you can microwave bacon Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 I unfocus my eyes in awkward situations. I like to turn wheat thins sideways and crush them slowly in my jaws for one big continuous vertical crunch. What are some things thatr only you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 i put caeser dressing on my mash potatoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 i start duplicate threads. did the first one get deleted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back In 88 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 I post under the alias Back In 88 in a graffiti forum. I cover the stove in bits of old baking paper when I'm frying eggs so that shit stays clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted September 14, 2012 Author Share Posted September 14, 2012 i start duplicate threads. did the first one get deleted? it did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back In 88 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 I make a post about posting my 800th post whilst posting it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 I said this in the old thread but I talk to inanimate objects like they are animate...like if I stub my toe on a table I get angry and look at the table with the death stare and say YOU WANNA FUCKING GO? Or something along those lines. It happens a lot actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbie blowjob Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 i scream when i poop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 most of my weirdo shit is graffiti related. all whatz-ur-tagg-questions aside, i ... stash a single can in my crotch on the right side, between underwear waistband and skin. if im carrying more than that i usually find another place for them like a bag or something. having more than one can in the waistband is unacceptable. i take caps off cans with my thumb and pointer finger. always rotate it, usually 180 degrees counterclockwise while pulling up. this was in the old thread but i have a white out pen on me almost all the time. if i sit down to take a dump in public, which i do all the time, i wipe off the tip of the white-out on the inside of my pants on the left side, just past the zipper. almost every pair of pants i own has a white paint stain in that spot. i cant put the cap back on a messy white out pen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 I Just spent a considerable amount of time on this website http://Http://www.submarinecablemap.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 I can duct tape all of your buttcheex together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Illuminati Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 I make people turn off their cell phones and pull the batteries out when we hang out on a regular basis Almost no one who knows me knows my real name, I'm talking people who have known me for 15+ years in some instances I am still in the habit of yelling chopper when I hear helicopters flying overhead and ducking out of site, though this habit varies in intensity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
projetmayhem Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 I frequent a graffiti forum and I dont do the graff n dance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allfreetime Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 I honestly thought this was going to be the unusual shit thread suggested in the Nonsense Thread days ago. Really wanna make a post your dumps thread to record the shit i just took it was like a foot long i took a cellphone picture and i dont know what to do with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 had a phase of biting my toenails for about a year when i was little thats some kind of weird nervous monkey shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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..romero.. Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 I make people turn off their cell phones and pull the batteries out when we hang out on a regular basis Almost no one who knows me knows my real name, I'm talking people who have known me for 15+ years in some instances I am still in the habit of yelling chopper when I hear helicopters flying overhead and ducking out of site, though this habit varies in intensity you are more paranoid then osama was before he got got. as you should be. the government is watching, it knows about the ounce of coke you've got stashed . and about all those library books you forgot to return too. its just a matter of time before the black hawks swoop in and wisk you away to guantanamo bay for all those unpaid parking tickets you got. forced to endure cockmeat sandwiches day in and day out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 you are more paranoid then osama was before he got got. as you should be. the government is watching, it knows about the ounce of coke you've got stashed . and about all those library books you forgot to return too. its just a matter of time before the black hawks swoop in and wisk you away to guantanamo bay for all those unpaid parking tickets you got. forced to endure cockmeat sandwiches day in and day out. You know I've actually had a black helicoptor swoop on me before, those things are fucking scary, why you think I yell chopper and duck into a cut so it don't see me. Luckily for me no dudes with guns repelled out of it and it bounced. Oh so I sleepcook, shit is scary waking up and realizing i am standing in front of the stove with food cooking, or shit in the oven. I sleepwalk as well but that shit ain't so bad and I know other people do it, but the sleep cooking is strange., Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 so much shit, I'm a neurotic mess. I wipe back to front Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted September 16, 2012 Author Share Posted September 16, 2012 i smear my face on windows and mirrors to remove face oils (gross i know) cause no matter how hard you wash your face, you can still leave face prints on glass face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 face prints are fun as shit but then when you sit down on the train or bus and look over and realize someone just did that on the window next to you ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted September 16, 2012 Author Share Posted September 16, 2012 yeah i would't do it in public. dat shit is worse than littering Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 i smear my face on windows and mirrors to remove face oils (gross i know) cause no matter how hard you wash your face, you can still leave face prints on glass face yo i just tried that, dam man I never knew how oily my face still was after I washed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 i do/did all the crazy/weird shit i posted in the old am i normal thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 I check my pockets like every 5 fucking minutes to make sure my stuffs in my pockets. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 I use these when i shower to scrub off dead skin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyar Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 you use dish soap too? when i eat i rotate the plate counter clockwise so my least favorite is on the right side, i eat that first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 nah i use regular shampoo n conditioner... I hate touching door knobs so sometimes-not always i use cloths i keep in my pockets to open shit or push buttons when crossing a street. I'm slightly germophobic. After I shake anyones hand I usually try to wash them asap.. I'm a sick fuck like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 I'm a dumb fucking idiot. ^^THIS^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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