Akrisone Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 The fact that I'm supposed to believe a dude that's xanied the fuck out is supposed to make me believe you more? Wait a minute! Now I know why you were able to have the beers, it's American beer so they don't count. Second of all, as a dude who is not an alcoholic but has gotten absolutely shittered drunk 3 times within the last week, I'll tell you right now unless you weigh 300lbs or you were an alcoholic, your lying or didn't realize that half the drinks you bought you gave to ugly hoes. Ya I've drank 17 drinks in a night, but I ended up laying in a garden puking on myself. Alice Cooper used to take down a 40 of vodka every day. It's believable but not from a dude who doesn't drink. And not in the allotted amount of time your describing. UmAd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spinachfuckstick Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 damn you internet fucks are hardcore. Mercilessly beat down by the 001001001110010010 gang. I hang my head in shame for joining in on the fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 When I was younger I got hooked on meth. and I was calling the police. YOU'RE FUCKIN OUT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Who really gives a fuck about how many drinks dude had. His stories are fucking gold. Fucking bitches. I wouldn't give a fuck if his stories were lies, still better than half the shit in this thread or in Ch.0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 I don't see what the deal is calling bullshit on the 17 drinks story. I am the exact same social drinker..oonce maybe a month do i go out and get fucking hammered but when i do its long islands and shots of jameson and $100+ bar tabs, and yes i have woken up with cuts, bruisers, shit piss and and in all sorts of places unfamiliar to me so really, unless you want to visit the D and call the dude out in person just take it at face value. shit and also, I think spinach has some repressed /yeshomo feelings for his mikey. why the fuck else would you bother calling the law over some phone call i love you bullshit. you don't have enough going on in your life that you need to put him on blast like that? damn people are dumb quick to call that 911 over bullshit. least contact as possible, thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 The fact that I'm supposed to believe a dude that's xanied the fuck out is supposed to make me believe you more? Wait a minute! Now I know why you were able to have the beers, it's American beer so they don't count. Second of all, as a dude who is not an alcoholic but has gotten absolutely shittered drunk 3 times within the last week, I'll tell you right now unless you weigh 300lbs or you were an alcoholic, your lying or didn't realize that half the drinks you bought you gave to ugly hoes. Ya I've drank 17 drinks in a night, but I ended up laying in a garden puking on myself. Alice Cooper used to take down a 40 of vodka every day. It's believable but not from a dude who doesn't drink. And not in the allotted amount of time your describing. UmAd? Really? No offence dude but puking in a garden off 17 drinks is pretty lightweight shit. Just had a weekend camping over the easter weekend (3 days) and between 5 people we went through 14 slabs and 5 bottles. We were trashed but not highschool first time drinking type hammered. Although I am pretty much an alcoholic and a big dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spinachfuckstick Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 I don't see what the deal is calling bullshit on the 17 drinks story. I am the exact same social drinker..oonce maybe a month do i go out and get fucking hammered but when i do its long islands and shots of jameson and $100+ bar tabs, and yes i have woken up with cuts, bruisers, shit piss and and in all sorts of places unfamiliar to me so really, unless you want to visit the D and call the dude out in person just take it at face value. shit and also, I think spinach has some repressed /yeshomo feelings for his mikey. why the fuck else would you bother calling the law over some phone call i love you bullshit. you don't have enough going on in your life that you need to put him on blast like that? damn people are dumb quick to call that 911 over bullshit. least contact as possible, thank you nohomo feelings for mikey. I admit I was immature when I was younger and I even laugh about that shit but back then I was scared shitless about getting in any sort of trouble (I even counted out 3 seconds for my turn signal before I changed lanes "cuz that's the law!") so I didn't want to fuck him up but I wanted him to stop fucking calling me. So replace physical aggression with 911 and there you go. But I'm older now and honestly want nothing to do with the police. Even if I'm the one wronged. I can handle it myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 MY DAD CAN DRINK MORE THAN YOUR DAD 30 RACKS FOR BREAKFAST AND WHISKEY IN THE COFFEE AT WORK I can't believe you guys are seriously having a back and forth about how much a stranger on the Internet can or can't drink. If you pace yourself it's super easy to drink a lot. The end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Some of you's seem to be confusing "drinks" with shots. 17 shots of tequila and whiskey is a lot of alcohol. Especially for a self proclaimed lightweight who only drinks 4-5 times a year. With or without the xanies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 i think it's more the fact that you've spent several minutes of your life arguing with a dude about how many shots he drank in a story he told that probably wasn't true anyway... