KILZ FILLZ Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 Driven with an Xbox controller toilet is a bucket Bolted shut from the outside easy darwin awards winners for 2k23 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 (edited) Edited June 22, 2023 by MOOGLE? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 1 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 I wouldn’t have gone on the shit for a million. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 Seems to me like 4 people who are basically unknown/nobodies got themselves fucked up and suddenly everyone is in a race to judgment about people they know nothing about. I mean they could very well be scumbags but who knows? The other part being focused on is a stepson that doesn't seem to care about his stepdad, not exactly newsworthy either. Anyhow, this thread needs more tits, so enjoy these scuba boobas. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 If one of the dudes wasnt a billionaire- it would have been a blip on the media radar. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 Damn, and here I was thinking my photography mentor and instructor (much love to Mr Duvall * Mauler bows in gratitude*) invented that genre of mermaid photography. Knowing this place and the recent disdain for mention of this submarine, I will not complain if this thread takes a new direction, so here is my "Mother/Sister/Auntie/ET/Wicked Girl/Favorite Director' in an image taken by the aforementioned photographer's lens. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 Legit though, I am only adding to my own "Legend" by posting these and truthfully stating not only have I bought a Hawaiian girl a mermaid outfit, but the first girl I ever had model for me is legit a mermaid as these photos prove. And the sentence that I took from my meeting this siren was her convincing me that "Anything is possible" prior to her making me wake up in a castle in the Queen's bed in CZ a month or so afterwards. As I said before you can't call yourself a King unless you wake up in a castle in the Queen's bed, which thanks to Svet here, I can tick off the bucketlist of inpossibilities she helped me see as possibilities I loved and lived the experiencing of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ndv Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 News Update! US Coast Guard says missing submersible imploded near the wreckage of the Titanic, likely no survivors. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ndv Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 Wonder if everyone was instructed to wear black nike sneakers ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 Damn, death by underwater implosion. Gnarly. Six million ways. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mr.yuck Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 461b1072ed5d98ebf16da85396b29c4d.mp4 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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the.crooked Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 I hate saying this, but this was an exceptional experience for someone hangin out on twitter a lot. Some of the best jokes I've seen in years came from this absolutely absurd situation. 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 Actually I don't hate sayin that, fuck them. 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 41 minutes ago, the.crooked said: Actually I don't hate sayin that, fuck them. Day one reaction: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 13 hours ago, One Man Banned said: Seems to me like 4 people who are basically unknown/nobodies got themselves fucked up and suddenly everyone is in a race to judgment about people they know nothing about. I mean they could very well be scumbags but who knows? The other part being focused on is a stepson that doesn't seem to care about his stepdad, not exactly newsworthy either. Anyhow, this thread needs more tits, so enjoy these scuba boobas. believe scoobies is the scientific name 🥰 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 21 hours ago, MOOGLE? said: My perspective on this thread is Wicked Girls > Vivid Girls. *wonk saggin* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 Srsly though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 Also if you are a fucking rich bastard with too much money, pay some nerds to develop an augemented reality virtual reality ride of this submarine Titanic journey so you could make way more than a pathetic $1M one time only thing. On the plus side though, at least the guy behind this died a death that garnered him the fame and attention that even having billions of dollars had failed to do so while he was alive. And now he is immortalised as a Darwin award winner so when some future fool has this sane idea at least this guy will serve as the reminder that money can't buy sense. Anyway..., 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 (edited) NGL, after searching and seeing the above images, my inner teenager was sparked to life and as such I had to indulge in a "nostalgia wank". Ahh Serenity.... So to complete the Trans5Mationz, after dealing with the Peter side of the equation, a deep "pan" Dominos pizza sees me becoming Peter Pan , the ageless boy for today (and beyond) Edited June 23, 2023 by Mauler5150 Original version of the post was only at the Meridian point and needed further elaboration Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 Consider my above actions my way of replacing the fools who died in the gene pool under the sea of internet waves we already exist within with the seed of someone who isn't as stupid to go so far down deep into the abyss without having mermAIds by my side. It brings a quote my best friend told me (as above) as below, "Why do they call it "cumming"? Because after you "cum", you come to your senses." A. Pate (aka The Evil Celebrity) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 Yo! Do y'all think they may have crapped their pants simultaneously? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 I think they had about enough time from hearing the first moment the carbon fibre starting failing to get to "Oh Sh" before they became ocean jelly. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 (edited) 39 minutes ago, metronome said: I think they had about enough time from hearing the first moment the carbon fibre starting failing to get to "Oh Sh" before they became ocean jelly. From what experts try to explain in the most basic terms. It happens so quick the body is liquefied and dead before the central nervous system even knows. Other than that. Basically in a nut shell. Despite warning from experts, basic common sense, and laws of physics. Stockton's ego got the better of things. Edited June 23, 2023 by ndv Lugr will give me a hard time for mis spellings 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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