sneak Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 ...this time in a month i will be cut open by a trained professional and having a sizeable chunk of my back removed... truth be told, im shitting bricks. the longest ive ever been in hospital for was a 4 hour wait just to be told i had twisted my ankle after a xmas drinking session. never been cut open before by anyone apart from my clumsy self! please share your stories of being sliced and diced... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 They put the mask on say its just air and tell you to count down from 10. You realize its the gas to knock you out by 8 and quickly manage to call them bastards before passing out. Wake up 4 hours later in semi consciousness and be given a bottle of pain killers and go home. Nearly puke in the back seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bahleediddy Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 I might be in the market for a back operation in the next couples years. Can you elaborate on yours? Last surgery I had they gave me fentanyl when I woke up. Then I nearly puked on their immediate escort service ride home. Managed to smoke a bowl with one hand, and ate vic's for the next... well, it hasn't stopped much since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Damn, homie. Good luck. Edit - Empty your PMs, bahleedaddy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted April 13, 2010 Author Share Posted April 13, 2010 without going into too much of the grim details: last year i slipped on some ice and fell down a flight of rough concrete stairs wearing just a tshirt and some shorts. i tore my back up good and proper - the lower back just above (well to be totally honest, all around) my cocyix - basically the area just above where your arse cheeks meet your back. at the time, i didnt think much and left it to get better itself (lesson learned no1). when i eventually got it seen to much later it transpires that alot of everyday muck and crap got into the wound and it got infected. badly. cutting the story short, one year later after many courses of anti biotics and much pain my GP told me to go see a surgeon who rather quickly got me booked in for a cut up. had my "pre surgery assesment" today. i dont really know a lot about what they will do, or what they are planning to get rid of. im just praying that they decide to not leave it an "open" wound to heal which would mean in me taking up to 3months off work which i cant afford to do... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Best of luck sneak. I had a fall on my cocyx bone years ago. shit hurts I'm lucky i ddin't require surgery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted April 13, 2010 Author Share Posted April 13, 2010 oh yeah, from what i can gather they want to remove a part of my back down (skin, fat, mussels etc) out from said infected area of my back in the hope that the infection will fuck off.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 They're gonna remove some of your mussels huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 TLDR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 I had a lobotomy last friday. Cool Story Bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bahleediddy Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Thats messed up. Good luck. I'm dealing with disc issues. I just want it to go away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 They put the mask on say its just air and tell you to count down from 10. You realize its the gas to knock you out by 8 and quickly manage to call them bastards before passing out. Wake up 4 hours later in semi consciousness and be given a bottle of pain killers and go home. ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 kinda like to cut a long back short. good luck to you. i haven't gone under the knife but my ma did regularly due to a host of bad shit. you'll be ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 had a corneal transplant...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Good luck homeboy. Never had surgery either so I understand you being apprehensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 never really had surgery but i am going to outpatient surgery in the next couple of months to get a ganglian cyst removed from my wrist. it will hurt and be gross because i have to be awake. cool cyst bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 congradulations on having the ugliest hand known to man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Might want to get the limp removed from the wrist also. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 GOOD LUCK DUDE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Best of luck to you, sneak. You're lucky to be alive in these times. Surgeons are very skilled and very competent. Don't stress too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Baby back ribs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Surgeries suck.Good luck dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Thailand - cute girl - pass out - wake up cold - bath tub - ice - NO kidney... Done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Are you Dwight Schrute or something? cuz thats exactly how that sounded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted April 14, 2010 Author Share Posted April 14, 2010 Cheers for the good words everyone... And that hand does loook a bit wierd, good luck with that surgery! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 never really had surgery but i am going to outpatient surgery in the next couple of months to get a ganglian cyst removed from my wrist. it will hurt and be gross because i have to be awake. cool cyst bro SO YOURE GETTING THE PERMA-FAG POSITION REMOVED FROM YOUR WRIST.. MASTURBATION IS GONNA BE ON A WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL FOR YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 i still find it weird that people say "good luck" to surgeries. but i can't think of anything else to say. i hope you get well soon man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Hope all goes well sneak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 I've had basically all of my facial skin sliced off while being awake under local anesthetic. Shit sucked pretty hard Good luck with the operation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 damn Sneak that is harsh, but the amount of back operations they do you should be fine, I luckily just missed out on having to have a fractured vertaebrae in my back operated on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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