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 nohomo feelings for mikey. I admit I was immature when I was younger and I even laugh about that shit but back then I was scared shitless about getting in any sort of trouble (I even counted out 3 seconds for my turn signal before I changed lanes "cuz that's the law!") so I didn't want to fuck him up but I wanted him to stop fucking calling me. So replace physical aggression with 911 and there you go. But I'm older now and honestly want nothing to do with the police. Even if I'm the one wronged. I can handle it myself. I'm sure that's the same excuse every pussy ass faggot who calls the cops on people uses. And you called the cops on your boy for what exactly? Cause he professed his faggot love for you? Instead of laughing in and/or punching him in his face you called the cops like some teenage girl trying to get the attention of having your stalker boyfriend locked up? Once a snitch, always a snitch. Somehow I'm thinking there's more to the story between you and your gay boyfriend than you're letting on. Tell the truth now, you's were giving each other blowjobs in that rehab, weren't you? Infact, it went on longer than that. He wasn't your "room mate", he was your live in boyfriend. That's why he caught feelings and spazzed the fuck out when he saw you hooking up with a bitch. And that's why you called the cops to get a restraining order on him like a fucking female instead of just beating his ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 DSD is the man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 i think it's more the fact that you've spent several minutes of your life arguing with a dude about how many shots he drank in a story he told that probably wasn't true anyway... The last thing you said is the point that we're trying to make. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 but... why keep going? over and over... for 3 pages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Because people telling lies makes me umad. Am I doing this internet shit wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 fun night... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSD666 Posted April 27, 2011 Author Share Posted April 27, 2011 yall niggas need to get some pussy. talking about how much a former alcoholic can and cant drink. 1, i have no need to lie about shit. 2, ask anyone in detroit about me. next month i am having back to back bday parties, if i need to flick or video every shot i do so be it. 3, i dont get umad over the net, that shit is for homo snitches. this thread was meant for fucked up sex stories. not how much I can or cannot drink so my bad I wont bring up the drinking part of the stories. now back to herpes the clap and eating yeast infections. good fucking talk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mewzer Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 one night i smoked like 17 bowls of pot thats like 25 drinks and im a lightweight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da1lyoperations Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Just to get off the long fucking train of who drinks what... Nothing amazing, sharing anyway. Went to this dudes place for a party who had a huuuge house, ended up crashing there and when I woke up with my ex we went for a shower. His shower was so big/long you could lie flat out in it with an extra 4ft of room. So it seemed like a good idea to site/lay down so she could get on top which was pretty sweet in this big ass shower. Finished and got up and I saw all this blood washing around in the water. Got a fucking fright looking at my dick, looked at my ex with a questioning face... But it turns out I'd been sitting on the drain and grated a whole heap of skin off my ass. That kinda sucked. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CannahMontana Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 im gonna share a few stories, fuck talking about how much a nigga can and cant drink, and fyi dsd is pretty big guy (nh), im sure the homie can handle 17 drinks, i havnt drank in over six months, i wasnt the alcoholic type either, i drank maybe 4 times out the week it that, and one night i had 3 four lokos, 2 40z of mickes, over ten cups of beer out of a keg, around 20 jello shots, and a few cups of jungle juice and i got homies on here that will clerify that, i was fine for a bit, and woke up the next day in the er, with a ticket in my hand for disorderly conduct, and that was the last time i drank. anyways time for a couple sex stories. about 3 halloweens ago, i was at a party for halloween at my cousins house, i went there with my friend Mike, we rolled a couple blunts, smoked drank a little and just chatted with random bitches i havnt seen in a while. then this bitch Britny (real dumb slutty broad, like seriously border line retarded) starts texting me, said she heard about the party and was on her way with her aunt, who i also knew. and the girl starts texting me shit like "wait till i get there, i wanna do something freaky to you" then she says, ill give you a clue, it involves me using my tongue ring. im thinking hmmm i wonder whats gonna happen, dumb bitch. so she gets to the party, shes not there not even 5 mins before she takes me outside, we go in my cousins backyard, ended up going into his neighbor's back yard, this bitch sits herself inside this tire swing and starts bobbin on my shit, for like half an hour this chick is going at it and finally i bust all