the same fucked up hardcore that you do?

    just like any activity, the longer you go without doing it, the more scarry it is to 'get back in the saddle'.
  10. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    haha, yeah, we do share some common interests, but weird porno doesn't take up all my time.

    You know, you're right, key. I'm sure it can be pretty nerve-wracking for someone who has gone so long without it. But dude isn't ugly, and he's had lots of opportunities. I know people who are way less fortunate than him who have more fun with the ladies.

    Watching pornos is fun, but it can never replace the real thing. I think even the most smut addicted person can appreciate that.

    I think it would also be pretty hard to build up this reputation through the teenage years of hating 'faggots' and being a real man, so to speak. I mean, what happens when you start to slowly realize that you're not what you thought you were? I can imagine that it might be pretty scary.

    whoah, i'm all sensitive today!
  11. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    I would just ignore it. If he wants to tell you he would, unless hes trying to drop subtle hints?

    I dunno, shit would weird me out though. Do you feel like he stares at you and shit? Hahaha.
  12. DETO

    DETO Dirty Dozen Crew

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    swonk olik... :rolleyes:
  13. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

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    Sometimes it feels like there are subtle hints. Either way, it's damn annoying to be lied to constantly. That's what it feels like, sometimes. I mean, people should be themselves. You don't see me trying to deny what race I am. The worst part is, me and others have been getting frustrated with his repressed homosexuality - and we're not even sure if he is gay!
  14. haunts

    haunts Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2004 Messages: 297 Likes Received: 0
    seriously, talk to him one on one about it.
    and make sure your real clear about him not being judged either way and all that jazz. it sounds like hes built up a glass house around himself cutting himself off from who he is. i dont know. hitler was jewish.
    but for real though, american beauty endings arent cool in real life.
  15. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    Id jam my dick in his ass, give him a wrap around, and ask him if he liked that filthy shit.

    Seems like the only logical way to get a 100% sure answer.