El Producto Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Originally posted by LENS pour brake fluid on his car. It'll eat the paint up like a mother fucker break fluid the paint wd-40 the windows tag his car and house boogie hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 For god's sake man, finish the story! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gates Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 get a bat go with your friend and fuck it all up...take out the windows..fuck up the door knobs..then put the bat in the exhaust pipe and fuck it all up..fuck up his tires..then poor some sugar in his fuckin gas tank or whatever..i'd recomment fucking up his windows and fucking up the tires..and the exhaust pipe beating...that's just what i would do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Originally posted by seeking you're not going to do shit you little bush hiding pussy. and why the fuck can't anybody spell "hearse?" jesus tapdancing christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 see :seekings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest diggity Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 yeah man, if your gonna do anything, its gonna have to be so intimidating that hes not gonna fuck with you later. you really have 2 choices, something really extreme or nothing at all. and if you do something, you should wait a little while, atleast a month so hes forgotten all about it, as well as the people you got his info from. just make sure you destroy property, not people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Originally posted by destroya jesus tapdancing christ. hahahahaha. Just shit in his car *Page dos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 sulvineers (sp) wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 listen to dr. D and hit it with a bat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Originally posted by YEAHMANWORD wow hahaha. souvenirs sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 quote="seeking" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOatser Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 tell him to holla back then when he hollas back dont holla back back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 IF ITS HOT ENOUGH WERE YOU ARE THROW BOLOGNA ON THE HOOD...ITLL LEAVE SOME BIG ASS CIRCLES WITH THE PAINT EATIN -OR- IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH TIME FILL HIS SHIT WITH INK SO WHEN HE TURNS THE WINDSHIELD WIPERS ON HE GETS A BIG BLACK PIECE OF GLASS CAUSING HIM TO NOT SEE THE ROAD LEADING TO HIS DEATH AND HIS FAMILY AVENGES HIS DEATH FINDS YOU KILLS YOU WERE YOU CAN BEAT HIS ASS IN HELL............. AND IF YOUR SUCH A MAN AND WANTING TO DESTROY HIS CAR WHY DID YOU HIDE BEHIND A BUSH AND RUN?.....I GUESS YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 hide the hearse in a bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAA^^^^ :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
de Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 Okay ill tell you a story ...anyway it was back in summer and me and our mates are walking along this street in the ghetto anyway this car packed with 25 year olds turn the corner and yell out "FUCK YOU NIGGER" (me mate is blacK) so he gave the car the finger and said FUCK OFF CUNTS" the car stopped came back 4 of em got out all males one girl and beat the fuck outta me mate...I had a trolly bar hit one over the ehad with it swang at anther then the cunts pulled there pissy weak knife out and thretended me so i dropped the pole and got my ass kicked byt the way im 16 ...I got fucked up and me mate was put in hospital... morel to the story dont yell shit back too ppl that are older and more of em...ends with pain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 ME MATE... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRONOLOGIK Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 haha never leave home without the 9. Just clap that motherfucker right in the knee. Kick the living fuck outta the cocksucker while he cries like a baby. The knee, never above the waist. Here in the T.O. it's usually cold enough to wear a foam ski mask. ;) or stick at least a 5 lb slab of plastique underneath the drivers seat, wire it to the ignition. Blast kills him and the evidence. :idea: have fun, be ninja stealthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_john Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 you're a bitch... end of story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
de Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 Originally posted by KRONOLOGIK haha never leave home without the 9. Just clap that motherfucker right in the knee. Kick the living fuck outta the cocksucker while he cries like a baby. The knee, never above the waist. Here in the T.O. it's usually cold enough to wear a foam ski mask. ;) or stick at least a 5 lb slab of plastique underneath the drivers seat, wire it to the ignition. Blast kills him and the evidence. :idea: have fun, be ninja stealthy. I hope someone shoots u in the knee :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 when my little brother was about 8, i told him to pee on our neighbor's car. he did, and i laughed. you better come back to this thread with something cool, or i'll tell my little brother to do yours too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 ^ :lol: :lol: ...but don't ya mean his bicycle wreckage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLAYTONCROWN Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 do one of these: Set it on fire where it stands. (Obvious...) Blow it up. Shoot it to a sieve. Beat it to a pile of junk with a BIG hammer (10 pounds or more) Get a BIG rock (or anything heavy: car battery, heavy machine part, sewer lid, etc.). Go up a HIGH house roof from where you can hit the target car at night. (Be careful with the elevator: you could be easier to see with the object later found in the ruins of someone's car!) Throw the rock/whatever on the car. Don't get caught... Fill the inside with cement. Drive the car into some upper-class neighborhood or lame suburb late at night and set it on fire. Or do the same on a thin, narrow BRIDGE. EXTREMELY DANGEROUS: Drive into a railroad crossing. Wait until a LONG freight train comes. When the train is about 10-15 secs away, then break through the crossing gate and stop the car in front of the train. Get out of the car FAST and RUN AWAY. Drive the car off a HIGH cliff. Jump out in the last second. Best if you tanked the car FULL (or even stuffed in lots of gasoline cans) to get a much nicer fireball. Or drive the car into your worst enemy's car the same way. Or his house. Or into a river/lake. Best if THOUSANDS on the other coast see it falling down. Or into the sewers. Or down a ski course. Or into a swamp. Or into LOTS of wet cement. Or beyond a BRIDGE OUT sign. Jump out at the right moment... (WARNING: Do this when there are no workers below!!!) If you're afraid of doing a stunt like that then stop before the 'point of no return' and push the car through. Devastate a golf course simply by driving around. Don't forget the green. If you're satisfied, then drive it into a pond on the course. Mount blocks of straw or lots of trash on the top of the car. Light the crap while driving on a highway. Drive fast until the car itself starts to burn... Rig the engine to smoke like hell. Drive on a highway for a while. Then set the inside on fire, stop, and get out. Fill the baggage room (? the part of a car where you put your baggage) with animal carcasses / raw meat. Park the car in a populated street. Leave it there. Best at summer. Or do the same but with manure. Or you can add some MAGGOTS to the carcasses/meat. The maggots will multiply and swarm out of the car. If the cops won't take the car away, then call them and tell them that it's full of drugs. Or, if you want a bomb squad too, then with explosives. Test the airbag. Drive into a concrete wall. Drive into a mall through the glass walls late at night. RUN AWAY. If you have a friend with another expandable (stolen) car: Make a 'car duel'. You can do it just for fun, or to take bets on who wins (whose car runs still after the other is completely dead.) Do something else with the 'winning' car... If the car has front engine and front wheel propulsion: Cut the car in half with a welder. Keep the front half. Mount small (but strong) wheels on the bottom where the car was cut in half. Drive around with this half car for a while. If you don't want to keep it for long, then you don't need those back wheels... Tie a long cable from the back of the car to something you want to demolish. Step on the gas. Remember Lethal Weapon 2? Don't expect the car to survive this, but whatever the other end of the cable was tied to will be badly damaged (if not completely demolished) Stop in the middle of a highway. Or in the middle of an important city road / highway bridge. Try to block as many tracks as possible. Get out. Take the keys. Go away. You will jam the street for hours. You could also light the interior while driving, stop (don't forget to block the road... hahaha...) then run away. If you drain the water or the oil, or remove the air filter, or add sugar / water to the fuel, then the car will COMPLETELY break down in a certain time. In fact, the engine will be destroyed. (WARNING: Sugar in fuel is said to cause an INSTANT BLOCK of the engine, often making nasty accidents. You want fun, not a coffin...?) If you start to drive around on highways or big city roads, then the car will die at some point and will be impossible to start. When this happens, act innocent / surprised and go away. If you don't like acting and lying and want to be straight, then just stop, get out, puncture the tires, and go away. Try yourself as a car stunt-driver. Do it until the car is JUNK. Paint a swastika or other symbol that attracts some kind of agression on the car, and park it somewhere late at night. If you painted a swastika, then don't forget