inside her mouth. well i go back to the party, have my fun, everybody leaves i pass out on the futon, the next morning i wake up, this goofy ass dude Devonte is sitting in a sofa across from me, asks me if i had a cigar, i had like 2 left in my pack and roll a blunt, mike wakes up, and we start talking about lastnight, then mike says "dog i made out with britny lastnight, shes got some big titties dude" i replied "really? you made out with her?" he said yeah man why, i said "dude i skeeted all in her mouth lastnight hahaha" he gave me this stale ass look, then tried to front and say "oh na this was before she sucked your dick" and i said nope, cuz she wasnt here not 5 minutes before i had her out back slobbin. to this day i stay bringing it up just to fuck with him, matter of fact, last week we were on my porch smoking a cigg, and he says, "guess who i ran into at Krogers yesterday" i said who, he said Britny, i was like "oh the girl you made out with after i skeeted in her mouth" his was like, fuck you nigga. haha priceless. heres another one, super short, 19th birthday, fucking a bitch in a bed on ectascy, on the same bed next to me, my homie is fucking a girl also, (nh) the two bitches face eachother and make out while me and my nigga and smashing em from the back. pretty fun. this next one, isnt fucked up or gross or involve any type of std, or anything like that, not shameful, its fucking awesome. im 17 years old, momma dukes started making alot of money, which was awesome cuz i grew up dirt fucking poor, she tells me were going to the key islands for vacation, im pumped, we drive down to key largo just me and her, (sisters are grown married have kids, dont know why but bro didnt wanna go) we pass through a few keys, and we get to key largo, we stay in the hilton resort, this place was kick ass, private basketball court, fitness room, private beach, fucking anything you could imagine really google that shit, hilton resort key largo, well if you wanted to fish, you go to the front desk and ask em for a fishing rod and some bait, and they would give it you, shitty thing is, bait is like ten bucks, and if you dont use it all up, and try to save some for the next day, the shit will have your mini fridge (it was shrimp) stankin like a motherfucker, so one day i go to get some bait, and this sexxxxyy ass peurto rican girl Ivelisse worked the front desk, and i had my bengals jersey on, and shes all like "oooh bengals" in her sexy ass accent, we talk for a grip, like an hour or two, i ended up buying that bait and not even using it cuz i talked to her the whole dam time, over the next couple days i would talk to her everytime i was going out to swim, play ball, or do whatever, one day she gave me her number, and we were talking, she said she was getting off in a hour, i asked her if she wanted to come back and swim with me, she said sure she just had to go grab her bathing suit and come back. i honestly didnt think the bitch was gonna come back, like she was out of my league and shit, but sure enough she came back, we swam out in the ocean in the middle of the night, and then we went over to the hot tub, we made out in the hot tub, and the girl started sucking me, i couldnt fucking believe it. i wanted to take her back to my hotel, but i couldnt, moms was there watching tv, so im like fuck what are we gonna do, i asked her, you think you could get a hotel key to a vacant room? and she said no, that she could loose her job (like she couldnt loose her job sucking off a client in the hot tub), we ended up going out to the private beach, just chillin on these beach chairs making out for a bit, and when the coast was clear, this girl pulled her bikini bottoms to the side and rode the shit out of me, raw dog my nigga i didnt even give a fuck, even if i caught the clap from this bitch i wouldnt even be mad tho, that pussy was nice, herpes then ya nigga woulda been pissed, but i wouldnt of tripped if i got burnt from the girl or anything. i kept ol girls number, she would send me naked photos to me, all types of shit. the very next year, me and a friend went down to keywest, this chick drove around 90 miles or so from key largo to our hotel in key west just to fuck me again and hang out, and yes, i went raw dog in her again. if any of you guys ever get the chance, deff go to key west. Monday night football, go to a bar called Ricks on duvall street, everytime your team scores you get a free shot, and they have 5 cent drafts. a fucking beer for a nickle. fucking awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DINERO EN PERRAZ Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 fun night... Post or pre op? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akrisone Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 fun night... BOSS Few years back it was my birthday and I headed up north with my girl at the time. So the chick and I have spent the whole day banging and drinking, I was younger at the time so sex 8 times in a day is still possible. Anyways were progressively getting more drunk as the day goes on. So it's about 3 in the afternoon and we start banging again and I end up convincing my girl that I wanna try put it in her ass. (I had never tried up this point) she takes some convincing but eventually agrees that if she gets more drunk I can give err a go. We proceed to shoot rye and end up getting rediculously hammered, we go to the bedroom and commence banging a bit more by this point I'm black out drunk. From what I remember I was trying to put it in and it just wasn't happening. Next thing I know, I get woken up my girl runs to