EarToTheGround Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 A1-Yola br0 you can't pull this card, you were the only one to believe him :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 My girl is sitting on the lounge looking at me and putting a blue high lighter pen in her nose. God, I love Asians. you can't pull this card, you were the only one to believe him :lol: This is very true. In fact, you were a staunch supporter of that bullsteez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 On my way to school this morning, i experienced something i wish to never experience again. My butt got hijacked. fucking shit went everywhere. I was baked as hell, forgot to lube my asshole up while walking to my bus stop, so everything was even more intense than it should have been. i walk up to the bus, notice there is no driver in it, but some random dude just chillen by the door with his hands in his pockets. It didnt look right, but i was like whatever, this dude aint really bout to jack my shit. So i hop on, walk to the back where i usually sit, turn on my dildo and get comfy. Then, after a couple of minutes, since the bus was at its rest stop at the transit center, dude gets on, jumps in the drivers seat, puts on his goddamn strap-on, and then floors it, smoothly, like he was trying to pass for my boyfriend. Half shaft, dude starts speeding up, touching my nutts and flips me over, causing the bus to flip over onto its side. Everyone was rattled, like wtf, you're so gay. I was tripping out hard, because i love cock, but i was also super late to class. I was also tired of getting jizz on me, and knowing the pigs were about to show up, possibly "take m in for questioning", bla bla bla (the paranoia had set in), i had to get rid of it asap. So i got my Wet Ones from out of my pocket, wiped off the puddles and through it out the window. Fucking great idea. : ( I never made it to class either. A class i had a paper due in. Hopefully, he will believe my story and accept my work late or let me give em a tug job. :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 i hope you get drunk, pass out, and your asian friends shove a foot and a half long eel up your ass. cuz i'd believe that before i believe this bullshit!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 You aint gotta lie to kick it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 See tampons. Stop reading. yup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DretheGod Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Lol, what was the original title of this thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somethinglikethat Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 I stopped reading after you used the words "SUPAFIYA KUSH". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stotter Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 You were probably so baked from your supafiya kush that you thought the bus got hi-jacked and flipped. When it didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 wait. search you because your bus got hijacked? unless you're screaming muslim slogans and holding a disembodied mickey mouse head i'm pretty sure you'd just be sent home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 My RV got hijacked. fucking shit. fixed. hope you got insurance bud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 Really? I mean.......................REALLY? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 im trying to put a tire on my bike. Pain in the ass and them little lever hookups dont work for shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 DID YOU HEAR THE STORY ABOUT THE BED?? .....OH I CANT TELL YOU.. IT HASNT BEEN MADE UP YET.. I stopped reading here. This shit made me IRL LOL for absolutely no reason. Cool Story Bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 You are doing it wrong @abcs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnifeHits RS Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 You were probably so baked from your supafiya kush that you thought the bus got hi-jacked and flipped. When it didn't. oooohhhh..... buuuurrrrnnnnn. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 This is probably where he dreamed up his own version... http://www.kens5.com/news/texas-news/-Police-Citizen-shoots-man-attempting-to-hijack-Metro-bus-after-multiple-wrecks--91689689.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.