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  1. Yeah I saw them on the news in the morning. I thought they were great dude! Where can I buy their album? ------------------ I need a strong dose of caffeine and a dancing midget.
  2. There are gonna be more selections in the future. But Americans love their huge gas powered engines. Unless the government starts putting their foot down on the matters dealing with the cleanliness of our environment, manufacturers are gonna build what sells. And since our brilliant President doesn't believe in Global Warming, supports more oil drilling and is just a retard in general, I doubt the federal government will have very much say. But the Dodge Durango is gonna be a hybrid pretty soon. ------------------ I need a strong dose of caffeine and a dancing midget.
  3. Start talking to him an hour before he usually goes to sleep. If he falls asleep earlier and while you're talkin to him, then he's probably bored. ------------------ I need a strong dose of caffeine and a dancing midget.
  4. I'm getting drunk pretty soon. But ummm, I couldn't get drunk at work because I worked at the airport and I usually drove the hydraulic lift trucks and the tugs. Shit there was pretty strict. It was a $1000 fine for losing the Customs sticker on your ID badge and a $50 fine plus going to court for not wearing your badge where it wasn't clearly visible. All that bullshit for a measly $6.75 an hour. ------------------ I need a strong dose of caffeine and a dancing midget.
  5. I had a few girls on my street. But they all thought I was scary and afraid to talk to me. I talked to one of them not too long ago, after she moved, and she just happened to mention she had a crush on me. As flattering as that was I was also sorta pissed off cuz we could've been some really generous friendly neighbors. ------------------ I need a strong dose of caffeine and a dancing midget.
  6. Pizza Slut...can't wait to be makin them house calls like the slutty delivery boy that I am. ------------------ I need a strong dose of caffeine and a dancing midget.
  7. I'm a dumbass when it comes to writin rhymes/I can't seem to figure out how you guys do it all the time/Once in a while you might catch me typin shit that ain't even mine/Don't blame me/I like to listen to P. Diddy/He steals shit all the time and he's still makin money/Even when all that shiny shit made him look funny/Please, please, please, nobody pay attention/I paused for a moment cuz of my genital infection and women are scared of my affection/Wanna see my bug collection?/I divided it into sections/I know exactly why there are so many pest infestations/I'm steering away from the subject/Goin off on tangent/My vacation's all fucked up/Maybe I should've planned it/Kinda like this rhyme before I can it/And everyone thinks i'm Hispanic/Not that there's anything wrong/Except for my little schlong/And the excess body hair that's unusually long/Weird looking like midgets in thongs/So I better end this song before I embarrass myself any more/This rhyme is so whack it could be filed under crack whore ------------------ I need a strong dose of caffeine and a dancing midget.
  8. PORN MUSIC!!! ------------------ I need a strong dose of caffeine and a dancing midget.
  9. LOL LOL LOL Man I've seen a lot of dumb shit like that too. I like the Fritos one though. If I ever see that I'll take it without actually buying it and if I get arrested, I'll just file a lawsuit. CHACHING! ------------------ I need a strong dose of caffeine and a dancing midget.
  10. I never said I had a big gun. I don't own a gun and don't plan on buying one. The name of the topic is called a "Catch-Phrase" to get people to check out the topic. But never the less, a .44 Magnum is a BIG gun in a power sense. ------------------ I need a strong dose of caffeine and a dancing midget.
  11. I agree. Today was my first time shooting a gun. I'm not a gun finatic either and quite frankly, I don't think they should be made for the public. But I don't have a problem with hunting to bring home dinner. Just that some dumbasses get crazy with guns, take them for granted and use them for the wrong reasons. First I shot a .22 then went on to the .44 Magnum. LOL I felt invincible yet frail in an ironic sense. But still, I wanna shoot bigger, louder more powerful guns! ------------------ I need a strong dose of caffeine and a dancing midget.
  12. I dunno bout ya'll but I might have the low-class job that takes the cake. I used to clean planes. I used to clean up after fat, smelly, dirty, farting, vomiting, pissing, messy and just some straight up nasty shit that I can't explain because I have no idea what it was. I've found hyperdermic needles, used tampons, condoms, puke bags with barf in it, bloody tissue, snot drenched tissue and all sorts of other shit in the seat pockets. I've cleaned up piss, vomit, etc. and shit that seemed like it was sprayed all over the bathroom with a garden hose. If anybody wants some clean advice on commercial airliners, go to the topic "My Last Night At Work" and you'll find some shit there. ------------------ I need a strong dose of caffeine and a dancing midget.
  13. If a psychic asks your name just say, "I dunno, that's why i'm callin stupid. You tell me." And Miss Cleo can't tell the future or present. If there's any fortune telling it's the cards doing all the work. She's just reading some damn astrology cards. ------------------ I need a strong dose of caffeine and a dancing midget.
  14. I dunno bout ya'll but now I feel one step closer to being a true man. When I say man I mean the kind of man that would be idolized on "The Man Show." Today I went to the firing range and had the wonderful testosterone pumping experience to fire a .44 Magnum Smith & Wesson. I could already feel my penis getting bigger. Now all I need is a dope muscle car and a woman that will give me sexual pleasure whenever I want it, WITHOUT me having to ask for it. I think I'm goin Republican. Go NRA! ------------------ I need a strong dose of caffeine and a dancing midget.
  15. Doesn't hip-hop grow on trees and clean the earth when it burns? I dunno, that's just what I heard. ------------------ I need a strong dose of caffeine and a dancing midget.
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