the bathroom and commences puking her brains out, I begin to analyze what happened, I'm laying on a matress with no covers or sheets, there is lube and vomit everywhere, the bed is on the opposite side of the room and it was midnight 8 hours had passed. From now on I will forever partially remember the first time I ever tried putting it in a girls ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enmity Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 kinda fucked up .. kinda funny jr year in highschool my step brother (my best friend, became my brother..yes.. long story in itself) was sweating this mix that went to our school her mother was from Switzerland and her father was African american. "nurga" ... she was hot, not much else i can say .. light tan skin .. she worked as a model had mad loot and lived in a penthouse apartment in miami with her mom who was cool as fuck and smoked pot. annnyyway my bro was hounding this girl for months and it seemd she finally agreed to dating him, she never slept with him and as far i knew at the time she wasnt really into him and just did it out of pitty. so she was kinda hesitant to sleep with him. fast forward one night there was a sweet warehouse party in miami that me and my brother and some friends were invited to and of course his "girl" and some of her friends. we all get together and ride there together, the party is sick, full bar, dj , lights , smoke, stage .. full of people dancing .. the whole works it looked like it was a real club. shit was cool. now from what i remember from that night it goes like this my brothers "girl" came up to me before we went into the party and was asking us if we wanted some bars.. i didnt really know what it would do at the time, i never was a pill person..especially in my jr year at highschool .. but since it seemed we were gonna have a good night i ate it.:scrambled: walked in and got a gin and tonic and i remember walking threw the crowd and walking up to a set of stairs by myself.. black .. thats all i remember next thing i know, i wake up in my bed with my mom and step brother with their arms folded giving me the worst look of disgust ever with my ankle in extreme pain. apparently from what i was told.... my brothers "girl" was sitting ontop of me on the staircase eating my face while my bro is standing at the bottom of the staircase in shock, he runs up there pulls her off of me and all i did was give him a blank stare and pulled his "girl" back onto me and continued which then turned him into dragging me out of the warehouse by my neck and smashing me into the car (hurt ankle). he was bummed about it, i had no idea it even happend or why it happend because, i never even really talked to her or even remember talking to her at all inside of the party. so she wound up calling me a week later i went to her house in miami got stoned and pounded it .. pounded it for another 2 months she pampered me and bought me a bunch of stuff it was sweet ... then she moved out of the state n got married to some guy who sucks and she actually is now.. single and still contacts me :lol: clifnotes: ate xanax, fucked my step brothers girlfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 ONE TIME I TOOK 17 HITS OF ACID AND DID A QUAD BACKFLIP OFF THE WINGS OF A 747 SMOKED A BOWL IN MID AIR, KNITTED YOUR STEPSISTER A NIGHTGOWN ON THE WAY DOWN AND LANDED BALLS DEEP IN MY TARGET WHICH TURNED OUT TO BE YOUR MOTHER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 broke condom.... freak out..... plan b 10 hours later...... girl gets her period a week later.... in the clear..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSD666 Posted April 27, 2011 Author Share Posted April 27, 2011 plan b pills are a god send. about 5 years ago there was a spot i knew in detroit that gave one out for free the first month of every tuesday. it saved me from baby making once. must abort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Post or pre op? :lol: dont get mad because the hat im wearing cost more than your whole wardrobe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 Post or pre op? ima put this up once again before photobucket takes it down yet again. nothin special, some of yall seen this before... two days ago: smashed bitch, fell asleep, bitches father woke up the next morning and walked in on my naked ass self sleepin, cock hangin out no homo. COLLEGE ASS BITCHES dinero, i post the bitches i fuck... check the thread. until you do so, or supply some grimey ass stories, shut the fuck up. haters gon' hate **PS. i got my dick sucked while blazin a blunt to the "yes you may remix" tonight. and you beat off to pornhub... i be leavin niggas like sudafed/ and if the microphone was smoke, then big L will be a buddha head/ ayo i cruise real smooth like mo-peds/ i was rockin mics since niggas was wearin pro-keds/ i only roll wit originators/ chicks stick to my dick like magnets on refrigerators/ ***PPS. i had the hiccups when i got my dicked sucked tonight. i was gonna make a thread about it. never has physical and mental strength been tested so thoroughly... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DINERO EN PERRAZ Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 Chill, Brandon. If you wanna pose with ladyboys in your folks rumpus room dipped in your finest Canadian wigger attire, then do you aye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 i had the hiccups when i got my dicked sucked tonight. i was gonna make a thread about it. holla? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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