FunktionOne

shit man.. I've been using brushes on my super bomb graffiti masterpieces.. it takes a long time but it gives me an excuse to talk to the honey dip that works the register at micheal's

I saw "Special guest: Justin Timberlake" and I though Ohh bummer, but I'm strangely suprised and might go buy his new cd to impress girls

Re: san francisco art institute... I've been considering an art school for a long time now, I think I'm just gonna go to barber school instead and charge $200 a haircut..

Sonic is overated like in-and-out is overated, dunkin dounuts beats krispy kreams ass, and I swear if I ever drive by a white castle I'm stoping immeadiately... I heard it's that good. Hardee's is Carl's Jr.+ fried chicken, but it might only be like that in the south, cause we like that chicken, naw meeeen

"..the kind of bouncers that think bouncin is a cool job and hand out with other bouncers and go home everynight to beat off to the movie roadhouse" ron white

I had my camera in my pocket and somehow cracked the LCD screen. Nikon wants too much too fix it, and I've been looking on ebay for broke cameras to use for parts. Is there anywhere I can get camera parts on the cheap?

colombus did start the america we know today, sure someone else would have found it sooner or later, but hey, it's a federal holiday! So just forget about the details..

Re: 5 groups that you probably missed, and your life will never be the same becase of WILD STALLION!!!! (Insert Air Guitar Here)

I'm gonna go as a tennis player (via: the royal tenenbaums) and wear shorts so short that my balls hang out the leg hole..

If you want to be absolutly disgusted.. check out "FEED".. It was just released, Not your typical horror movie and EXTREAMLY DISGUSTING!!!

Maybe metalica and I could go halfzies on a cab?

man.. too bad about that guy's career

Just harness the good energy and block the bad, harness good, block bad... ya see happy....

I say Fuck Shoes..

I just threw away a big stack of them glossy escort service cards they hand you on the strip, like every two feet. I don't know why I held on to em so long?

You're all going to hell... if you believe in that sort of thing /\ | | Meanest thing I ever said

I think I'm gonna loose the whole chinese food thing and go with somethin more traditional.. I'm burned out (that's not the statement, I'm just sick of thinking about it)

awwww, you guys make me smile.. now don't you see the power of our collective brain power!!

I'm trying to write an essay for school, it has to be a descriptive essay with a clear thesis statement. I was gonna do it about chinese food (relating to the ordering process, and also that I used to work at a chinese restranuant) but, I can't seem to think of a good one sentence statement from that. No politics

I don't know man.. I showed off on my resume with not only photos but the street address of where I did the pieces... little did I know, my participation in graffiti would get me kicked out of astronaut school.

Re: Nirvana Vs. Pearl Jam Ummm... I ya. . with the punk emo..... uhhhh.. . ..... what?

HAHA!

OMFG!! That used to be my ACB! (area code, bitches!)