One Man Banned Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Sounds like you're dealing with ignorance and should know better type shit which to me kind of makes it open season in terms of a response, don't see kindness or talking common sense working here. Why is this spot outside your building the hangout? Just because of the tree? Must be more to this? And where's pics? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 18 hours ago, LUGR said: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Road_verge Interesting variety of terminology. I call it a curb strip. we call it a nature strip in Australia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brink Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 @Mercer We use to pop those inside of my high school. it was great coordinating with a bunch of friends to drop those all at the same time in different parts of the school. Good times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 The best was slipping one quietly into the back pocket of someone before school, then hearing about their homeroom evacuating after they took a seat. Good times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 I actually believe that the proper way to get rid of bums is to give them the bum's rush 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Rip sword try asking if you can pray with them, and then go extra 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalashnikov Posted October 2, 2018 Author Share Posted October 2, 2018 @mn1_fuckosWe used to smash those in our high school hallways too, back when they were really popular. Fuck that makes me sound old. I'll get pics tomorrow, it's dark now and the bums are currently hanging outside the bar down the block in an attempt to get free booze, is what it seemed like when I walked by a minute ago. I don't want to attract attention to the tree and summon them. My girl suggested pouring diesel on the tree but that's not very environmentally friendly as per our previous discussion. The cop thing, ehh. Even if I wanted to deal with them, they wouldn't do shit except tell them to move along, and they can't even really do that as far as I know. If they showed up again in 5 minutes it would just turn into a cycle. They do have cardboard lying out there now though, guess they got tired of sitting in fish guts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 (edited) 20 minutes ago, Kalashnikov said: The cop thing, ehh. Even if I wanted to deal with them, they wouldn't do shit except tell them to move along, and they can't even really do that as far as I know. If they showed up again in 5 minutes it would just turn into a cycle. They do have cardboard lying out there now though, guess they got tired of sitting in fish guts. Maybe not. Then again they'd be on your side if anything ever escalated or those bums crossed some line. I get it, you just don't want to deal with them, we covered that much. It would just be so shit if you took matters into your hands first without at least trying that option. Then you'd get arrested and the obvious question would be; why didn't you just call us to deal with it? You pay them a ton of money yearly to handle exactly this kind of crap. Why subject yourself to interactions with those bums if you can just call someone who's job it is to do just that. Whether we like it or not we pay for their "protection" may as well get your money's worth no? Just my 0.02c Edited October 2, 2018 by Kults Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 What kind of tree is it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, LUGR said: What kind of tree is it? Surprised no one has asked this yet This thread needs pics Edited October 2, 2018 by Kults Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 (edited) Kalashnikov’s Block I hope it’s a coconut tree. Edited October 2, 2018 by LUGR 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 (edited) 6 minutes ago, LUGR said: Kalashnikov’s Block I hope it’s a coconut tree. Draco daiquiris Edited October 2, 2018 by Kults Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Maybe this can help...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Start hanging out with them and assert dominance over the pack 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Go full fern gully Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Getting rid of the dollar menu will also be a way of removing Peasants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Put signs all over dad say no loitering and any trespassers will be arrested have the landlord do this and with having the signs once the cop show up and if they do show up they have to arrest him by law you can only do this if the signs are up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 I'm going to get a picture of the crackheads in my neighborhood. Their front yard is full of junk, busted couches, boxes, broken mopeds.... but get this. Their fucking shitty van, they decided to paint graffiti on. It looks like it was done by someone that at least has an idea about what they're doing but it's totally tweaky meth head art..... like pure trash that you can tell they've tried for a long time to "get to this level".... but still suck. It'd be nice if they'd get out of the neighborhood. I've also see "pan handlers" with their little child stroller things they pull behind bicycles.... but are full of bum junk, going to and from that house a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 No bums on the treelawn out front; but someone saw fit to abandon one pair of black sweatpants, one pair of white socks and one pair of black velcro laces sneakers which raises the question of how long is appropriate to let lay on the lawn for potential retrieval by owner before disposal of said items. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 (edited) Finally OP delivers. I don't see whats so special about that tree. Maybe ask them? lol E: Wait.. that's not OP. Boo. Edited October 3, 2018 by Kults Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Different tree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalashnikov Posted October 3, 2018 Author Share Posted October 3, 2018 BEHOLD, the bum tree. Genus, Arboris bumis crackheadia. There were no bums when I got home and took this picture, but the evidence of bums is still here. Smoking grape Swishers that probably had no weed in them (although sometimes they do, I can smell it), cardboard because they got tired of sitting in fish guts, and other bum remnants. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Man that looks dirt. That crevice has probably been used as a Urinal for years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 That looked really different in my imagination... 3 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 11 minutes ago, LUGR said: That looked really different in my imagination... Same. really not much to it, don't get why they have such a hard on for this specific tree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 that's one greasy ass tree 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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