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am i gonna get raped?

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so i work as a receiver nh and i deal with many of the same truck drivers on a daily basis. i work until late and usually the liquor store is closed when i get out. so, the other day i'm bitching about being out of beer to this driver and he's like "i had a party a couple weeks ago and i got shit tons of beer at my house. i don't really drink and there's no room in my fridge. if you want you can come by and grab them. you'll be doing me a favor." so without thinking i give this dude my number. he called me a few minutes ago asking if i still want them. i said yes but now i'm gonna have to go pick them up. this guy doesn't seem creepy but you never know. should i go? i gotta call this dude back and let him know when. am i gonna get raped?

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Just go, video tape the whole thing. tell him its for your safety. lol

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i'm thinking about taking my girl just to make my heterosexuality perfectly clear. i think this dude's married. fuck. i don't know. i don't want us both to get raped.

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Huh, been away from the computer for a week and Google Images went all wacky. Just pretend that question mark was a Magic 8 Ball saying "outlook not good".

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i'm thinking about taking my girl just to make my heterosexuality perfectly clear. i think this dude's married. fuck. i don't know. i don't want us both to get raped.

 

 

Not for nothing --but you're approach to this problem is pretty stupid and paranoid. The dude is probably legit and just wants to get rid of the beer.

 

Also, you're worried about getting raped and you're going to bring your girl along? You're a smooth operator man. If you were smart, you'd bring Swamp along or other male friends. Not your fucking girlfriend. That's like saying "I'm going to a gun fight, hey mom and dad want to come along?"

 

So yeah. I bet you have nothing to worry about and you're just being stupid. If you're really that paranoid, go with a couple of friends to keep it legit. I doubt this guy is going to rape you and fuck up his job in this economy.

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bring a friend to wait outside if youre really that worried...

 

instruction - "if im not out in 10 minutes, set this bitch on fire"

 

Or better yet, don't treat it like your robbing a liquor store. Have you friend go inside with you for protection and extra arms to carry out more beer.

 

 

THIS SHIT IS SIMPLE!

 

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If he doesn't want Heineken and Corona, then he is straight.

 

If you want Heineken and Corona, then you're gay.

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That is probably the most logical conclusion anyone could come to while dealing with this bafoonery.

 

I wouldn't buy that garbage, but I will drink it if it's free.

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lol watch out truck drivers can be shady. i was walking back from a coffee shop on my break during a nighshift and a driver pulled up beside me noticed where i worked cause of my uniform and offered me ride with this creepy smile. i politely declined because i was within a couple hundred feet of my work. i thought maybe he was going to park in the roadway out front of the place and wait to get unloaded in the morning but he kept driving....

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seriously, some of these threads lately are like, "ZoMg, ItZ LiKe TOTaLEz SKUrrY N sTUfF." sounding like 4 year olds.

 

bump EARL

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i was gonna say i probably know this dude.

but seeing as how you mention he doesn't drink, then i'm gonna have to say i don't

 

now if he had mentioned he loved doing coke, drinking a whole liter of jack, fucking fat chicks in the bed of his truck, while sticking his nuts in their asses, and he had a 1980's porno moustache then i'd tell you you're in for a 3 way with a fat bitch, lots of coke and tons of jack.

 

but seriously, tape your butt hole before you enter dudes house.

 

nh

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Or better yet, don't treat it like your robbing a liquor store. Have you friend go inside with you for protection and extra arms to carry out more beer

i meant more along the lines of - "yeah, thats my friends car outside... hes helping me bring the goods back"

 

then if anything totally gay happens, he can help prevent it - but if theyre both inside unfamiliar territory /nh, the "rapist" is automatically given the home field advantage

 

but yeah... apart from a bit of drunk posting, nothing will happen anyway

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