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ha. I always get my shit from eBay. I get a couple of pairs of Air Bursts deadstock in my size every year. Love eBay for old skool nikes.

exactly. get off the internet and into some pussy babay! I remember when my mom came home... I was 15, and she was supposed to be at work. Well i met these two blonde 14 year olds. the biggest whores of all time. 14 year olds that is. These two girls called me asking me how i felt about whipped creme and all this, i let them know i had that coolwhip in the fridge. they came over, and we got to it. I got head with whipped creme by two girls before i even had my permit. WEST SIDE! drip drip drip.

Here's how. get laid. as much as possible. Maybe he should get married... he seems like that type. White picket fence, three kids, a volvo!

what a bunch of fuck shit. #1 Don't listen to this guy he is only trying to further set you back in your pussy career. #2 There's always a girl who already wants to fuck you. Go fuck her. Infact the best way to understand women is to be with one. Get a girlfriend and you'll be able to pick her brain for everything, you will learn her inside and out. then make her break up with you. Force her to go through all lengths to try and make your life hell. Yeah, that's right, because then you will understand a female's mentality. After that you know all the warning signs, and all the right things to do. Just see a fine girl go up to her and be like I saw you from over there and I knew I had to come up to you and meet you. Introduce yourself, ask her name, do whatchu do pimpin and you if you dont move onto the next step (saying you gotta get back over there, and geting her number, then leaving for over there) then you know it wasnt meant to be. and move on to the next gurl. If you do end up engaging in conversation ask a buch of questions, try and stimulate her mind, and makeher laugh, keep it upbeat and then move on to the next step.. if it's going really good, you can ask her, "What r u doing tonight, if you dont got any plans we should do something" Beotch. that shit always works. Last night I went ona group date, as in me and a group of girls. I sat between two girls and I was like i can move if this is making you too horny. Fucking whores. All girls are. He says you never know a girl. they are all sluts and so are yoU!

Dont trip man... When I was 19 I was accused of Armed Robbery and Kidnapping which never even happened, I was thrown into jail w.o bail for 90 days while i was waiting for a probable cause, where I wasnt even charged, I was being held on suspicion, and now, nearly 2 years later the DA wants me to go back to Atlanta to be interrogated since they also forgot to question me regarding this matter. I am 20 and I work for the government in a Rural economic faciltity and I am benefitting the mankind of appalachia. I am feeling like i have already accomplished everything I set out to do when I graduated, and Now i have to come up with new plans. I think you should work on fucking all the women in your office. I wear black slacks, nice belt, nice button down, and tie. I look sexy as hell. I make women wet when I walk into the room. That's why I make twice as much as you an hour. They pay me to keep the female employees happy. Hollatchaboy One! LOL true story.

Sudamerica WUT WUT!!

mettaliz must be one of those ugly people. I wish I knew New York I would post directions to a party that didnt exist somewhere in a really fucked up area... where a bum would jump on his car and spit and newspaper shine the windshield... That would be hilarious

UriGellar beat me to it... bastard

dont laugh, without us there would be no fried chicken, horse races, or ky jelly. Without us there would be no poverty in the US also...?

I work for a facility in rural kentucky(appalachia) we received 28.8 million dollars in federal grants this year. I just thought I would gloat.