Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
Newer Bigger Better

Dude tazers and then buries his girl alive.

Recommended Posts

And she survives!!!!

 

Im only beginning to understand how crazy people from the uk are... But basically this doesn't seem too out of the ordinary.

 

http://gawker.com/5865341/bored-boyfriend-buries-his-girlfriend-alive-but-she-lives

 

 

 

Let's start with the good news: Michelina Lewandowska, a 27-year-old mother from Leeds, England, is physically fine after enduring a 300,000-volt tasering, imprisonment inside a computer box, and subsequent vivisepulture — aka premature burial — all at the hands of the father of her young son. The bad news is everything that comes after the word "fine" in the previous sentence. The father, 25-year-old Marcin Kasprzak, had a simple motive: He had grown bored with her.

 

The case is now before a British criminal court, where they are learning the couple's story: The two had met six years ago in Poland and migrated to England, having a son together, Jakub, in the interim. He's now three. But Karprzak grew weary of Lewandowska, openly complaining to her that the girls he saw at the gym were better-looking. When he found a girl he liked better, he concocted a scenario to remove Lewandowska from the picture.

 

With the help of an accomplice, 18-year-old Patryk Borys, Kasprzak tazed Lewandowska, then bound and gagged her with packing tape, and "imprisoned her in a box," prosecutor Jonathan Sharp told the court. It was a computer box, into which two air holes had been cut. The two men then loaded the box in the trunk of their car, drove it to a wooded area, and buried it in a shallow grave. They placed a tree, weighing approximately 85 pounds, on top of the grave, then drove to a supermarket ATM and withdrew money from Lewandowska's bank account.

 

But Lewandowska had not been paralyzed by the tasering, as Karprzak assumed, and instead stayed silent through the ordeal. It took an hour, and "great difficulty," but she broke out of the box and waved down a passing car.

 

And who knows. One day, after years of tutelage from a patient Shaolin monk, she might eventually get the bloody retribution she so desperately craves. In the meantime, it's in the hands of those guys in the ridiculous wigs.

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

She obviously knew that her boyfriend was a real dum-dum because instead of freaking out she just chilled through the whole thing, knowing she'd be able to get out of that shitty ass box and that her boyfriend would be too dumb to put it somewhere that she wouldn't be able to get out of.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

when British people are in 'Merica everyone is fascinated by everything they do.

 

Sometimes they do cool stuff, yes, but most of the time its just normal stuff.

 

But they do it British.

 

Being British is like being very good looking. Gets the advantage everywhere.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
when British people are in 'Merica everyone is fascinated by their horrible teeth.

 

Sometimes they do cool stuff, yes, but they never brush there teeth.

 

But they do it British.

 

Being British is like having very fucked up teeth. There are no dentists anywhere.

 

what I read.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I only know like 2 British people and I've wanted to do this to half of them.

 

Which half...top or bottom?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Being English myself and born not far from Leeds, I am in no way disagreeing that English people aren't completely fucked up.....however, this people are clearly Polish immigrants, who I imagine to be even more fucked up than the English.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Register for a 12ozProphet forum account or sign in to comment

You need to be a forum member in order to comment. Forum accounts are separate from shop accounts.

Create an account

Register to become a 12ozProphet forum member.

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×