DETO Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 Yesterday we were out of town for a Dr. appointment and we ran to a near by Walmart to kill time before the appointment and when we walked back to the car a crackhead woman with no teeth was knocking on the passenger window and my daughter from the backseat said, “dad, someone’s knocking on the window” so I rolled down the window and got, “ayy, papi, wanna buy some AirPods for $50? I paid $200 and need cash” never really carrying cash I pulled out $17 and may daughter said, “I have money” and handed me $40. I hid $20 of it under my leg and told the crackhead we had $37, she responded with “come on papi, I need at least $40” and I told her $37, take it or leave it. She took it and my daughter got a new pair of AirPod pro’s for $37. Then my daughter said, “I think she stole them from Walmart” and I said yup, but you scored. So we went to a 5 below and got her a case to keep em nice. 4 4 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 1 5 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 Although you haven't taken her bombing yet like @DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONERdoes with his kid. 1 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 Most excellent thread title. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 @DETO take her bombing and get a pic of her writing while air pods in her ears or this never happend. 3 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 Just be sure to school her and make sure she never buys any stereo speakers from a crackhead. 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 22 Author Share Posted May 22 Good at teach her to only buy shit from crackheads of I’m around. after her pointing out the woman was missing hella teeth, we talked about the importance of not doing drugs. So besides scoring some AirPods, it was a learning lesson. No drugs and a crackhead will take whatever you offer and we probably could have low balled her even more. 3 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 Why was she calling you papi? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 43 minutes ago, LUGR said: Why was she calling you papi? Papi is slang for dealer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diggity Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 "10 bucks for a blowjob...she can stay and watch but she has to pay 5. " life lessons with Daddy DETO 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 Sick come up @DETO - my only question is did you inspect the goods prior to the purchase. Hella heads scamming with apple product boxes these days. I always school my kids and expose them (safely) to the seedy side of things - have them walking with me through the fences on Mission Street, crazy shit the house worth over a million and we are like 2 blocks from a wild RV encampment. 4 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 3 hours ago, ndv said: Papi is slang for dealer oh yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 23 Author Share Posted May 23 18 minutes ago, fat ralphy said: Sick come up @DETO - my only question is did you inspect the goods prior to the purchase. Hella heads scamming with apple product boxes these days. I always school my kids and expose them (safely) to the seedy side of things - have them walking with me through the fences on Mission Street, crazy shit the house worth over a million and we are like 2 blocks from a wild RV encampment. Brand new box. I inspected the box before I handed her the money, they’re legit. Probably just jacked them from the same Walmart we just left. as for the papi thing, she was so fucking high, who knows. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 I fucked a midget with one leg. I was drunk and half way through felt really awkward so I left her there and went across the street to get a ham and cheese from the donut shop 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 3 hours ago, LUGR said: Just be sure to school her and make sure she never buys any stereo speakers from a crackhead. Or an irishman in a van. The irish tradies in the vans going around Sydney in the late 90's early 2000's were on top of their game. My mate got stooged by them and got shafted for several hundred bucks. They pulled up next to me one day after that event and I still gotta give them credit for this exchange "eh maytie I see ya lissenin' to some music" Schnitzel "mate I'm not looking for dodgy speakers" "it's a blow up pig for bedtime ya look like you could use it" Another friend got done for several hundred pounds in london by switching a laptop in a bag for a laptop bag with bottles of water at the last minute. and they still do the Tarmac scam year in year out. 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 2 hours ago, Schnitzel said: Or an irishman in a van. The irish tradies in the vans going around Sydney in the late 90's early 2000's were on top of their game. My mate got stooged by them and got shafted for several hundred bucks. They pulled up next to me one day after that event and I still gotta give them credit for this exchange "eh maytie I see ya lissenin' to some music" Schnitzel "mate I'm not looking for dodgy speakers" "it's a blow up pig for bedtime ya look like you could use it" Another friend got done for several hundred pounds in london by switching a laptop in a bag for a laptop bag with bottles of water at the last minute. and they still do the Tarmac scam year in year out. lol that’s pretty funny. what’s the tarmac scam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 Just now, LUGR said: lol that’s pretty funny. what’s the tarmac scam? A conman typically goes door-to-door, claiming to be a builder working on a contract who has some leftover tarmac, and offering to pave a driveway at a low cost. The paving is in fact often simply gravel chippings covered with engine oil, or not the right depth and type of materials to form a lasting road surface. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarmac_scam read some of the details on that stuff. crazy! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 (edited) 9 hours ago, ndv said: @DETO take her bombing and get a pic of her writing while air pods in her ears or this never happend. Don't do that @DETO, unless she gets bit by that bug on her own. I tried to disuade my kids from this path and encourage them to focus more on soccer and skateboarding and shit, but my genes were too strong and took over on their own. 