4x4 Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Goin on like day 4. I'm going the coffee route instead of laxatives... Hope this works. Imagine stomach pains from the minute you wake up til you go to sleep. :( pooping at work is one of my favorite things to do on company time and I've been deprived of that most of the week. Feels like I can drop deuce and just end up sitting there. Talk about anti-climactic! This must be what guys who can't get a hard-on feel like after their chick gets sick of sucking a limp cock. :( I think the worst part is that I'm a heavy beer drinker... So I have like a weeks worth of beer shits built up. Oof 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black coffee like a mad man. black? nah go milky if you want that diarrhea. I'm not even shitting you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black coffee like a mad man. squeeeeeeze 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black coffee like a mad man. chug heavy whipping cream. Make coffee and let it sit in the fridge for a day or two. The organics in the coffee decompose slowly making the coffee even more of a laxitive, the taste doesnt change but the effect does. Why do I know this? I love iced coffee and used to brew huge batches. I began to wonder why I was shitting my brains out constantly...it was because i was enjoying 3 day old fridge coffee. Google is youre friend when your in need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black coffee like a mad man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4x4 Posted September 3, 2011 Author Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black coffee like a mad man. Chugging mad coffee like a black man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4x4 Posted September 3, 2011 Author Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black coffee like a mad man. INHALE DEEPLY- SQUEEEEEZE- 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysOverDoinn Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black coffee like a mad man. I personally would like to hear toiletseat's thoughts on the problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CACashRefund Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black coffee like a mad man. Vietnamese coffee my nigs. That shit has my stomach brewing before I even finish it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black coffee like a mad man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black coffee like a mad man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black coffee like a mad man. drink some olive oil/castor oil, slimy poops in no time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. dehydration is a major cause.....drink water.....lots of water.I used to get it alot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. Chugging black people probably isn't helping much either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. ive never had this problem..the only thing that comes close is a few stays in the hospital painkillers seem to stop your bm's up pretty well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john7 Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. That sounds very interesting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CONCRETE RIVER Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. Wow 4 days worth! Chances are, when u finally drop its gonna feel like ur giving birth. Make sure u rock back n fourth on the toilet while ur dropping- works wonders! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysOverDoinn Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. Laxatives? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. Do yourself a favor... and drink some really good real coffee like some like "EXTRA STRONG" 3 HEARTS COFFEE favela coffee from the hills. that will def clean you out. (use faucet water) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. Only pussies don't use faucet water in their coffee. Ol' pinky out ass bols. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pertplus1 Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. this thread is now about coffee only? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. Faucet water FTW! You niggaz need jesus. <insert "oh i don't have time to eat good food because i hustle so hard" comment here> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da1lyoperations Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. Just drink like 4 bottles of water before you eat anything in the morning. As soon as you wake up. You might need to piss a bit but it should loosen everything right up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. Does anybody here not "need to piss a bit" after they wake up? I don't think I've ever woken up in the AM without having to wiz. EV--ER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYtE8zwv77c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Butter_Milkshake Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. Drink Kombucha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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