Pfffffffffft Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 gosh it smells so much worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRON KING Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 thats a no no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 i try not to.. i hate taking shits after showering.. so i try to get everything done before hopping in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_grim540 Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 I laugh at my own farts when I am by myself. What does that say about me? "Gas in my Pants heh heh" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunktionOne Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 yeah.. that's bad thing, well if your by yourself you can kind of laugh about it...I know I do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 imagine fartin all day and then having your pants unzipped by some girl.. all she wants to do is give you a blowjob, but when your pants opens up.. that smell is still in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_grim540 Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 the girls at work love me, when I have been at the bar the night before. Dead Guy ale makes me smell like....uggghhhh Gas in My Pants heh heh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 you guys seen that show "motor mouth" on vh1.. there is this guy that starts rubbin his balls and then smells that shit. pushing his fingers to his nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 7, 2005 Author Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by willy.wonka@Mar 6 2005, 10:26 PM imagine fartin all day and then having your pants unzipped by some girl.. all she wants to do is give you a blowjob, but when your pants opens up.. that smell is still in there. Quoted post yeah ive thought about that....its not a good feeling... if had to actually get out of the shower to handle business on the toilet(soking wet)..thats a weird feeling...then you get back in the shower...that also is a bad smell... damn, why am i talking about this??? why did i make this thread?? :spent: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 you have a thing for poop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Æ° Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 How about this one: Holding in farts on an airplane and getting to the point where you have to slowly release the fart 2% - 5% at a time over a long span, and depending on how many people are within the radius of terror. But sometimes I question my judgment on the strength of the odor, and wonder if they can smell the small ones, and I'm just prolonging the suffering of the people around me by subjecting them to one fart every few minutes. I had about 8 hours of contained airplane farts in me and I had to go back to the plane can just to sit on the toilet and fart. It felt like there was a lung up ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 HAHAHAHAHAHA! i know what you mean, you couldent have worded it better! :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 sometimes in-shower farts can induce vomiting in the female gender. or so ive heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Hahahaha.....best thread ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kreature Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by mackfatsoe@Mar 6 2005, 10:06 PM sometimes in-shower farts can induce vomiting in the female gender. or so ive heard. Quoted post Haha who was that? Now that was a funny thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 I like the smell of my own farts, so farting in the shower is a bonus round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by Æ°@Mar 6 2005, 08:25 PM How about this one: Holding in farts on an airplane and getting to the point where you have to slowly release the fart 2% - 5% at a time over a long span, and depending on how many people are within the radius of terror. But sometimes I question my judgment on the strength of the odor, and wonder if they can smell the small ones, and I'm just prolonging the suffering of the people around me by subjecting them to one fart every few minutes. I had about 8 hours of contained airplane farts in me and I had to go back to the plane can just to sit on the toilet and fart. It felt like there was a lung up ass. Quoted post fuck that. when you';re on the plane the engine is so loud and the chairs are so padded you can just let them rip.. no problems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 some of the funniest shit i've read in a while...literally.....but it is kinda weird how if you fart in the shower it smells way worse....no filtration through clothes may have something to do with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by Pfffffffffft+Mar 6 2005, 07:06 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Pfffffffffft - Mar 6 2005, 07:06 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>gosh it smells so much worse. Quoted post [/b] <!--QuoteBegin-willy.wonka@Mar 6 2005, 07:16 PM i try not to.. i hate taking shits after showering.. so i try to get everything done before hopping in. Quoted post HAHAHAHA RIGHT ON , ME TOO. I JUST CANT REASON WASHIN MY ASS AND THEN SHITTING IT BACK UP RIGHT AFTER . :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 I was standing outside the shower in an old apartment brushing my teeth, still hadn't put any clothes or a towel on. I felt a big fart coming on so I let it rip, and it was loud as fuck, but it came with a bonus prize of this little quarter sized piece of shit that landed on a cloth curtain 3 feet away and dripped down it. It was fucking awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 No doinky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 You want to know what else is weird? When you're sitting down with your legs really close together and you let one go but your asscheeks are too tight to let it out normally so the fart goes with it's intestinal fortitude and rushs up between your balls and your thigh, gently vibrating your balls and and puckering your butthole with curiousity. That's a weird one. Speaking of farting while bathing... I remember the first time I heard someone called a 'gorp', only to find out it's what you call someone who eats their own fart bubbles in the bathrub... that day was better than belated birthday presents on christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopeizm Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by GnomeToys@Mar 7 2005, 11:00 AM I was standing outside the shower in an old apartment brushing my teeth, still hadn't put any clothes or a towel on. I felt a big fart coming on so I let it rip, and it was loud as fuck, but it came with a bonus prize of this little quarter sized piece of shit that landed on a cloth curtain 3 feet away and dripped down it. It was fucking awesome. Quoted post hahahahahahahahahaha! I nearly fell of my seat laughing when i read this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 I've been having ferocious gas lately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Didn't PMB make his girlfriend throwup one time? I seem to remember him posting a thread about that. Well I've got a similar story, it happened this morning actually.... I've had this gas for the past day or so, it's really bad... well she insisted on me taking a shower with her earlier, by saying, "You never take a shower with me..." So in the shower, she has this tile encloser with one of those glass doors... the ceiling is tile too. so it's all enclosed... anyhow, I farted it was pretty bad... I was laughing. She threw up, she was all holding her nose and her eyes were watering. I feel a sense of accomplishment today, I think I did good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Shower farts are intensified ten-fold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 I'd say the worse is when you poop before the shower and forget to flush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby p Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 try this experiment... wait till you get out of the shower to fart... before you towel your ass off sit on your sink counter if you have one... and then let it rip. not only are you getting a better noise, but you get to see the blast pattern where the counter's dry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 ^ uh yeah fucking gross pooping before shower (and leaving it there) = hotboxed poop stink!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 pffft, you remember that conversation we had in which you told me about how you like to pee on our girlfriend in the shower? well, a couple weeks ago, i told my ex broad i used to piss on her all the time and she never knew. bahaha. she was so mad. i dont know if it was the fact that she probably never thought she had been urinated on before? or the fact that i told about 40 strangers at a party at once that yes, that girl over there, see her? lisa? yes, lisa...cute huh? well yeah, i used to pee on her in all the time when we went out. bahahahaha....scumbag. Zing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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