InfraRed Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Well if you got money what are you doing discussing not having shit in your cupboards? Damn, I just thought there would be people from similar situations in this thread. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 [/url] How you livin'---???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opentop Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 eating left over red beans and rice, mixed with left over curry chicken and couscous, mixed with tomato sauce to add some kind of binding. lets see how this goes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 im a grown ass man, not some kid from the suburbs trying to slum it up to save for more PBR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Diced potatoes salt pepper butter or oil garlic cheddar cheese Cook in a skillet or frying pan, add the cheese when the potatoes are golden brown. Also works in an oven, but takes longer and involves enough for a casserole dish. Add other ingredients if handy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 I don't get how graff writers can despise griminess. All my favorite spots are disgusting hobo fabulous shit. Being grimy and eating out of a dumpster are two separate things, and while some respect the former, pretty much none respect the latter. I can guarantee with about 99% precision that you're a suburbanite homo trying to live "cool", but if you are truly broke, go make some fuckin money, asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted February 16, 2010 Author Share Posted February 16, 2010 oh look, another negaprop circle jerk where everyone gets visibly upset and calls people names! awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 ^ If the negaprops aren't to be used on someone as deserving as this then they should never be used Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 for real though... potatoes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 for real though... avocados fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted February 16, 2010 Author Share Posted February 16, 2010 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 sardines on toast is also a good un for when the chips are down..... even better if you got some onion.. cook up diced onion, toss in sardines bash around till wamred through or till you're too hungry to wait put on toast. might have that for dinner tonight actually.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Jumbo prawn and australian lobster---------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 i eat lots of noodles with butter and parmesan cheese when i got nothing else going on. sometimes with ketchup. got that one from moms. and loads of cheese quesadillas for the kiddies. medium low heat or that shit burns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 When I think back on my past economic hardships the worst part for me is always having to eat shitty food. Good food (not necessarily healthy, but shit you enjoy) is one of the simplest and most important pleasures in life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 I've started eating tin foil to help defend my family during the coming insurrection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 everybody around the way was a turkey and cheese nigga... http://www.vh1classic.com/view/artist/1215/44534/Ghostface_Killah/The_World_According_To_Pretty_Toney_Hustler_s_Diet_Five_Dollars/index.jhtml Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Get some oatmeal, that shit will hold you down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 I make soup, Whatever veggies are still alive in the fridge, leftover meats if you're lucky. Cook it up, dump in boiling water, add Miso or whatever soup base and done. I buy Miso less than once a month but it saves my ass every other day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 White rice with soy sauce is one of my favorite bare cupboard recipes. And if that isn't "bare" enough for you, you must be eating rat shit from a fucking pop tart box that's been sitting in there for 8 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 I used to fuck with white rice and brown gravy on the regular, $1 for a huge container at the Chinese spot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serial rapist Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 What I ate for dinner tonight: Boiled ramen noodles and threw them in a pan with eggs and hot sauce. Put all that in a tortilla with cheese. + Drank cold coffee from the fridge. Fuck eating out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 A big bag of Goya Jasmine rice goes a long way and for pretty cheap. Oh --and God fucking bless GOYA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 What I ate for dinner tonight: Boiled ramen noodles and threw them in a pan with eggs and hot sauce. Put all that in a tortilla with cheese. + Drank cold coffee from the fridge. Fuck eating out. Holy shit that sounds nasty.:shook: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 yo actually, heres some shit I learned in jail when im real broke, its got like 900 calories in it and if you eat it all youll prolly get sick JAIL BURRITO 1 pack of ramen (preferably cajun spicey) 1 small bag of cheetos/doritos/whatever cheese based corn product... the 99 cent bags 1 beef & cheddar stick crush up the ramen to dust crush up the chips or cheetos to dust cut up the beef & cheddar stick to slices mix all the shit up in the FOIL CHIP BAG not the ramen bag shake it, i mean mix it real good untill its pretty much an even powder add just enough hot ass water to poke up from the top of the dust, not too much roll down the foil chip bag untill theres no air if you put too much water in it it should start leaking out. mix that shit again with your hands - the key is even consistancy wrap that shit up in a towell and put it under your matress for like 15 minutes after 15 min, slit the bag open and eat with a plastic spoon with your celly costs about 2$ from the corner store and will fill your ass up nohomo I actually did this the other day when my car was broke and i could only walk to the gas station at 2 am for food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Ramen = pretty damn good if done right. I usually slice up some chives, dice half of a red pepper, maybe add some thinly sliced meat if handy. Drop a half a bundle of spinach in the pan once the veggies are out. Fry the egg, poke the yolk so there is no liquid left after cooking. Cook the noodles, it's actually cheaper if you get better ramen than the the shit in American grocery stores. Dump it all together with the egg on top, a $2 meal thats not going to make you shit yourself later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Grilled Cheese and Tomato Soup Fluffernutter Nachos Mozzy Stix Huge bowl of French Fries Bread + Chunky Mushroom Ragu + Shredded Cheese + Toaster Oven Pork Roll on a Bagel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Mozzarella sticks? Nachos? That's way too good eating for this thread haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 yo actually, heres some shit I learned in jail when im real broke, its got like 900 calories in it and if you eat it all youll prolly get sick JAIL BURRITO 1 pack of ramen (preferably cajun spicey) 1 small bag of cheetos/doritos/whatever cheese based corn product... the 99 cent bags 1 beef & cheddar stick crush up the ramen to dust crush up the chips or cheetos to dust cut up the beef & cheddar stick to slices mix all the shit up in the FOIL CHIP BAG not the ramen bag shake it, i mean mix it real good untill its pretty much an even powder add just enough hot ass water to poke up from the top of the dust, not too much roll down the foil chip bag untill theres no air if you put too much water in it it should start leaking out. mix that shit again with your hands - the key is even consistancy wrap that shit up in a towell and put it under your matress for like 15 minutes after 15 min, slit the bag open and eat with a plastic spoon with your celly costs about 2$ from the corner store and will fill your ass up nohomo I actually did this the other day when my car was broke and i could only walk to the gas station at 2 am for food Why the fuck wouldn't you just cook the ramen and eat that processed crap while waiting for the ramen to cook? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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