count chocula Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 potatoes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 where the fuck do you shop that has expensive lentils? y'all sound like you could use a course in dumpster diving, anyways I've never eaten better than when I dumstered at Trader Joes on a regular basis. first off ill starve before I have to eat what people throw away... second... I dont eat lentils so I never price checked them, because I eat red beans & rice sometimes but that shit takes forever to prep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted February 16, 2010 Author Share Posted February 16, 2010 listen, there was this krispy kreme in the old hood that threw out untouched, pristine garbage bags full of day old doughnuts that we used to get looooooooose on. i don't do it now for the same reason that i don't go to shitty shows or drink high life forties every night. but at the time, they were delicious. or maybe i was just stoned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 first off ill starve before I have to eat what people throw away... This. I've been broke as shit a few times in my life, but never so broke I couldn't find a way to get some double cheeseburgers from McDonalds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 ...either way, DIE we just tag teamed him into the infra red /nohomo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 I always keep my shelves kinda stocked, but when i know i'm about to be broke for a while i'll make a bunch of shit and freeze it. Chili, spaghetti sauce, soups, etc. My standby broke as hell food is definitely tuna sandwiches and pbj's. Bojangles, that shit made me lol and then throw up in my mouth a little, and then continue to lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfraRed Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Yeah, well, the reason I'd rather dumster dive is I hate double cheeseburgers from McDonalds and would rather have New Zealand lamb or grass-fed steak. I'm glad everyone doesn't dumpster dive, so good for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 canned Vienna sausage and steamed rice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 trader joes throws some good shit away.....packaged...and not really rotten, i used to work for a foodbank. trader joes had some stuff that was really good that they'd donate either it was just dated that day or had too much, or certain items werent selling. if anywhere to dumpster dive id say trader joes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 This. I've been broke as shit a few times in my life, but never so broke I couldn't find a way to get some double cheeseburgers from McDonalds the one time I was really homeless without a dollar to my name literally hitching down the masspike and NY thruway I drank water out a discarded burger king cup at a toll booth I was so dehydrated. From that point on I promised myself I would never have to sink to that ever again. Thats grimey, having to drink water out of the garbage... not diving in a trader joes to be some sort of fregan hipster coolboy faggot I repeat, I will never ever consume garbage... might as well wander the mall foodcourt too and scoop up the half eaten trays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Yeah, well, the reason I'd rather dumster dive is I hate double cheeseburgers from McDonalds and would rather have New Zealand lamb or grass-fed steak. I'm glad everyone doesn't dumpster dive, so good for you. You're eating out of the garbage, stop trying to sound classy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 as long as its still packaged and not turning green it should be good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 most of this shit isn't bare cupboard at all. Veggies, meat, cheese, bread, bacon, eggs, avocado, sour cream...that sounds like a full cupboard to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 id rather eat a double cheeseburger than anything out of a dumpster just on GP, I dont care how "totally ok the food is because the govt makes them toss it out early" bums eat out of dumpsters. End of discussion. I aint no bum.I have this shit called pride and self respect the only thing I EVER dumpster dived for was credit and acct statements in bank dumpsters... and I wont even do that anymore... (and you get more than enough money to buy lamb & steak off that... Ill rack my grass fed steak for dinner if its like that and you can get your kicks dirty knee deep in old lettuce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 I'm glad there's another sane person here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Avocados. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Sell crack and make money to buy food------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 for real though... potatoes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfraRed Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 You're eating out of the garbage, stop trying to sound classy To what extent would you let the classification "garbage" stop you from obtaining valuable goods? Does it have to be cold, hard cash? Is that the only thing you'd pull out of the "garbage"? 'cause I've found that, too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Shut up, you pull used condoms off month old tofu and probably call it a "great find." And oh, I'm all about toast and eggs when there ain't shit in the house. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 You find that cold, hard cash while you were digging for food, you worthless piece of shit? If you wanna pick through trash for antiques to decorate your mom's basement or some shit then feel free and I won't judge you, but food is on some disgusting, hobo shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Huge jars of generic brand peanut butter. Those are good to have around too, while I'm thinking about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 real talk, the only people who advocate eating out of dumpsters im sure are upper middle class or better kids from the suburbs who have no experience with inner city bummery... bums eat out of dumpsters, if you got money you have no business fucking up their natural food supply anyways, thats against protocol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 For real, you don't fuck with the food chain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 for real though... potatoes 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 thats like me going out to a cow pasture and grazing or some shit...like me climbing an oak tree and battling the squirrels for their winter nut stash... dont fuck with the food chain, because eating out of dumpsters is out of pocket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 i have no idea about dumpster cept if i had a choice id goto trader joes. thats all i said. ill go in a walmart with an empty bad walk out with a full one before i dig around for food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfraRed Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 I don't get how graff writers can despise griminess. All my favorite spots are disgusting hobo fabulous shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 those were the 90's bro everybody pays for montana cans with credit cards now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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