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hey guyz. i have a stupid idea to drop on yall

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Ok I've been smoking that peace pipe again and done gone got fuzzed up. And I thought "....shit, what about slang terms for racking. No one has done that before." so I came up with these stupid terms. units of measurement of sorts. nh.

 

A Grape = 25 cans

A Apple = 50 - 85 cans

A Pear = 100 - 150 cans

A Gank = 200- 350 cans

A Unit = 500 - 800 cans

A Supreme = 1,000+ cans

 

READY!

 

 

 

AIM!

 

 

 

 

FIRRRREEEEEE!!!

 

 

 

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Who the fuck walks out with 50 cans or more?

 

You working the forklift at home depot?

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pretty fake.

 

 

and i think this is a joke but these days i can never tell..

 

""""Who the fuck walks out with 50 cans or more?

 

You working the forklift at home depot?""""

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yall dont know

 

get 100 cans out if you really try

 

but this chart is not to measure how much you rack at once. its to measure "your rack"; how many cans do you have on hand? ya know?

 

 

 

ok im just waiting for the lock

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Who the fuck walks out with 50 cans or more?

 

You working the forklift at home depot?

 

Been done, homie. Home depo gets busy as fuck on a Saturday in the burbs. Fill up a cart, grab a big ass piece of cheap particle board on top, and wheel your way up front saying you already paid at the wood cutting register in the back. We filled the trunk of my caprice in 2 stops 1 day

 

I never done it but that 1 time, but it worked, it's possible to get over 50 in one lik

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Oh but I forgot the most important step

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You have to be white first...

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Who the fuck walks out with 50 cans or more?

 

You working the forklift at home depot?

 

I used to do 120 or so at a time, but I don't rack anymore.

 

And this thread is an epic fucking fail.

 

Edit: I, like others, will save my negaprops for a post not involving such perfect tits

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