mr.yuck Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 https://www.politico.eu/article/no-more-babies-expert-warns-that-hormone-altering-chemicals-threaten-human-procreation/ Pull out game = N/A once I hit my 60s 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 Vasectomy doctors in full panic rn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 28, 2022 Author Share Posted April 28, 2022 9 minutes ago, KILZ FILLZ said: Vasectomy doctors in full panic rn My wife been trying to get me to get a vasectomy for a while now. I might have to explain to her that I might be the only one who can save the human race. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 I already procreated so I’m cool with my jizz going away 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 They made a movie out of this back in 2006. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 29, 2022 Author Share Posted April 29, 2022 56 minutes ago, LUGR said: They made a movie out of this back in 2006. I seent that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 IVF bout to get even more expensive 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 I saw a video of a nanobot helping deliver a lazy sperm to the egg. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 Has anyone noticed women are less interested in being moms? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 2, 2022 Author Share Posted May 2, 2022 17 hours ago, KILZ FILLZ said: Has anyone noticed women are less interested in being moms? Yeah! It's great. Chicks are slutting out for life. People not having kids used to be way out of the norm when I was growing up. But for real it's easier and easier for my wife and I to find people in our age group that have chosen not to have kids and are loving it. Non of my cousins decided to have kids either. Our family tree just shit out bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 Kids are douche bags anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 the world will be far less inhabitable by that point anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 It's the Marxists fault. Family unit is being destroyed. Or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 Here for it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 Sperm will skyrocket in value very soon, creating a new class of large testicled billionaires, and a new booming ejaculatory economy. AI, and robots will begin to fully sustain us, and Space X will even develop anti aging pods to get to Uranus /prohomo. We will live close to 1000 years in them, isolated in whatever flavor of commercial metaverse distopias we can afford the subscriptions to. The idea of anyone creating another one of us, to suffer this inhumane fate will be unbearable to think. Cum prices will dip harder than the great 2018 shitcoin crash. Sperm banks will need "bailouts" and spooge will once again be discarded in bathroom sinks.. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 5 hours ago, Mercer said: Sperm will skyrocket in value very soon, creating a new class of large testicled billionaires, and a new booming ejaculatory economy. AI, and robots will begin to fully sustain us, and Space X will even develop anti aging pods to get to Uranus /prohomo. We will live close to 1000 years in them, isolated in whatever flavor of commercial metaverse distopias we can afford the subscriptions to. The idea of anyone creating another one of us, to suffer this inhumane fate will be unbearable to think. Cum prices will dip harder than the great 2018 shitcoin crash. Sperm banks will need "bailouts" and spooge will once again be discarded in bathroom sinks.. Is it spooge or splooge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 Depends on the grip, spooge is double overhand grip I believe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 SPLOOGE’d McDUCK 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 FYI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 And I'm over here thinking of all the apparently valuable life-creating swimmers I've wasted over the years because I was bored... and obviously lonely. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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