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Miley looks like a boy.

 

So which is it? Beiber looks like a chick, or Miley looks like a dude?

It doesn't go both ways.

 

 

Pink has the body of a woman, obviously you don't know what that is.

 

Pink has the body of a woman and the face and neck of a dude.

Her shoulders and arms are pretty manly too.

 

If you're not into dudes then why is the main action you get these days a tug from a man's hand?

 

The main action I get is from an actual woman who looks like a woman. Are you projecting?

 

 

I can assure you of one thing concerning Smash or Trash, if you smashed it/she would smash you, automatic trash for me nurga.

 

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I would smash both Pink and Miley.

 

I think if some guy would turn down either of those (assuming there is nothing like marriage in the way), they are probably the type of guy who fucks in front of a mirror, just to see himself.

 

Don't get me wrong, I'd probably have drunkenly smashed Pink in my younger days if I was hammered and she was grabbing at my dick and it was some random bitch at some party who I never had to see again.

Kinda like I'd have drunkenly smashed a 5 or 6 for the same reason.

 

I'm just laughing at the irony of this dude claiming that Miley looks like a dude while in the same breath jizzing his pants over Pink who actually kinda looks like a dude.

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Pink's fine but Miley? She's a better looking guy that I am, mate!!

 

I said she's hot, some of you fellas are acting like I said she's my muse.

 

The difference is, Pink has the body of a woman, Miley has the body of a teenage boy.

 

Im 90% about the body, you can just turn them around and make like a K-9 if their face

is of the butter kind.

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Don't get me wrong, I'd probably have drunkenly smashed Pink in my younger days if I was hammered and she was grabbing at my dick and it was some random bitch at some party who I never had to see again.

Kinda like I'd have drunkenly smashed a 5 or 6 for the same reason.

 

I'm just laughing at the irony of this dude claiming that Miley looks like a dude while in the same breath jizzing his pants over Pink who actually kinda looks like a dude.

 

Miley has the body of a teenage boy, something im sure that entices you.

 

I like fucking women, I like hips, big asses, and boobs bigger than ant hills.

 

I said she was hot, never said she's my dream girl or that I fap everynight.

To be honest I just said the first chick to come to my head without even thinking about it.

 

If you wouldn't smash Pink, you either need to get over yourself or you have a tiny dick and you're afraid you couldn't satisfy a grown woman.

 

Maybe that's why you're always hounding over smashing underage girls, you can't handle real pussy.

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So you mean to tell me....

 

 

That if you came home from the bar,

And found her butt ass naked on your bed,

Bent over and ready to go,

Waving that ass around in the air,

Begging you to fuck her.....

 

 

You'd kick her out?

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I'm fucking saying right?

 

Id love to see the pussy these guys actually get.

 

There should be a 12 oonzter meme

''Sleeps with a 5 IRL, says trash to a full bodied female rockstar''

 

And for the last time Pink isnt even in my top 10, I just threw a name out there, but still say if you wouldn't smash...id love to see what you actually bag.

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You motherfuckers are all in fantasy land.

 

...so whilst visiting fantasy land I would not see the point of sleeping with obnoxious sounding lesbian looking women, or Justin Bieber look-a-likes.

 

That being said, if the occasion arose and either pink or smiley myrus was naked in my bed OF COURSE I WOULD BANG.

 

If not for anything, then for the story.

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