you snooze you looze Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 On my way to school this morning, i experienced something i wish to never experience again. My bus got hijacked. fucking shit. I was baked as hell, smoked a nice fat joint of some Supafiya Kush while walking to my bus stop, so everything was even more intense than it should have been. i walk up to the bus, notice there is no driver in it, but some random dude just chillen by the door with his hands in his pockets. It didnt look right, but i was like whatever, this dude aint really bout to jack this shit. So i hop on, walk to the back where i usually sit, turn on my ipod and get comfy. Then, after a couple of minutes, since the bus was at its rest stop at the transit center, dude gets on, jumps in the drivers seat, puts his goddamn headphones on, and then drives off, smoothly, like he was trying to pass for the driver. Half way to my college, dude starts speeding up, going straight nutts and drives right into a fucking ditch, causing the bus to flip over onto its side. Everyone was rattled, like wtf just happened. I was tripping out hard, because i was hella high, and super late to class. I was also carrying a decent sack of the greens on me, and knowing the pigs were about to show up, possibly search everyone for evidence, bla bla bla (the paranoia had set in), i had to get rid of it asap. So i quickly dug my bag from out of my pocket and through it out the window. Fucking great idea. : ( I never made it to class either. A class i had a paper due in. Hopefully, he will believe my story and accept my work late or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 OH WORD..... NOT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 I he comes back and kills you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siege1222 Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 i dont believe your story, cause its bullshit, so i doubt your teacher will either.. to bad you had to ditch ur SuPaflY Ku$H brosef...thats hella lame....faggot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you snooze you looze Posted May 1, 2010 Author Share Posted May 1, 2010 oh, yeah. its mad lame dude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 jetpack bike car motorbike walked ran jogged crawled boat flying carpet became freights krink recipe small device sugar glider sugar gliding whip cheesesteak whale dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CityonSMASH Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 A1-Yola br0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 See tampons. Stop reading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jαm//wαttle Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 jetpack bike car motorbike walked ran jogged crawled boat flying carpet became freights krink recipe small device sugar glider sugar gliding whip cheesesteak whale dog in pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthworm Jim Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 that wasn't kush bro... that was pcp... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncleHowie Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 flicks or it didn't happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Did you have a cell phone with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defer Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 FYL BRO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 My girl is sitting on the lounge looking at me and putting a blue high lighter pen in her nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 This would be on the news. Its not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 DID YOU HEAR THE STORY ABOUT THE BED?? .....OH I CANT TELL YOU.. IT HASNT BEEN MADE UP YET.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 LATE FOR CLASS!!!!! FUCK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 A real hijacking would have involved something like the beheading of a passenger. Step your game up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 or a news article, or a cell phone pic, or some evidence. Without these things you will be negapropped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 what the fuck is this shit, you actually had me read that garbage? yeah neg's coming hard soon man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 So when the bus flipped you were more concerned about the small anount of weed you had on you and that you were late for "college" and not that THE FUCKING BUS JUST FLIPED THE FUCK OVER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 So when the bus flipped you were more concerned about the small anount of weed you had on you and that you were late for "college" and not that THE FUCKING BUS JUST FLIPED THE FUCK OVER. Everyone was rattled, like wtf just happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 guise, this is serial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 you are a super faggot , your story sucks and i want my 2 minutes of being in this thread back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Im trying to figure out something devilishly witty to say, but wtf man why bother? MC Akbar does not approve of your ludicrous yarns of lackadaisical nitwit banter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 OH WORD..... NOT. I GOT NEG'D FOR THIS? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 "miss, my dog ate my homework, teehee" FYL BRO. ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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