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Constipated as hell, chugging black pony penis water like I'm Mad Max.

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Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man.

 

Does anybody here not "need to piss a bit" after they wake up?

I don't think I've ever woken up in the AM without having to wiz.

EV--ER.

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Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man.

 

lube up your asshole, it will hurt less when it comes out :lol:

Go for laxatives man.

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Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black coffee like a mad man.

 

chug heavy whipping cream. Make coffee and let it sit in the fridge for a day or two. The organics in the coffee decompose slowly making the coffee even more of a laxitive, the taste doesnt change but the effect does.

 

Why do I know this? I love iced coffee and used to brew huge batches. I began to wonder why I was shitting my brains out constantly...it was because i was enjoying 3 day old fridge coffee. Google is youre friend when your in need.

 

i've used heavy cream instead of milk in my coffee and that always make me have to shit crazy. i'd probably just get a laxative though and clear your schedule for a few hours.

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Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man.

 

Just go out get completely drunk, eat a dodgy kebab or taco and the next morning prepare to punish that u bend

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Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man.

 

Drink Kombucha

 

This^

 

Also try drinking 1tbsp of chia seeds in about 8 oz of water.

go to your local health food store and buy some probiotics, 50billion+ culture

stop taking opiates/suboxone/methadone, etc.

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Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man.

 

Make sure u find out how many curics it is and tell bono

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Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man.

 

drink a few blacks and then let their boys beat the shit out of you

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Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man.

 

Like lambmeat said...if ur taking any type of painkillers, that can deffinately be the cause.

Alotta times opiates will either make u constipated as fuck, or it will make u shit the densest little turds u ever felt leave ur butthole (super nh). Im tellin u from personal experience here, ive had shits about 2inches big that splashed my ass worse then some of the larger logs ive layed in the past.

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Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man.

 

COFFEE IS NOT A FUCKING LAXATIVE ...

 

it is a diuretic. . . . meaning it will not help you shit, but help you piss out water that you need to help you shit.

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