brothhalynch Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 so drunk ramble with eyes cloesed complaining about something and arguing with yoourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 why are giraffes necks so long? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Fuck, I hate being the 3rd wheel when the girl fakes last min. Fuck work Working is overrated. I have an open tab at the pub next door an I'm drinking American honey Thank Superman for autospell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzinnnnnnnnnnnn before work. Hope I won't get wooped on the drive there. Wish me luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 I KNOW YALL DRINKIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 fawk yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 raiding fridges raping bitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLWHITEPEOPLELOOKTHESAME Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 i hate people who's whole personality is about bein hard yet when i confront it they scared to fight. and women who wanna fuck me and i wanna fuck em but they still play some mad game about it. u wanna fight? lets go. u wanna fuck? lets go. cut the shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 thats how i feel its like fuck i can do it myself bitch stop acting so pompus makin me jump through hoops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted September 4, 2011 Author Share Posted September 4, 2011 WHY THE FUCK IS 12OZ DEAD ME AND THE WIFEY ARE LOOKING FOR HUMOR AND ALL THE SITE IS DEAD?! YOU GUYS SUCK :rolleyes: :cool: :lol: :scrambled: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Its time to go on a drunken rampage on sum fat chicks. CALI, U WIT ME? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 i farted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEFFREYDAHMER Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 AARON RODGERS IS THE FUCKING MAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 imma watch seimfeld amd eat toast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 15 beers later... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted September 13, 2011 Author Share Posted September 13, 2011 apparently jews are bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bayboss1er Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Walking is the gayest shit in the world. Foreal, everyone gotta be down to drive me around drunk whenever. Except, being in a car while the driver gets a DUI is no fun at all...gotta find a perfect balance.CATER TO MY EVERY NEEDS PEOPLE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Get a mormon friend and you will have a DD for life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 I have a severe case of the Brown Bottle Flu this morning. Bout to kill a Home Run Inn Pizza..., then, gonna get an Absolut Bloody Mary, spicy. Hurtin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 everytime im fucked up i always miss this thread..and leave my drunk comments in other threads:/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 ^ heard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 FUCK MAYWEATHER......anyways bout to go check out the cowboys niner game today!.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 GET IT IN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 I KNOW YALL GOT IT IN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bayboss1er Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 ALRIGHT. I used to think my neighbors were dubstep blasting faggots. UNTRUE. They are dubstep blasting faggots that will get me drunker then i was before yelling at them for being dubstep blasting faggots. NOw im real damn drunk off their wine, and they stopped blasting dubstep....so...i win??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 finally i get to post drunk in this thread whilst drunks as piggy shit. housewarming parties for the win. making out with high school girls is not so win... getting a handjammer from a seventeen year old is cool though.... fuck you. dont judge me faggots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 U never should have asked her age... i woke up crazy early and started the day with a shot. Definite midday nap today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 ever since I been clean off blow I can't stop but get drunk as fuck almost everyday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 ever since I been clean off blow I can't stop but get drunk as fuck almost everyday. How'd that work for you? Cold turkey? Any physical withdrawals or just mental? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 dude... just wack off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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