sayWORD? Posted May 14, 2010 Author Share Posted May 14, 2010 people from the east coast sound nothing like people from out west, and im not just talking about the french. i guess you'd have to live here. i dont want americans to like canadians more, thats not the point of this. i was generally curious as to what your reasoning was. i got "we suck", and ive pretty much came to the conclusion that hatin americans hate on anyone who's not from the us. hmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assface713 Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 I constantly annoy my friends by talking about this Canadian chick I really like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Whenever I think the world is going to end I think the best place to be when this happens is in canada. That’s not based on any facts or logic. I just think it would be better to die there. Canada is my future coffin but only under the circumstance that the world is ending. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cymatics Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Also, I was driving in Canada one time in heavy traffic. The car in front of me wouldn't move when everyone else moved forward. I was getting annoyed so I just went around them, they called me a hozer or some shit and I busted out laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActionMakesFame Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 My only beef with Canada is crossing the border. I went their for my bachelor party and was held up for about 5 hours because I had a criminal trespass from ten years prior. After all the wait and a fee (150.00) I was allowed in. While looking for the Amsterdam Cafe I stumbled up on mad fools smoking crack, shooting dope all in plain sight and in front of the fuzz. As well as a dude dropping a deuce on the street tearing the shirt ON his back in to TP. My point being if your city (Van. BC) is just a polished up Baltimore then why the static when going to visit.?. And the strip clubs suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted May 14, 2010 Author Share Posted May 14, 2010 -we supply your country with more resources than any other country (although not according to bush, who falsely believed mexico was your countrys biggest trading partner). Who gives a fuck ou guys wana trade with us then alright I'm sure the good place of America would do good with those faggots from canada -we fight in the same wars (except iraq) and have always been allies. Who the fuck said we needed your help? You come in here thinking you're all bad We don't need no fuckin geese drinking some maple syrup around here that's just fucking retarded Why don't your mountie faggots come in here and try and protect against a tank -we are both democratic nations, where freedom is of the utmost importance. Fuck your backwards version of freedom -we share the same border, and allow travel quite freely on both sides. We only travel freely cus Canada fags come on an go "Oh shit America is dope" then they never go back because it's gay. Why don't you grow some balls queer that's why we hate canadians cus instead of doing something and being better you go "Why do they hate us" Man up fags. (Canada's cool though I like it up there.) oh wow. where should i start? ill try to filter through your broken english to explain something to you, obviously your teacher didnt do a good enough job. "Who gives a fuck ou guys wana trade with us then alright I'm sure the good place of America would do good with those faggots from canada" we are resource rich, with a relatively small population. meaning we have things that you guys need to keep your economy going. last i checked, you werent doin so hot these last two years, but dont worry we're there for you homey. "Who the fuck said we needed your help? You come in here thinking you're all bad We don't need no fuckin geese drinking some maple syrup around here that's just fucking retarded Why don't your mountie faggots come in here and try and protect against a tank" have you heard of vimy ridge? how about when our country fought in WWII, and your country sat back until the japs bombed pearl harbour? then you guys got all pissed and atom bombed japan. good job, it ended the war, i sincerely thank you for that. but without our contributions, its very possible your mother could have been gettin buttfucked by some nazi officer, and your last name would be fritz. read a history book homey. "Fuck your backwards version of freedom" a version of freedom that ensures health care to every citizen regardless of economic standing? a version of freedom where you can smoke weed openly, where police will most likely just confiscate it and send you on your way if its an amount that doesnt scream "drug dealer"? i like our freedom fine, thanks. "We only travel freely cus Canada fags come on an go "Oh shit America is dope" then they never go back because it's gay." i dont even understand what youre saying here, but ill take your word for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 they called me a hozer or some shit This is all I picture when I think of Canada. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 i don't really care about canada one way or another. and the COS jokes have already been made. i got nothin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Canada is awesome, I agree with a lot of your policies, but also if it wasnt for America being a superpower and holding the whole north American continent down, Russia would have crossed the Iberian through Alaska by 1955 and you would all be eating potatos and selling your sisters into mafia sex slavery. Don't ever forget our military might is what allows you to live all peacefull in your utopia up there-why the fuck do you think your government was so quick to sell us Alaska? Because you guys don't have the military clout to boarder a big league country. Now just chill out and live your good life and keep exporting all the funny guys and beer and let us throw zings at you. You're like the wussy little brother, and were the big jock older brother who gives you shit but won't let anyone fuck with you at school. Accept it, and once you grow the fuck up, you'll realize youre better off for us being there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted May 14, 2010 Author Share Posted May 14, 2010 And the strip clubs suck. word. and heroin is a huge problem in vancity, especially hastings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 FUBAR is the shit :lol: TRON FUNKING BLOWS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 TreSixO with the analogy win! FUBAR...LOL! "You should take up another sport...LIKE KNITTING!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClownPrince Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 yall niggas drink milk out of bags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Canada is pretty cool. "It's not like its a big deal." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
100%juice Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 i like canadians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aikr Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 You're an idiot sayword I was fucking with you It's called the internet Also your health care sucks why would you even bring that up in defense? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Mad u are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aikr Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Me? nah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT TRAILER PARK BOYS “We got this plutonium kind of love shit goin’ on and I don’t wanna fuck that up, alright? I love you buddy.” “Thing is when your shopping for a ring, you gotta take your time ’cause ya know this is my wife were talkin’ about – she’s not goin’ be wearinig one of this cubic zarcarbian fucking things she’s gonna have nice ring.“ “Like, if I had a role model when I was younger learnin’ how to grow dope things would have been a lot smoother ’cause now if some kid wants to grow dope they can come and talk to me instead of growing dope six or seven times through denial and error then their gonna get it right the first time and have some good dope.“ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActionMakesFame Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Don't get me wrong I would live in Van. BC if I could and I would say if anything Canada hates the USA more than people here hate Canada. IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Canada charges too much for beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Then Jullian’s got this attitude and fires a bullet at my brand new car, real nice, so I fired a shot at his new car – spy for spy, that’s the way it works around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClownPrince Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 People in Canada just care way too fucking much what other people think. aka. this thread. What are you, 15? Smoke some good weed, have a beer, forget about it. We're about to sail into a shit typhoon Randy, so we'd better haul in the jib before it gets covered with shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 My first order of business is to tell the prosecutor to ’shut the fuck up’ and wipe that stupid fucking grin off his face because he’s distraculating my case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Don't you have some offs to go fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Sensitive maple syrup drinkin ass niggas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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