to inform (and fanatize) the local militant black / arabic / [other] asian ethnic communities. You could call them as someone VERY ANGRY from their ethnicity (well, could be difficult if you don't speak their language... do this only with black americans) Alternative: Paint a communist red star (or also the sickle + hammer symbol), or David's star, (the symbol of the jews) or the peace symbol ('hippi symbol') on the car and park in a skinhead-plagued area. Don't forget to inform the skinheads... Park the car beneath an unstable rock wall. Start a rockfall on the car. Could be easier than you wish... Or just roll down some BIG rocks on it. Flatten it with a tank. If you can: Park besides a railroad track and tie the car to a LONG freight train. It could take a while for the loco driver to realize the 'attachment'... (Sometimes freight trains stop outside stations for some reasons. If the station is at the 'edge' of a city and the train is VERY long then it can also happen that the train stops cause the front part is already in the station while the rear is still outside the city. That's the time to tie the car on.) Drive on a frozen lake. Stop but leave the engine idle. Get away. The heat from the engine will melt the ice and the car will fall in. (It could take a while - and need some fuel) Park on the beach, just at the edge of the water while ebb-tide. Lock the car. Get away. The flow-tide will wash the car with salt water, corroding the whole inside beyond repair. Or wash the car into the sea if the waves are big enough. Park on a river shore, just at the edge of the water when the radio tells about a rapid (and big) FLOOD. Guess what happens. Hahaha... If you know a place where a rock (or something else hard) stands out of the ground to about a foot high: Drive over the 'obstacle'. SLASHES the bottom of the car. EXTREMELY DANGEROUS: Items needed: A bridge where you can drive up over a river with considerable freight ship traffic The car to destroy Steel cable, long enough to reach a ship from the bridge One anchor Something to tie the cable to the car SECURELY One BIG freight ship coming at a good moment Attach the anchor to the end of the cable. Wait until the big ship close to the bridge. Drive on the bridge, over the ship. Attach the other end of the steel cable (the end without the anchor) to the car SECURELY. Throw the end with the anchor on the ship. The ship will pull the car off the bridge (and the railing too). EXTREMELY DANGEROUS: Items needed: One ferry (the bigger the better) on a shallow water The car to destroy Steel cable, long enough to reach the water bottom One anchor Something to tie the cable to the car SECURELY Attach the anchor to the end of the cable. Board a ferry. Attach the other end of the cable to the car SECURELY. Throw the end with the anchor in the water. The anchor will pull the car off the ferry. It's not bad if you can swim - the ferry crew (and the other passengers) won't be happy... Board a ferry. Push the car into the water. Again, not bad if you can swim... Get diving gear. Hide it near the driver's seat. Board a ferry. Make sure you get a position on the edge of the ferry. While on the water, go into the car. Put on the diving gear. Drive off the ferry. The car could sink fast, so swim out, but don't get caught by the ferry's propeller! The diving gear is needed to provide you air, so you won't need to swim up for air. If noone saw you putting on or wearing the diving gear, then you will be declared dead. Swim on the shore with the diving gear. Get (rent / steal / whatever) a DUMP CAR. Get the car to be destroyed on the platform. Dump it into a chasm, or just activate the dumper while driving fast... Put on a biker's helmet, heavy clothing, and gloves (there will be glass flying around!) Drive through under a big TRUCK and let the truck cut the roof off. Drive FAST on a road with MANY small hills. Make big jumps until the car breaks apart. 'Try' driving through a stream. Give up pretty easy... Drive through the waves on the beach until the car either dies or the waves catch it. Make an 'accident' with other people you hate. I doubt that someone could do this but if yes then... Pick up the car with a helicopter. Drop the car from at least a few hundred meters high. If possible then into a millionaire's garden, a golf course, or an (empty) stadium... The ABSOLUTE WINNER would be to drop a car into a stadium during the LIVE transmission of a monster trucks / car wrecking show. This one needs 2 people and a tow truck and is EXTREMELY EVIL: Get the car on a tow truck. One guy needs to drive the tow, the other must be on the back of it. While driving in heavy traffic, the second guy releases the car from the tow, right into the traffic... If you can open the hand brake or the car, then you could also release the car before a 'hairpin' curve on a mountain road so the car rolls into a big chasm... As I wrote before: if possible, make sure the car is tanked full, or even load it with gas cans. Park just outside a construction site. Take