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Embarrassing Moments Involving Farts

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My most embarrassing moment involving the noisy barking spider hiding out in my back pocket was during the 5th grade. There was an assembly in the cafeteria and for some reason I thought I could pull an SBD. Instead, my moment of breaking wind was more like a dry hand rubbing across a desk or leather chair. I suddenly found myself in one of those dark moments in time when everything seems to move slower, light gets dimmer and nothing but disgusted faces filled the void. I simply tried my best at playing it cool and said, "What the hell ya'll looking at?" The most creepy but relieving part of the whole ordeal was that I was never teased for it.

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the same thing here but it was in third grade in class loud as hell and i got teased for it harshly....ever since then when ever its going to happen i just pray and try to let it out slow........

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Guest jarryd

haha elementary is the opposite of high school

 

when people fart in HS they are applauded or something along those lines haha

 

cuz damn its hella funny

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at school i hold my fart...

i also hate it when someone farts and the stench flies right by you..

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I once farted right in the middle of English class in 4th grade, SO HARD it lifted me off my seat. No joke, I actually hovered for the duration of the fart. Thankfully I thought quickly, turned around, and blamed it on the kid behind me, who was busy drawing on the desk. Everyone laughed at the poor kid AND he got busted by the teacher for drawing on the desk. It was an asshole thing to do (no pun intended), but desperate times call for desperate measures. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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I was with my friends at the mall, and I saw the perfect girl, 5'8", shoulder length blonde hair, cute face, C cup breasts, Beautiful hips shown off by low raise jeans. She was perfect, so I went over to her and just started a normal "hey how's it going" conversation. So my friend decides it's a good idea to ruin this opertunity that was goign so well. He walks over, "Hey we are gonna go over to hot topic real quick, we'll be back." So he is about to walk away and he drops his shopping bag and bends over to pick it up. At this point his ass is like right in this poor girl's face (we were sitting down) and he lets this huge fart rip right in her face. He then picked up his bag and walked away like nothing happened. She then told me my friends were assholes and walked away. I was soo embrassed/pissed off. I almost made my friend walk home from the mall.

 

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Originally posted by MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega:

I was with my friends at the mall, and I saw the perfect girl, 5'8", shoulder length blonde hair, cute face, C cup breasts, Beautiful hips shown off by low raise jeans. She was perfect, so I went over to her and just started a normal "hey how's it going" conversation. So my friend decides it's a good idea to ruin this opertunity that was goign so well. He walks over, "Hey we are gonna go over to hot topic real quick, we'll be back." So he is about to walk away and he drops his shopping bag and bends over to pick it up. At this point his ass is like right in this poor girl's face (we were sitting down) and he lets this huge fart rip right in her face. He then picked up his bag and walked away like nothing happened. She then told me my friends were assholes and walked away. I was soo embrassed/pissed off. I almost made my friend walk home from the mall.

 

 

that's one of the funniest stories ive ever heard

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Here's Mine:

I'm sitting there in 6th grade math class and all is quiet on the northern front, about 30 seconds to the end of class: then WHAPOW! one of the juiciest things i've ever let fly in my entire career. The scary thing was that all I got was laughs about the rauncy burst of breeze and I wasn't harrassed. It must have been the fumes of it that messed up people's memories.

haha

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i don't have them w/ farts but i always have to do gross dumps at the most awkward times when i'm far from any restroom.....

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I WAS STTIN IN 6TH GRADE CLASS AND THE TEACHER WAS GIVING ME A SPEECH ON RUDENESS AND EVERONE WAS DEAD SILENT LOOKKIN AT ME AND SHIT THEN OUT OF NO WHERE I LET A HUGE ONE RIP WHILE THE TEACHER WAS TALKIN TO ME.

IT WAS REALLY EMBARASSING.EVERONE TEASED ME IN THE HALLS AND AT LUNCH BUT I JUST BEAT EM UP IF THEY WOULD MAKE THE BIGGEST DEAL OUT OF IT...

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i hate to break it to you all but, girls DO fart, and they poo too! MUA HA HA!!!

ESCPECIALLY the hot girls!! BA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

excpet me, of course. i don't fart, or poo, or eat. girls who do that are gross.

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one time i was sitting there in class and i farted and at the same time some kid made a fake fart he yelled some other kids name and every one blamed it on this kid who didint do any thing

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ok there was this kid that I was really good friends with when I was younger, like 3 until I was like 10. anyways his parents were really religious catholics and would make us go to church. we were all sitting there praying the church was completely silent then all of the sudden this eruption of wind burst from my anus. Wooden pews, wooden floors, the acoustics of this church were magnificent. a few people laughed and giggled and others gave me dirty looks. the only things I oculd do was I leaned over to my friend and with a shit eaating grin said "sorry it slipped"..I wasn't really embarassed though, but its still funny

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mines probally math class freshman year..i had been holding one in for about halfway through my algebra test , but all sudden...dange struck. i had to sneeze , i tried to no sneeze , i really tried. but alas i sneezed ( for some reason when you sneeze you loose all control of your bowel or fart control) and ripped not quite a loud one , but enough to get the attention of all people within 5 desks... but i dunno , the whole experience was fucking funny because of the sneeze before hand , maybe people thought i was trying to hide the fart by sneezeing...

 

[This message has been edited by TOFU_UFOT (edited 07-17-2001).]

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Originally posted by suburbian bum:

Can girls fart? I dont think hot ones can...

 

 

HA! so you think! Usually some of them are very open about it and don't care. (When in company of friends.)

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thats just smelly. try farting out a little shit and waddling to the nearest restroom trying to act like nothings up.

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why is it that bodily functions are funny? (i'm not saying they're not but..)

 

 

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like 2 weeks ago i was with my mans and them he was with one of his hoes and her moms be puffin she came out askin my mans where the herb at, then she farted and grabbed her ass and was like "uoo" and stood there with her hand on her ass. more funny then embarrisang.

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ha forget the whole trying to let it slide out then being all embarrased. i'd much rather be like hey guys here it comes or some stupid shit liek that to make a joke about it. but not acting like it is "cool" to do it or anything like that just basiclly liek hey guys its gonna happen either way most people unless they take them selves to serious will laugh or wont care. saves that whole embarrasment factor that u will hafta go through.

 

JINKS

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