RumPuncher Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *bitch PARIS Hilton, porn again! Everyone's favorite heir-head is embroiled in yet another new sex tape scandal. This time, London's News of the World claims to have obtained a tape showing the high-stepping Hiltie getting naughty with ex-boyfriends Nick Carter and Jason Shaw. Hilton is said to be shown "writhing in the back of a car as she is groped intimately" by former Backstreet Boy Carter. In another scene, Paris answers the the door buck naked — wearing only a "pore strip" across her nose — for Tommy Hilfiger model Shaw, tattles the tab. Elsewhere in the video, Hilton reportedly puffs on a joint, chirping, "Paris Hilton, part two: How to roll a joint!" The 11 minutes of steamy footage obtained by the British paper is believed to have been culled from about 12 hours of video stolen from Hilton's rented Hollywood Hills home last month. Hilton spokesman Elliot Mintz confirmed that a "very, very professional" gang of thieves swiped more than $100,000 worth of jewelry, cash, video tapes and other items from the palatial pad overlooking the Sunset Strip, which Paris was renting with her sister, Nicky. Mintz said the LAPD has launched an investigation into the bawdy burglary, and warned that Hilton's legal team will sue anyone who tries to peddle Paris' latest X-rated escapades to Internet smut-mongers or to the tabloids. "Her legal people are pursuing all their options and will be pursuing this vigorously," the flack said. Mintz believes the thieves slashed a screen on the front of the house to throw off investigators. "There was a slit in the screen of the window facing other houses and traffic," he said. "It happened in the early evening, and that's not how you would conceal yourself in terms of making an entry. I don't believe that's how they got in." Last year, Hilton, the star of Fox's "The Simple Life," made international headlines — and became an even bigger celebrity — when her X-rated romp with Rick Salomon appeared on the Internet. The infamous footage is now available on DVD under the title, "One Night in Paris," at your finer neighborhood porn emporium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Internet smut-mongers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 haha i love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 This is about the most interesting thing I must see in a while..I hate the bitch, but would love to have more material for bashing her.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpuerto Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 My ex girlfriend looks like Paris Hilton... I have 12 hours of footage of me and her... Some is online. I think some of your fake paris footage may in fact be me and her. Nice room, blonde chick, big dick. It is in the night vision theme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 how hard is it to keep your clothes on when someone is rolling up on you with a miniDV? It's not difficult, you see that creepy guy hanging out with you who happens to be carrying a camcorder and you leave your clothes on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpuerto Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 I used to fuck my ex(Paris Hilton) in the most open places, I am sure there is footage somewhere. Some of the places include the public pool, Day After thanksgiving sale in the mall, broad daylight, and At the airport pickup once again in broadday light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POIESIS Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 paris is a dog. a skinny, unfed dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 paris = delish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 post the vid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 She is a fair goose, but I would hammer her HARD. Nicole is better though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 http://www.nypost.com/photos/pg609282004.jpg'> i would at least think they would put up a better picture of her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Hit by an ugly freight train carrying ugly flatbeds filled with ugly crates of ugly sticks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acke Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 dude looks like a lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 http://www.nwnjmediacenter.org/clipart/charlie%20brown.gif'> brother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 airbrushing is a wonderful thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Originally posted by <KEY3> Hit by an ugly freight train carrying ugly flatbeds filled with ugly crates of ugly sticks. Phew, amen to that! :yuck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 gaaaawd she's so fugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 i believe butt-ugly is the word you are looking for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 that too! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 i thought i was the only person who thought we was ugly, damn.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
getNice Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 I would like to be the fellow sticking it in her mouthpiece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
type R Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 paris is hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Originally posted by type R paris is hot. http://www.nypost.com/photos/pg609282004.jpg'> divide by zero error i laughed at that picture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 the only time that bitch might look hot is when she's with that other ugly whore...ritchey. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1103/SteveAustin/ugg-lee.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tonin Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Originally posted by SteveAustin http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1103/SteveAustin/ugg-lee.jpg'> :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 I'VE FIGURED IT OUT! http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/svm/rubber%20duck.gif'> + http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/yagevines/watermelon.jpg'> = http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1103/SteveAustin/ugg-lee.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 ive always thought she was ugly. i never watched the first one. wont watch the second one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 http://c.myspace.com/00017/80/43/17773408_l.jpg'> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1103/SteveAustin/ugg-lee.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 jebus that's a terrible photo! good grief i'm glad people don't follow me around with a camera, i'm sure they'd catch some embarrasing tape. sucks for her that everything is recorded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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