Kalashnikov Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 There's some decent and funny stories in this thread, lol. This past weekend, took my girl out to the Keys. We got a hotel room with a balcony overlooking the water on a quiet key. We get in the place, looks nice, but the bed is against the wall. Why not move the bed to right in front of the balcony door so we can look at the water while we lay there, right? We start messing around with the door wide open. No big deal, there's nobody around. Things start getting heavier, I'm kinda kneeling and she's sucking me off while I'm fingering her with her ass facing the door. I'm getting into it and I decide to look out the door, a boat has appeared and there's like 6 people just standing on it looking right at us. It made getting up to close the blinds a little awkward. 2 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 I know you’ve seen what dogs look like when they get stuck- but have you ever tried it? We call it “two stuck dogs” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 The fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 its not even 6:30 but it feels like 29 pm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 A buddy and I smashed the same chick, I was second. After sex, she goes "I will take it to my grave not to reveal dick sizes......but he is the weird one." .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Girl I was seeing for a couple months tells me i can do whatever I want said I wanna fuck her in the ass shes cool with it proceed to get her shit all over me and my bed had to toss the blankets and sheets Supposed to enemas before anal? 🤷♂️ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 ^^ has happened to me but not to point of sheet blanket replacements more just a really looooong sloow fart with a bit of follow through right at the end still a trifle weirded by this one only happened last week Thursday - much more on the shameful side. wife comes home frisky last week after a visit to the pool. She's being all flirty and suggestive so I have to my chance. kids are in bath so we decide to go for it quickly ears out for the sound of little feet coming down the hallway I'm seeing to my wife bent over on the dresser in my daughter's bedroom. as I'm about to hit point of no return we hear the sounds of my daughter yelling 'getting out now"! Wife jumps up leaving schnitzel to blast a load through open air. Schnitzel catches some of it but a bit lands on to the face and hair of one of my daughter's barbie dolls on the floor between my feet. Schnitzel now has to pull shorts up and scoop up barbie to wash it off without daughter seeing. Dashes up hallway past daughter with a post nut mongrel still in my shorts. Barbie hidden with shirt and half a load in my left hand. Washes and removes all "evidence" daughter none the wiser. Couple minutes later I have to sneakily wipe up some jizz from floor while wife is dressing daughter for bed. long story short gave a barbie an accidental facial - feel very uncomfortable when I see my daughter playing with her dollies 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moe Szyslak Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 Last night i drunkenly banged a fat girl in a 6th street alley behind a dumpster. I dont know whether it would be shameful or awesome. Maybe a little of both. 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 Bump. Seems I've been here before but started rereading and laughing. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 yeah this thread has some gold 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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