Veritably Clean Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 boo, i was hoping for crazy homo dungeon 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Wait wait, I'll go with you, throw me a case or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Sorry Earl, Corona is for white sorority girls and gay men, like piercing your right ear. No self respecting Mexican man would drink it unless it was the only option in a land barren of any other beer that is not light or fruit flavored. All the Spanish speaking hombres in your neighborhood must be man-wranglers. Every single Mexican and Dominican I know drinks Corona (and there's ALOT of them), on top of a good percentage of the normal white people I know, myself included. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 on top of a good percentage of the normal white people I know[/size], myself included. :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 why dont you bring the RI platoon? Is this about not wanting to share? i'm back 30 free beers later and no rape. and i went solo which means it's all mine and i don't have to share. IFUCKINGWINONER there we have it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Every single Mexican and Dominican I know drinks Corona (and there's ALOT of them), on top of a good percentage of the normal white people I know, myself included. thats because yous nigguhs up north know NOTHING about good mexican beer if it was given to you by a creepy old dude in blue econoline van. the fuck do dominicans know about beer? corona is straight up the bottom of the ladder, overpriced, piss beer. had you said bohemia or dos equis ambar or negra modelo then i would give you the pass but i dont give a shit if it was a monkey drinking that shit, its still golden wrapped garbage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 thats because yous nigguhs up north know NOTHING about good mexican beer Oxymoron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knee Grow Please Posted July 25, 2010 Author Share Posted July 25, 2010 beer snobs are hella gay yo. fuck i hate beer snobs almost as i hate bono. it's beer. who gives a fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 the kitchens in the back. yeah, that way, yeah yeah, at the very end of the rape tunnel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 thats because yous nigguhs up north know NOTHING about good mexican beer if it was given to you by a creepy old dude in blue econoline van. the fuck do dominicans know about beer? corona is straight up the bottom of the ladder, overpriced, piss beer. had you said bohemia or dos equis ambar or negra modelo then i would give you the pass but i dont give a shit if it was a monkey drinking that shit, its still golden wrapped garbage. Dos Equis is disgusting. The rest of that shit I don't even care enough to try. Beer snobs are annoying as fuck, same kind of people who want to tell you how gross fast food is...WE FUCKING GET IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 YO KGP, I'm glad this worked out for you br0, cause I know I ruined everyone's night last night...my bad. D___ ended up texting me and telling me to come by her place last night, which I did. I just got home about an hour ago, and even though it didn't go bad, it definitely didn't go good either. Should of waited til next week to go to dinner as planned, running into eachother drunk downtown wasn't the best scenario for reconnecting. Now, back to your regularly scheduled beer argument Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knee Grow Please Posted July 26, 2010 Author Share Posted July 26, 2010 i plead the fifth. i saw b***** last night too except she didn't see me cuz i was busy letting that elderly man pour a beer on me. it's all good. i'm drinking free beer nigggggaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLA LOVE IT Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 free alcohol is free. go get that shit, puto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 it's all good. i'm drinking free beer nigggggaaaa Me and P are about to head to T*****, come join us and you can drink free hotdog flavored water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 If you must drink Mexican schwill, go Pacifico. If you hate life, go Carta Blanca. If you wear pumps, by all means get a long neck Corona. It is not being a beer snob, it is having taste buds and a sense of smell. Do you know why they shove a lime in Corona? .... 'Cause it smells and tastes like fart juice. It really, really does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 If you must drink Mexican schwill, go Pacifico. If you hate life, go Carta Blanca. If you wear pumps, by all means get a long neck Corona. It is not being a beer snob, it is having taste buds and a sense of smell. Do you know why they shove a lime in Corona? .... 'Cause it smells and tastes like fart juice. It really, really does. /End thread with this truth. But, congratulations on the free beer. Man up and drink them all as fast as you can, start a fire, put it out with your piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 i'm just gonna go ahead and say: whiskey man up, fags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLA LOVE IT Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 if you want shitty but good mexican beer, drink sol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 Dos Equis amber draft is more my speed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHEKmySTEEZ*NC* Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 KNEE GROE PLEESE--- SOUNDS LIKE U WISH U WOULD GET RAPED I DONT SEE ANY OTHER REASON FOR U THINKING MAN GON RAPE YA U PROBABLY NEED TO GET OUT MORE HEADS JUST ARENT TRYING TO RAPE DUDES....PLUS WAT KINDS RAPE TACTICS IS THAT...MAN DOESNT DRINK BEER SHIT AINT THAT UNUSUAL..... IF U DO GET RAPED LET ME SAY YOU GOT ONE HELL OF AN INSTICT CUZO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 You morons need to read the thread. He didn't get raped. He got free beer. He's drinking it now. Mission accomplished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 quit being greedy with that beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneekatoke Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 dos equis tastes like blood... ..also fuck ALL light beers.. justsayin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuco Salamanca Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 ICE HIM, BR0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stresssack Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 KNEE GROE PLEESE--- U PROBABLY NEED TO GET OUT MORE HEADS JUST ARENT TRYING TO RAPE DUDES....PLUS WAT KINDS RAPE TACTICS IS THAT...MAN DOESNT DRINK BEER SHIT AINT THAT UNUSUAL..... A dude in my city went outside the bar to go smoke with some guys he just met, once they got outside they beat the fuck outta him threw him in a van and gang raped him. So apparently homo rapists are tryin to rape dudes... Homo bang bus FTL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 dude, one time i was stuck on capitol hill and i ended up staying at this random black hipster dj's house named rondo or something and we ended up smoking hella weed and doing some coke and he introduced me to dubstep, which we listened to until like 8 am. looking back at it, i coulda got raped or some shit haha. im a guy, btw. :lol: :lol: Didn't brendon go to jail that night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 i plead the fifth. i saw b***** last night too except she didn't see me cuz i was busy letting that elderly man pour a beer on me. it's all good. i'm drinking free beer nigggggaaaa That dude was like a 55 year old drunk piece of shit that started yelling at girls in our line "AY I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN THE FUCKIN LINE THIS WHOLE TIME YA JUST FUCKIN STANDIN' THEYA WHAT THA FUCK" and all sloppy like smashed your cup when he turned his gross body around to yell something at the people behind us and every one yells OOOO000Oo0o0o0oHHhhhHHH as your beer splashed the polo haha I wouldn't be mad either though that dude was a huge piece of shit and you gotta respect scum of the earth like that cause with out them there would be no LOLZ plus he sincerely apologized when his eyes got all big and he said "0ohshit" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 im a guy, btw. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: That's the funniest thing I've read on here in a while. If I wasn't 24'd a lot of props would have been dished out in here. Humour all round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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