Guest Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 KIR Were you in Vegas this week? Saw a red Subaru in a parking garage packed with shit and the driver was smoking herb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepitrail Posted May 4, 2012 Author Share Posted May 4, 2012 I was in vegas several weeks ago, but not this week. That would have been humorous. You shoulda ran up on the dude and yelled OONTZ!! OOONTZ!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepitrail Posted May 4, 2012 Author Share Posted May 4, 2012 And his tiny little heart Shotgun Pellet Bladder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepitrail Posted May 4, 2012 Author Share Posted May 4, 2012 Eyes are very difficult to remove in one piece Clean the head best as I could and then boil it GOOD EATIN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 I was gonna ask him if he "keeps it rail" :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 furthering proof that as the animal's cuteness rises so does its tastiness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeadingEdge Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Gnarly! As someone who doesn't ever kill and eat things, I appreciate the step by step man, this thread rocks./ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 kir - you inspire me man shit, right here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepitrail Posted May 13, 2012 Author Share Posted May 13, 2012 Thank you, that means a lot to me... These are from shortly before my last post, on the way to Montana through Wyoming - - I wandered up through the treetops and into the pass, and fell into a dream. The view from that road is continuously changing, whitening, purifying. All the way until you get to the top and it’s all of the sudden one big screen of precious white, and you can see everything and nothing all at once, and nothing matters but the little specks of light that mean fellow travelers. I was running away from my lies and finding beauty, and yet I had the earnest desire to avoid it. The purity of the snow only reflected how unclean my mind and thoughts were, and I wanted desperately to be something with it, to dive into an avalanche and swim through the fog. The light tore through wondrously quiet clouds in thin rays of white that screamed Providence. It was a novelty, the great Midwest – that you can begin your day in sun drenched valleys, sweating and overheating in your car, and four hours later find yourself neck deep in swills of giant mountain snowdrifts, lost in purity. Wyoming did that to me. There’s a pace that’s set when you arrive that takes some time to adjust – it’s a pace that’s more realistic and natural than the East. Time and events occur as the weather dictates. In the East, time is a product that is manufactured, packaged, and delivered on a very slim margin. It is dictated, written down, and calculated to maximize efficiency. But in the Midwest, the ideas and lives of its denizens center around the sun and rain. There is no desire for one-upmanship, for time tables or expensive cars. The feeling of a lack of control over nature is embodied and understood, rather than abhorred and resisted as in the East. They seemed to understand something more fundamental than I could ever imagine, the idea that perhaps man is a not a product of his environment, but a process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syracuse99 Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 nice kir, which way did u travel into Montana. I was recently in Gardner and then down to the Tetons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 if you plan to head through misoulla for some reason, let me know. my sisters there. she's a writer. she's as brilliant as she is awkward. (you will definitely not want to sleep with her though). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 seeks he came within like 20 miles of me... And im awesome. If your sisters an awkward you, imma guess he don't wanna meet her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 yeah, i've heard from just about every single girl in ch0 how 'awesome' you are. :rolleyes: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 This thread is too dope. Keep it up kir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Pheasant feathers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 KIR.. are you planning on doing any Alaska adventures? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepitrail Posted May 15, 2012 Author Share Posted May 15, 2012 I would LOVE to come visit Alaska. Sent you a PM. Wanting to go visit the bus where McCandless died and spend a couple weeks in it. Right now I'm outside Yellowstone, got an apartment for a month which I'm two weeks into, doing a few murals in town to stack up a little dough. One of the jobs is at a brewery where they give me the HOOK UP on beer, drinks, etc. A few days ago the boss man was throwing away a large quantity of bottles that had expired that day. He made it quite obvious to me when he was telling the brewer which dumpster to throw them in, and gave me a wink. Lo and behold, I came across one of the greatest events of my life. Dumpstered beer! A single tear rolled down my cheek as I discovered just how much they were throwing away. 1/2 Murals The tip of the iceberg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepitrail Posted May 15, 2012 Author Share Posted May 15, 2012 THis is to be kept on the hush hush obviously... THE GREATEST DUMPSTER FIND OF MY LIFE 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepitrail Posted May 15, 2012 Author Share Posted May 15, 2012 Plans now are to finish drinking all of this beer (ended up being just over a beer a day for a year) in short time, and then heading to one of several places. 1. New Mexico to pick up half my stuff which I left coming to WY - then to: 2. Alaska - > Fairbanks 3. California again - SF to stay for a month or two (Karl Hungus getcherass Ready!) 4. Tennessee - > Philadelphia to see the East Coast & meet up with a fun lady 5. Tennessee - > Florida to raft to the Bahamas/Cuba Any suggestions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepitrail Posted May 15, 2012 Author Share Posted May 15, 2012 Nice come up, they all look like good microbrews They are fantastic. Winner of Int. Beer Festival on almost all of them Gold Medals. But hot damn drinking this much fancy beer has me constantly craving for a nice tall Icehouse or a Coors. Roots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyWishes Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Hit me up when you're in TN... I'll drive out and meet ya maybe, it's been awhile, be fun to rock a wall if you have chance. Keep safe, friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 yeah, i've heard from just about every single girl in ch0 how 'awesome' you are. :rolleyes: Girls I've fucked and stopped talking to probably don't have the most unbiased opinion of me. I don judge you on what I've heard from girls you've hooked up with. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Sweet beer stash. 350 US craft brews would be worth about 2grand over here. Well played, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 note to self rummage dumpster after visiting brewery 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Wait, you're going to RAFT to the Bahamas or Cuba? That can't be a good idea, can it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 We discussed this many moons ago, woman. I think it's an unnecessary risk, but if he survives it will make for good stories and boring pictures of water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRALE Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 how does the subaru hold up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 I barely remember yesterday gas, do you really expect me to remember many moons ago? Here was I thinking you knew me. I do look forward to the pictures of KIR skinning a shark on a shoddy raft made out of oil cans and duct tape though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 You better rein in that lip, missy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 PLease, oh please, make it up to the northern east coast. lol. and yo. it's those free brewery jams that gets me missing my roomate/buddy. that is what our house looked like daily. now i'm all fat and shit. but the times were good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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