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chicken fried steak, cream gravy, scrambled eggs, hash browns and raisin toast. hangover cure and diabetes cause.

False. The taqueria down the street maybe. The person below tries to go out and have a few beers but almost always closes the bar down.

Carhartt T Levis 505 Tony Lama TLX

Just ate some pho tai nam and some egg rolls.

I've fucked alot of bar whores and women that were far from tens but I wouldn't put my dick anywher near these broads. Throw em under the dumpster.

your hose is short, your stream is weak, you better step up or you'll piss on your feet

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Marlboro Gold Pack are my smoke of choice but I smoke Mediums when they're on sale and I'm broke. I end smoking my girl's gay ass Camel Crush when I'm out of smokes late night..

Tony Lama tlx boots Levis and a t shirt

True, I never wear em though.. The person below gets burned at work all the time.

Im off today but im getting drunk early. The person below has to take a shit.

Wallet smokes green bic bar tab from last night truck keys soapstone earplugs phone is mysteriously absent though...

False. Never in my life. The person below rarely gets more than a few hours of sleep a night.

This happened to me while playin wing man for my boy. This chick wanted to fuck him and her fat friend invited us to her house to drink all the free beer we could drink. At about three in the morning she bet me I can't chug the rest of this bottle of scotch(yes i got played) and next thing I know my boy is draging me out her house yelling " we need to get the fuck outta here!". Then procceded to go to the crackerbarrel during the afterchurch rush and my still drunk ass makes a huge scene yelling about how I was just raped by a fatty. I couldn't look at myself in the mirror for a week...

After getting obviously hurt: "Dude, did that hurt? Fuck you.

False. Its my day to lay around and not do shit. The person below hasn't been outside today.

I hate it when girls get too fuckin drunk and start to cry over nothing. I hate it when I think I gotta shit, so I hit the toilet and just let out a big fart. Or vice versa./nopantspooper

God damn right. I make 18 an hour. Not bad, not great. The person below Works outside.

FO RILL B!!! DAWG DEM NIKAZ B GOEN HARD MI NIKA FO RILL!!!!STAE UPP PLAYAZ!! AEND FUK ALL DIZ NIKAZ DAT B SAYN SHITZ BOUT HOW I TALK! i B DA VOIZ A DA STEETZ GIT OFFFF MY CAWK DAWG!!!!!!!!! PEE ESS. FREE GUCCI, MANEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's not about the bitches you claim to be smashing, it's about questionable ones you aren't sure if you would fuck or not. Sooooooo, YOU FAIL! Its not a hard concept to understand...

A dude in my city went outside the bar to go smoke with some guys he just met, once they got outside they beat the fuck outta him threw him in a van and gang raped him. So apparently homo rapists are tryin to rape dudes... Homo bang bus FTL.

I hate when the lights come on in the bar. I hate losing my phone. I hate it when busted females act stuck up and think they're dimes.

These things pissed me off when I put a one hundred dollar bill in the mahine and it gave ninty five dollars in fives back. But overall I like em.