😆 . Edited May 23 by DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 8 hours ago, DETO said: Good at teach her to only buy shit from crackheads of I’m around. after her pointing out the woman was missing hella teeth, we talked about the importance of not doing drugs. So besides scoring some AirPods, it was a learning lesson. No drugs and a crackhead will take whatever you offer and we probably could have low balled her even more. We been going back to Philly on vacation for a couple weeks every summer for like 7 years, and every single time I take my kids on the "drug zombie" tour down Kensington ave for this exact reason. And I tell them this is where you're gonna end up fucking with them drugs. I actually took my oldest on foot straight into needle park to see that shit up close and personal one night last summer. I was looking for my oldhead/his uncle Mark who's out there, but I also made it a point to bring him along and see that shit straight up. See them shooting up into their rotting limbs, smell the stench, hear the fucked up junkie's voices right there in front of him instead of out the window of a moving car. So far he don't even smoke weed and somehow made the national honor's society in school. 3 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 7 hours ago, ndv said: Papi is slang for dealer No, Papi is just slang ricans call people out of respect. It's like saying "sir" or "Bossman" or "olehead". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 5 hours ago, Schnitzel said: Or an irishman in a van. The irish tradies in the vans going around Sydney in the late 90's early 2000's were on top of their game. My mate got stooged by them and got shafted for several hundred bucks. They pulled up next to me one day after that event and I still gotta give them credit for this exchange "eh maytie I see ya lissenin' to some music" Schnitzel "mate I'm not looking for dodgy speakers" "it's a blow up pig for bedtime ya look like you could use it" Another friend got done for several hundred pounds in london by switching a laptop in a bag for a laptop bag with bottles of water at the last minute. and they still do the Tarmac scam year in year out. Here in the states, also late 90's or early 2000's, I was in between jobs and answered a misleading ad in the paper that got me a job riding in that van. Worst job ever. The speakers were legit, we had the paperwork to prove it for when we got pulled over by cops (which we definitely did), but our boss literally told us to stick to his sale's pitch of pretending that "we just made a delivery and there was more speakers on the van than what we were delivering, and therefore would you like to buy these speakers that we're stealing from our company?" Obviously we got the cops called on us multiple times in the week that I was there, and ironically the only sale I made that whole week was when my crackhead partner stopped at a gas station to take a shit and I just broke script and leveled with the dude working there and told him they were legit, showed him the paperwork, and let him hook them up to see that they not only worked but were good ass speakers. My crackhead partner came back during this transaction and was like "don't tell dude you broke script". Boss man gave me a little extra after "congratulating our new salesman" being as it was Friday, and I never showed back up on Monday. That was literally the worst job I ever had. Salesmen are fucking scum. 😆 3 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 That speaker scam was running in Seattle in the 90's also but I was always under the impression that while not stolen the speakers were not genuine either. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 Yeah I can't recall the exact details maybe the example speakers were these primo ass kicking beautiful things. And then the ones you got were pretty subpar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 4 hours ago, DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER said: I tried to disuade my kids from this path and encourage them to focus more on soccer and skateboarding and shit, but my genes were too strong and took over on their own. 😆 ....your jeans were too strong.... 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 This is the content 12oz has been missing. When the OG scumbags grow up and have kids and teach them valuable life lessons on proper crack head bartering tactics and dopefiend tours. Y'all are doing it right! 3 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 My kids are miles away from where I was at their age - my oldest is going into Summer before 8th grade. My summer before 8th grade I got my dick sucked. I was having police contact at his age and he is on fucking honor roll. This kid has a fucking special blanket still. No real mention of chicks except for when I tell him that I will always love him no matter what or its 2024 and we accept everyone. "You know son - I will always love you and be here for you, you know that - and its ok for anyone to have someone they love. You know these days men sometimes marry other men and we accept trans now, uh I mean trans people. So I just want you to know I'm here for you - " "Im going to marry a lady dad." "ok well thats good...." Im an awkward caveman parent that was reared by a mentally ill alcoholic construction worker, that is me doing my best effort at modern day parenting. There is probably some parenting gold going on pretty frequently among the forum members. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 Not gonna lie, i baught a 5.1 surround systems from a couple guys selling out a van. The preakers were solid. Body was made from all aluminum and heavy too. To this day, even though I paid 300+ for the package, they were really good sounding speakers. But during the transaction I was so skeptical I even asked the guys, "I am not gonna get home and find bricks in the box, am I"? They open the box and pulled out every speaker. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 12 hours ago, One Man Banned said: ....your jeans were too strong.... Gotta have the strongest genes on the block. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 9 hours ago, fat ralphy said: My kids are miles away from where I was at their age - my oldest is going into Summer before 8th grade. My summer before 8th grade I got my dick sucked. I was having police contact at his age and he is on fucking honor roll. This kid has a fucking special blanket still. No real mention of chicks except for when I tell him that I will always love him no matter what or its 2024 and we accept everyone. "You know son - I will always love you and be here for you, you know that - and its ok for anyone to have someone they love. You know these days men sometimes marry other men and we accept trans now, uh I mean trans people. So I just want you to know I'm here for you - " "Im going to marry a lady dad." "ok well thats good...." Im an awkward caveman parent that was reared by a mentally ill alcoholic construction worker, that is me doing my best effort at modern day parenting. There is probably some parenting gold going on pretty frequently among the forum members. “Son, let put this in terms you will understand…..we prohomo in 2024 all broccoli tops accepted and remember, I will never sus you out for clout, no cap” 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 For real though, I hope kids these days don’t fuck with drugs recklessly like we did back in the day. That shit scares the shit out of me in 2024. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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