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  1. stresssack

    last thing you ate?

    chicken fried steak, cream gravy, scrambled eggs, hash browns and raisin toast. hangover cure and diabetes cause.
  2. stresssack

    GAME: True or False

    False. The taqueria down the street maybe. The person below tries to go out and have a few beers but almost always closes the bar down.
  3. stresssack

    what are you wearing RIGHT NOW?

    Carhartt T Levis 505 Tony Lama TLX
  4. stresssack

    last thing you ate?

    Just ate some pho tai nam and some egg rolls.
  5. stresssack


    I've fucked alot of bar whores and women that were far from tens but I wouldn't put my dick anywher near these broads. Throw em under the dumpster.
  6. your hose is short, your stream is weak, you better step up or you'll piss on your feet
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    Marlboro Gold Pack are my smoke of choice but I smoke Mediums when they're on sale and I'm broke. I end smoking my girl's gay ass Camel Crush when I'm out of smokes late night..
  8. stresssack

    what are you wearing RIGHT NOW?

    Tony Lama tlx boots Levis and a t shirt
  9. stresssack

    GAME: True or False

    True, I never wear em though.. The person below gets burned at work all the time.
  10. stresssack

    GAME: True or False

    Im off today but im getting drunk early. The person below has to take a shit.
  11. stresssack

    Whats In Your Pockets.

    Wallet smokes green bic bar tab from last night truck keys soapstone earplugs phone is mysteriously absent though...
  12. stresssack

    GAME: True or False

    False. Never in my life. The person below rarely gets more than a few hours of sleep a night.
  13. stresssack

    Dude Rape.

    This happened to me while playin wing man for my boy. This chick wanted to fuck him and her fat friend invited us to her house to drink all the free beer we could drink. At about three in the morning she bet me I can't chug the rest of this bottle of scotch(yes i got played) and next thing I know my boy is draging me out her house yelling " we need to get the fuck outta here!". Then procceded to go to the crackerbarrel during the afterchurch rush and my still drunk ass makes a huge scene yelling about how I was just raped by a fatty. I couldn't look at myself in the mirror for a week...
  14. stresssack

    dumb questions people ask.......

    After getting obviously hurt: "Dude, did that hurt? Fuck you.