LUGR Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 59 minutes ago, Kalashnikov said: I SAID MIAMI NOT EEEEFRICA. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LUGR Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 On 11/6/2018 at 8:26 PM, Kalashnikov said: I've been doing the stink bomb thing here and there, but some days they're already out there by the time I get home from work so I'm screwed. “Take a look at yourself...” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 Well sir, if you can't beat them, employ them and make a video about it 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalashnikov Posted November 9, 2018 Author Share Posted November 9, 2018 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRpeEdMmmQ0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalashnikov Posted November 9, 2018 Author Share Posted November 9, 2018 OF COURSE WHEN MY BABY MOMS IS GONE FOR THE WEEKEND I GET SICK. COÑO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Gr8 thread. My local gang of somalian coke dealers used to stand opposite my house all night selling drugs, drinking and shouting. It used to keep me up at night a couple nights a week. I thought about smearing some really fucking ripe brie in some cutty little spots near their hangout but I never did. They were there for two summers, then the gang turf war just naturally moved them on because they are gone now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 sprinkle sugar all around the tree. not a ton, but enough to attract ants. bums and ants don't mix. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 have you tried gentrifying your neighborhood? that shit works! 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalashnikov Posted January 10, 2019 Author Share Posted January 10, 2019 Seriously, nothing has worked. As I sit here right now, I'm being fucking serenaded by one of the bums who does nothing but get high as shit all day and sing religious songs. He sits out there and just sings along to his phone at the top of his lungs. He's really feeling himself too, I don't know if it's the weed or what but he sounds awful, but clearly in his own mind he thinks he's Frank Sinatra or something. I'm seriously about to lose it. I think my next move here is to just run a hose to the roof and leave it running pointed at the tree. If it's flooded constantly, they can't sit there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 Amazing this is still an issue for you. Feel like you must be doing something wrong here. Hopefully where you are gets cold. If the cold doesn't rid you of bums, at least you can pour water around the tree to make it icy. But please keep checking back so we can keep having fun with this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 1. Place well fed dogs throughout the trees branches on a series of well built pooping platforms. 2. Wait for the weather to turn to dog shit. 3. Profit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 Have you considered vigilantism? It works for Batman. You could smoke some wet and put on a cape an' shit. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 This but with stink bombs: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 plot twist the bums are actually the Knicks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalashnikov Posted January 10, 2019 Author Share Posted January 10, 2019 It doesn't get cold here, that's part of the problem and why there's so many damn bums here. Today it's 68F and sunny, I'm still trying to find a creative way to get them out of here permanently. This would be hilarious if it wasn't happening to me, I gotta admit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 throw them on tc and they can get roasted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalashnikov Posted January 10, 2019 Author Share Posted January 10, 2019 As much fun as that would be, the last thing I need is for them to see any electronics that I own. Maybe I could set up a camera they wouldn't see though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 Have you tried asking them to Vamoose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 16 minutes ago, Kalashnikov said: As much fun as that would be, the last thing I need is for them to see any electronics that I own. Maybe I could set up a camera they wouldn't see though. howie mandel drip these fuckin fools dogggggggggggg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 4 minutes ago, mn1_fuckos said: Have you tried asking them to Vamoose? what a nuanced contribution Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Kalashnikov said: Maybe I could set up a camera they wouldn't see though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalashnikov Posted January 16, 2019 Author Share Posted January 16, 2019 On 1/10/2019 at 6:04 PM, mn1_fuckos said: Have you tried asking them to Vamoose? Yeah, it works temporarily. By that I mean for a few hours. I am gonna go up on the roof and see if there is any type of water hookup (doubtful), if there is I'm gonna run a hose and just leave it on so the tree floods. The stupid bitch downstairs goes out there and gives them weed and cigarettes in exchange for them fucking off, so yeah... they've been coming back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 What about building a wall and having them pay for it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Get them to build it too. In exchange for weed and cigarettes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 the lack of compassion in this thread is disgusting, you should all be ashamed, a bunch of cis assholes without any empathy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Tell your landlord/property manager to do their job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 15 hours ago, LUGR said: Tell your landlord/property manager to do their job. ^ Im frankly amazed this thread has gone on this long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 17 hours ago, where said: the lack of compassion in this thread is disgusting, you should all be ashamed, a bunch of cis assholes without any empathy Where the fuck do you think you are pilgrim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Kults said: Where the fuck do you think you are pilgrim? Ill pray for you, brother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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