OsCaR306 Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 First, I will tell you the story then get to the point of this thread. So tonight, myself and two friends were having a casual bike ride when some fucker driving a hurse and his two friends decide to shout profanities. I then continued to yell "fuck you" back at him. He contined to pull a crazy u-turn at that point I decide it is time to leave. I start peddling fast down the side walk and take a left turn onto a dirt path in a field that is for pedestrians and bikes only not thinking he would chase me onto there. He drives over the side walk and onto the path and is tailing me, i knew that he was probably going to cut me off or hit my back tire and then contine to beat me up. I decided it would be in my best intrest to jump off my bike and start running. So i did that and ran and hid. I continuned to watch this mother fucker run over my bike a few times then drive off. I asked around and found out who he is/where he lives. Now,the point of this thread. What are some ways to fuck up his car, I mean really fuck it up. I have thought about sugar in the gas tank, etch on the windows. I'm sure some of you guys have done something like this before. Come on,tell me what you did. Or atleast share some stories. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 pour brake fluid on his car. It'll eat the paint up like a mother fucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 here's how you do it: motor oil smear the motor oil onto your face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Originally posted by ARCEL here's how you do it: motor oil smear the motor oil onto your face or if that doesnt work try battery acid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 If you take a potato and stuff it in someone's muffler deep enough so they won't see it, the fumes will go back into the car and kill them. It'll fuck up the car, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seppuku Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 fill his gas tank with gasoline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Fuck all this pussy shit, just take a baseball bat to it at 3am..... Then take pictures and post them on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 "the cia big book of dirty tricks" available via kazaa or whatever. p2p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Nobody would stop you either. If you see a gang of kids taking bats to someone's car, you know they done fucked up somewhere along the line..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 stash your bike underneath it jerk off onto the doorhandle. ring doorbell and punch face... search pockets for wallet and glance around for other goodies... run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 If you put a piece of ham on the car it will strip the paint off. Edit: I've been told it's bologna, not ham, that does this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Originally posted by seppuku fill his gas tank with gasoline. ah ha ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 He was driving a hurse and he went dirt road style just to try and kill you... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Than you ran, hid and watched as he ran over your bike... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is some of the best shit i have heard in a while, you don't have the right to do anything at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 put the keys in the tailpipe and rubbed the shit out of a potatoe on to the car http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/13/2/46-28145.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/15/vodka/other34.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 buy a fucked up piece of shit un licensed fifty dollar car from somebody. drive it into the front of bad mans car. repeat if you wish. run away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Put b.b.'s in the gas tank. Trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuck muni Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 first of all....your a fucking idiot and a pussy second...get yourself a 99 dollar bottle of rubbing alcohol and some matches now go and smash his windows, douse his interior with the alcohol, and throw a match in take a picture for 12oz and tell your girl to give me a blowjob for my genious plan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panic Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 with the mood im in, i'd say firebomb that fucker if i was a little happier, i'd slash his tyres, break his windows and beat the shit with a sludgehammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 slashing tires is pussy shit..completely gut it out.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 the dude chased you down across a field, then ran over your bike because you said 'fuck you'! that's so ignorant, i love it. that's something me, hesh and johnny would do. haha. lets be honest here. you're not going to do shit you little bush hiding pussy. if you found out who he is, he can obviously find out who you are. if he was so mad that you swore at him, imagine the wrath you'll feel if you fuck his car up. however, if you decide to grow some balls, you've got to really fuck it up. dont key it or something wack like that. you're going to have to firebomb the thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Learn to make thermite. fill a pop can with it. set it on his hood. light the thermite(you're probably going to need to use magnesium or something else that gets ridiculously hot). watch as thermite burns a hole directly through the hood, engine block and anything else that is metal underneath it. go celebrate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 if you have the balls, jack the car take it for a ride crash that shit into anything you want except for another car then take it back to his house. then write your name on it.(your real name) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppa.k Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 go to your local hunting supply store and buy some fake moose piss. then proceed to pour it into the air vents at the base of the windshield. as soon as he starts the car he has to get rid of it... that smell just don't come out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 since that fucking freak drives a herse.. go to a cemetary and look for some fresh dirt thats just been dug up, most likely someones grandma just kicked the bucket, so dig up the grave, take out the coffin with the dead body in it, and somehow put it in his car. -or- you can always go look for road kill, collect it, put it in a long box (think refridgerator boxes or something??) use your "graffiti" and "art" skills to draw little details on it hinting that its a coffin, put your dead animals in it and whatever sulvineers (sp) you want, and proceed to put it in the back of his car. let us know how it goes, and make sure you take lots of pictures or we will never forgive you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itelltruth Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Originally posted by sarcasm put the keys in the tailpipe and rubbed the shit out of a potatoe on to the car http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/13/2/46-28145.jpg'> ahahahahahahahah! That's funny.:lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itelltruth Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 GET A "DENT PULLER" FROM YOUR LOCAL CAR PARTS STORE AND SCREW IT IN TO HIS IGNITION AND PULL. THEN TAKE ANY KEY LONG ENOUGH OR A SCREW DRIVER AND START IT UP AND TAKE THE THING FOR A RIDE TO THE NEAREST RIVER OR LAKE OR SWIMMING POOL AND DUMP IT OR BREAK THE WINDOWS AND TAKE A LARGE DUMP ON THE SEATS. OR SLASH ALL HIS TIRES, PUT SUGAR IN THE GAS TANK, KEY IT, SPRAY PAINT IT, BRAEK THE WINDOWS(ALL), TAKE A SHIT IN IT, STEAL THE RADIO, & THEN RIP ALL THE WIRING OUT. ---AND THEN TAKE PIC'S AND POST THEM------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 so we never got a description of the guy. with a description, we can recommend the best method of payback. hopefully he is just a punk kid. that way you can inflict bodily harm on him for being a moron. plus he and his stupid friends incited the "altercation", if you will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adernaline Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 get away with as much shit as you can without waking them up, and as a final exclamation mark smash in the windows, otherwise he'll be woken up as soon as you start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Get a big ass barrel and fill it with gasoline. Then get a shitload of styrofoam and soak it in the gasoline. Take your home made napalm and dump it all over the car. Light that shit on fire and be the fuck out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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