"inkie" Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 a jewish guy with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? his nose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 bumpski how do you get 200 babies in to a single bathtub? a blender. how do you get them back out? doritos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 what do you call a midget mexican? a spec. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 If a raving feminist and a butch lesbian get in a knife fight with each other, who wins? Every man in existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 mel does'nt hate jews, his father died in a concentration camp......... he fell from the gaurd tower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: A dead baby in a clown suit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 for you canadians.. how do you kill a fox? cut off his leg and make him run across the country. It took me a minute to get this. That's horrible... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 why is divorce so expensive? because it's worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 If she's old enough to bleed, she's old enough to breed. If she's old enough to go to the store, she's old enough to get bred. If there's grass on the field, play ball. If not, flip it over and play in the mud. If she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me. If she's old enough to crawl, she's in the right position. If she's old enough to set the table, she's old enough to eat. If there is grass on the wicket, it's time for some cricket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Whats wrong with women's soccer? There aren't any men playing! hahaha ZING! Great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 what's red black and screaming? stevie wondering answering the iron. it's so lame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eeeeee Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wishes, provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a minute and then says, "OK, give me a million dollars and then beat me half to death." lol my ass off Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Rape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 ^^^^Fucking lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odd.pr0ject Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Why was jesus gay? cause he got nailed by 3 guys in the same night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 what do you call a midget mexican? a spec. what to you call a gaint mexican? an essay what do you call a midget mexican? a paragraph i know they are gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 lol my ass off Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Rape. the holocaust is also acceptable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trill Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 why couldn't helen keller drive? because she was a woman.. i don't know if anyone has posted this, i just read this page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broke1 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 whats the diffrents between an indian and a bag of shit? the bag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncle-boy Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 when he was alive, who did christopher reeves want to be? christopher walken. :haha: brutal for you canadians.. how do you kill a fox? cut off his leg and make him run across the country. i dont get it... :confused: can someone please explain this one..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahr-eye-ve-eeh Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 why are black guys so fast? because all the slow ones are in jail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahr-eye-ve-eeh Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when u slap the mosquito it stops sucking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 What do you call a Negro who has a regular job, sleeps in the same bed every night, and doesn't rape white women? -Inmate #3354990 :laugh1: :laugh1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeRVe54 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 i didnt get the fox across canada either?? heres a few. hope they havent been posted. Q.) why dont many mexicans compete in the olympics? A.) all the ones who could run jump or swim already crossed the border. i heard the KKK bought the movie rights to "Roots".... they play it backwards to make it a happy ending Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeRVe54 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 why dont they have ice in poland? the mad with the ingredients died. (sorry, sucks but i love it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broke1 Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 what does it have on the sign when you enter detroit? DA HOOD population ALL DEM BIATCHEZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broke1 Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 why was only the white people rescued in the boat accsedent? it happened in the "black sea" what do u call a rich white guy in a black neighboughhood? FUCKED whan did a jew give money away? in his dreams what did bill cosby say wen he saw the fat black chick? mmmmm i carnt wait to get in that chockolat pudding when do u call a blonde a genius? never why was the jew in the sewer?\ he droped 5c what do u call a nigga with a bike? thefe how many blonds does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? 2, 1 to get the lightbulb and the other to ask a dude if he does it for her she will give him head what do u say when you have the lights off n ur tv is floating? put it back nugga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 I like how you make fun of black people but you can't spell worth a shit. Jesus Christ how do people that dumb exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
estaked Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 if the red river flows take the dirt road Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Dont know if someone has said this one yet BUT.... DId you hear Michael Jackson bought JC Penny? Yeah see they got this new sale going on, all boys pants half off HA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eeeeee Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 this jus came to me whilst shitting ... there are three types of negroes in this world The ones that'll make ya The ones that'll break ya And the ones that'll rape ya The ones that make ya got chains on um The ones that break ya got brains on um And the ones that rape ya.. They got dames on um :five-o::clown2::shakehead: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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