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I don't get how graff writers can despise griminess. All my favorite spots are disgusting hobo fabulous shit.

 

Being grimy and eating out of a dumpster are two separate things, and while some respect the former, pretty much none respect the latter.

 

I can guarantee with about 99% precision that you're a suburbanite homo trying to live "cool", but if you are truly broke, go make some fuckin money, asshole.

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yo actually, heres some shit I learned in jail when im real broke, its got like 900 calories in it and if you eat it all youll prolly get sick

 

 

JAIL BURRITO

 

1 pack of ramen (preferably cajun spicey)

1 small bag of cheetos/doritos/whatever cheese based corn product... the 99 cent bags

1 beef & cheddar stick

 

 

crush up the ramen to dust

crush up the chips or cheetos to dust

cut up the beef & cheddar stick to slices

 

mix all the shit up in the FOIL CHIP BAG not the ramen bag

shake it, i mean mix it real good untill its pretty much an even powder

add just enough hot ass water to poke up from the top of the dust, not too much

roll down the foil chip bag untill theres no air if you put too much water in it it should start leaking out. mix that shit again with your hands - the key is even consistancy

 

wrap that shit up in a towell and put it under your matress for like 15 minutes

 

after 15 min, slit the bag open and eat with a plastic spoon with your celly

 

costs about 2$ from the corner store and will fill your ass up nohomo

I actually did this the other day when my car was broke and i could only walk to the gas station at 2 am for food

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Ramen = pretty damn good if done right.

I usually slice up some chives, dice half of a red pepper, maybe add some thinly sliced meat if handy.

Drop a half a bundle of spinach in the pan once the veggies are out.

Fry the egg, poke the yolk so there is no liquid left after cooking.

Cook the noodles, it's actually cheaper if you get better ramen than the the shit in American grocery stores.

Dump it all together with the egg on top, a $2 meal thats not going to make you shit yourself later.

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yo actually, heres some shit I learned in jail when im real broke, its got like 900 calories in it and if you eat it all youll prolly get sick

 

 

JAIL BURRITO

 

1 pack of ramen (preferably cajun spicey)

1 small bag of cheetos/doritos/whatever cheese based corn product... the 99 cent bags

1 beef & cheddar stick

 

 

crush up the ramen to dust

crush up the chips or cheetos to dust

cut up the beef & cheddar stick to slices

 

mix all the shit up in the FOIL CHIP BAG not the ramen bag

shake it, i mean mix it real good untill its pretty much an even powder

add just enough hot ass water to poke up from the top of the dust, not too much

roll down the foil chip bag untill theres no air if you put too much water in it it should start leaking out. mix that shit again with your hands - the key is even consistancy

 

wrap that shit up in a towell and put it under your matress for like 15 minutes

 

after 15 min, slit the bag open and eat with a plastic spoon with your celly

 

costs about 2$ from the corner store and will fill your ass up nohomo

I actually did this the other day when my car was broke and i could only walk to the gas station at 2 am for food

 

 

Why the fuck wouldn't you just cook the ramen and eat that processed crap while waiting for the ramen to cook?

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