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Embarrassing Moments Involving Farts

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Kannum Playt, Jul 16, 2001.

  1. Kannum Playt

    Kannum Playt 12oz Junior Member

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    Embarrassing Moments Involving Farts

    Discussion started by Kannum Playt - Jul 16, 2001

    My most embarrassing moment involving the noisy barking spider hiding out in my back pocket was during the 5th grade. There was an assembly in the cafeteria and for some reason I thought I could pull an SBD. Instead, my moment of breaking wind was more like a dry hand rubbing across a desk or leather chair. I suddenly found myself in one of those dark moments in time when everything seems to move slower, light gets dimmer and nothing but disgusted faces filled the void. I simply tried my best at playing it cool and said, "What the hell ya'll looking at?" The most creepy but relieving part of the whole ordeal was that I was never teased for it.
     
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  2. *see-phore*

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    *see-phore* - Replied Jul 16, 2001

    the same thing here but it was in third grade in class loud as hell and i got teased for it harshly....ever since then when ever its going to happen i just pray and try to let it out slow........
     
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  3. suburbian bum

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    suburbian bum - Replied Jul 16, 2001

    Can girls fart? I dont think hot ones can...
     
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    *see-phore* - Replied Jul 16, 2001

    i think they use plugs of some sort
     
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    jarryd - Replied Jul 16, 2001

    haha elementary is the opposite of high school

    when people fart in HS they are applauded or something along those lines haha

    cuz damn its hella funny
     
  6. krs702

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    krs702 - Replied Jul 16, 2001

    at school i hold my fart...
    i also hate it when someone farts and the stench flies right by you..
     
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  7. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Jul 16, 2001

    I once farted right in the middle of English class in 4th grade, SO HARD it lifted me off my seat. No joke, I actually hovered for the duration of the fart. Thankfully I thought quickly, turned around, and blamed it on the kid behind me, who was busy drawing on the desk. Everyone laughed at the poor kid AND he got busted by the teacher for drawing on the desk. It was an asshole thing to do (no pun intended), but desperate times call for desperate measures. Beer,

    El Mamerro
     
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    MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega - Replied Jul 16, 2001

    I was with my friends at the mall, and I saw the perfect girl, 5'8", shoulder length blonde hair, cute face, C cup breasts, Beautiful hips shown off by low raise jeans. She was perfect, so I went over to her and just started a normal "hey how's it going" conversation. So my friend decides it's a good idea to ruin this opertunity that was goign so well. He walks over, "Hey we are gonna go over to hot topic real quick, we'll be back." So he is about to walk away and he drops his shopping bag and bends over to pick it up. At this point his ass is like right in this poor girl's face (we were sitting down) and he lets this huge fart rip right in her face. He then picked up his bag and walked away like nothing happened. She then told me my friends were assholes and walked away. I was soo embrassed/pissed off. I almost made my friend walk home from the mall.

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    Girls suck.
     
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    suburbian bum - Replied Jul 16, 2001

    I hold my farts in and i just burp up the gas
     
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    Harpo Marx - Replied Jul 16, 2001

    that's one of the funniest stories ive ever heard
     
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    Harpo Marx - Replied Jul 16, 2001

    Here's Mine:
    I'm sitting there in 6th grade math class and all is quiet on the northern front, about 30 seconds to the end of class: then WHAPOW! one of the juiciest things i've ever let fly in my entire career. The scary thing was that all I got was laughs about the rauncy burst of breeze and I wasn't harrassed. It must have been the fumes of it that messed up people's memories.
    haha
     
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    vmer101 - Replied Jul 16, 2001

    i don't have them w/ farts but i always have to do gross dumps at the most awkward times when i'm far from any restroom.....
     
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    charles_bronson - Replied Jul 16, 2001

    at work i stand in front of a huge fan and fart so people all over the store can smell it.

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    tue skinny - Replied Jul 16, 2001

    I WAS STTIN IN 6TH GRADE CLASS AND THE TEACHER WAS GIVING ME A SPEECH ON RUDENESS AND EVERONE WAS DEAD SILENT LOOKKIN AT ME AND SHIT THEN OUT OF NO WHERE I LET A HUGE ONE RIP WHILE THE TEACHER WAS TALKIN TO ME.
    IT WAS REALLY EMBARASSING.EVERONE TEASED ME IN THE HALLS AND AT LUNCH BUT I JUST BEAT EM UP IF THEY WOULD MAKE THE BIGGEST DEAL OUT OF IT...
     
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    chizm - Replied Jul 17, 2001

    i hate to break it to you all but, girls DO fart, and they poo too! MUA HA HA!!!
    ESCPECIALLY the hot girls!! BA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
    excpet me, of course. i don't fart, or poo, or eat. girls who do that are gross.
     
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