a friend. Sneak in at night. Activate the high crane. One of you should go into the high crane and the other should attach something HEAVY (a girder, concrete block, whatever) on the hook. Pick up the object quite high. Release the object over the car. (Or pick up the car high and drop it.) Park near a site where a building is demolished with a WRECKING BALL. Steal (or hijack) the wrecking ball and wreck the car. Park near a site where they use an EXCAVATOR. Steal (or hijack) the excavator and throw the car around with it like a cardboard box until it breaks apart. If you can get ANY heavy and TRACKED vehicle, then you could simply flatten the car like with a tank. If you're mad enough to do one of these: Figuring out the controls of a crane / wrecking machine / excavator from scratch could take a while (or too much) so inform yourself before. Check out some books about these machines in a library, or watch the guys for a while (to see which lever/button does what.) These don't destroy a car, but I just couldn't leave them out: Park on the side of a road where the traffic comes from BEHIND. Just when a car is about to whoosh besides you, open a side door, KICK it out and let the other car remove it quickly and efficiently... Make sure the battery is fully charged. Hack the car alarm so that it never stops. (If you can.) Or wire up a time-delayed switch to the horn. Drive to a big city at day, or some lazy quiet suburb at night. Activate the (hacked, no-stop) alarm system, or start the time delay. Get out. If you hacked the alarm, then start it. Don't get caught... Drive over cement bars with 80 mph. (Those bars put out to make drivers slow down.) Axis break guaranteed. Then get out and go away. Open a sewer lid. Drive there so that one wheel gets stuck in the hole. (Actually saw this with a lid cover made of plate, so thin that it was pushed in by the weight of the car - not deliberately) If the car has a winch strong enough to pick up the car itself: Secure the end of the cable to something high and strong. Start the winch. Guess what happens... If the winch stops when the cable is spooled up then the car WILL STAY THERE. You could also build (improvise) such a stopper mechanism yourself. If you attach a small ANCHOR to the cable then you could throw up the cable to many places. If the winch cable is made of plastic (with NO strands of metal inside) then you could 'anchor' the cable on a HIGH VOLTAGE LINE. How 'bout a car hanging on a 400,000 Volt line...? If the winch is strong enough to lift up the car AND an extra few 100 lbs then pack the car full with gas cans. Imagine a car winched up 150 ft high on a 400,000 Volt cable, with 600 lbs of gas on board... WARNING: If you're so mad that you would winch up a car on a high voltage line: Let some cable (MUST be plastic w/o any metal strands!!) loose before starting the winch. The loose cable (rope) should last for 20-30 secs (it should take that much for the winch to spool up only the loose cable). After starting the winch, RUN AWAY. If the line can't take the weight of the car then it will rip down. Or the isolators could break. I think it's technically possible (but of course complicated) to wire an RC model car control electronic into a REAL car, to make a REAL car to be controlled by an RC model car's remote control. (The range of the transmitter could be too short, you could need to extend the range with an appropriate amplifier, either at the receiver input, or at the trasmitter output) If you can do it, then you can do MANY crazy stunts from behind the hand-held remote control. Drive it off a cliff, or into a concrete wall, with 100 mph. Or whatever you can think of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 he sounds pretty crazy you might wanna kill him or leave him i'd leave it by "hurse" do you mean a car that carries a coffin>?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 Originally posted by seppuku fill his gas tank with gasoline. oh hi seppuku Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRONOLOGIK Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 Originally posted by de I hope someone shoots u in the knee :lol: :lol: does your mommy know your viewing this thread? dick smack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FightTheBuff Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 you're not from the east bay are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RASTAKINOVER Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 throw etch on his windows and pop his tires and if he has a system take it.:yum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 so yea, when I was 13, me and 'my homies' got our asses whooped in a similar situation. We sat around and talked about kickin ass too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 So did this dude do anything or what? I bet he traid and got his ass kicked, that's probably why we haven't heard from him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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