SoldOne Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Im going in for another round of surgeries tomorrow at medical city. They are going to take a piece of bone from my hip and graft it into my upper jaw bone in order to create a stable platform for some screw in implant teeth at a later date. They are also going to do a tongue flap procedure where they take a 4mm thick X about 8mm wide section from the area between the center and outside edge of my tongue then attatch the section to the roof of my mouth to close a hole thats there. And finally they are going to put in an implant to rebuild the section of my hip that is missing. This wlll be the 3rd time they have taken bone from my hip so its officially time to repair it. After surgery i will be on a liquid only diet for 3 MONTHS. I will have my tongue attached to the roof of my mouth for 3 weeks and a pressurized medicine ball tapped into my hip for 2 days that releases pain meds 24/7 untill the meds are all gone. I was on a similar diet 3 years ago and it was hell! The surgery was a complete failure. Everything they tried to fix was put back together wrong or broken last time. Now we have a new surgeon (my orthodontist brother) So hopefully things go as planned this time and the previous surgeons royal fuck up is repaired! Surgery is at 9:30 tomorrow morning. I am expected to be released from the hospital sometime on Thursday. Wish me luck!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 HAVE SOMEONE TAKE PICS DURING THEN POST!!!!! GOOD LUCK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pertplus1 Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 you got gored by a bull? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoldOne Posted May 26, 2010 Author Share Posted May 26, 2010 I should be awake enough after surgery to post some pics...ill even post up pics of the nurse if shes fine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 what the fuck happened to you negro? oh and uhh, good luck bruH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoldOne Posted May 26, 2010 Author Share Posted May 26, 2010 you got gored by a bull? what the fuck happened to you negro? oh and uhh, good luck bruH. Born with a bilateral cleft palate 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Born with a bilateral cleft palate Run with the bull story... :D :D :D Good luck 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoldOne Posted May 26, 2010 Author Share Posted May 26, 2010 Oh it defiantly fuckin happened....will post a pic when i can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 pop a boner and yelp for the nurses help. when they rush in remove your gown and expose yourself to her while staring directly into her eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoldOne Posted May 26, 2010 Author Share Posted May 26, 2010 boner + catheter = no bueno They will be seeing the shlong no doubt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Damn son. Good Luck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 pop a boner and yelp for the nurses help. when they rush in remove your gown and expose yourself to her while staring directly into her eyes. that always works for me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyoner Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Ahh man i hate surgery..i had a metal plate put in my face,and i couldn't eat solid foods for a while cause they went in through my mouth.shit sucks ass. Good luck tho man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 pop a boner and yelp for the nurses help. when they rush in remove your gown and expose yourself to her while staring directly into her eyes. that always works for me.... :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 i heard some women take fat from their butt and put it in their lips. so everytime you give them a kiss on their lips, youre really kissing their ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 good luck man. surgery on face = shitttaaay. hope it all goes well. <broken jaw oner a few years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Good luck with the mouth part of your face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Good luck man sounds aweful atleast you get some time off work or school depending on how old you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoldOne Posted May 26, 2010 Author Share Posted May 26, 2010 im out of school till the next semester...this is a waste of a summer break! Id rather be in school at the smoking section talking bout dumb shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrorlicious Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 jesus christ, that sounds pretty nasty dude. hope all goes well. but yeah you should def try to get someone to get flicks while you're mouth is all opened up predator style. that'd be pretty gnarly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 wow, and i thought my morning hangover was bad. good luck dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Good luck, I'm sure your brother will take good care of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Have fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clizclean Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 good luck, post surgery medicine's great! is this that bull fighter? ha, no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 good luck man! im still recovering from a surgery on my back / arse but i suppose thats minor compared to what your facing... all the best fella, try and keep your head up and avoid the post-surgery depression... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedoe Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 best of luck, really though, get flicks. maybe even work on a "your day in pies" post, surgery edition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoldOne Posted May 27, 2010 Author Share Posted May 27, 2010 well this is officially horrible! The docs fail at fucking disclosing info about recovery woke up with the medicine ball hanging from my hip as expected. even though i requested not to have it i can deal with pain but being caught up in tubes is annoying. the less tubes/wires the better i asked to know everything yesterday but was told NOTHING! wasnt told about the constant draining of my mouth that requires suction every few minutes or the drain ball on my hip I was also told id be able to speak clearly....not! Tyey tried to tell me my hip that they took bone from wasnt gonna hurt because the medicine ball....yeah right so my new surgeons are officially sneaky liying little bastards! Im in pain, toungues swollen, hip and leg are jacked up, it burns a lot when i try to pee,its difficult to manuver because of pain and tubes/wires im hooked up too/ ive kept down all the water and apple juice ive had got chicken broth on the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoldOne Posted May 27, 2010 Author Share Posted May 27, 2010 heres a pic of the crap ive suctioned out my mouth....most other pics arent coming out for shit...ill try to get more pics later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 oh my geebus. so sorry to hear about the unsuccessful surgery. a good doctor, and a good surgeon, is so damn hard to find. best of luck to you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Don't they take care of cleft pallets when ur still an infant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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