Tails0nE Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 tails, sometimes long distance relationships are a blessing in disguise. really, think about it. so i've been told... alot of my guys been tellin me like "yo thats gon be yo baby mama i can already tell" and all sorts of good things bout how i should keep her around... but thanks for the feedback ya'll i appreciate it.. and suki you wanna elaborate on that for me a lil bit....? haha dumb to ask i know.. but i wanna see a females perspective on this though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 sounds like you would get yourself in trouble in town where you know only her and she's got a lot of history. if she loves you she will keep her pants on. if she know someone she doesn't want to see will likely be around when she hangs out with certain people she should ditch that situation. if you two are meant for babies and shit you will still feel the same in a year and you can visit on weekends. finish your cd is my opinion, get your shit going in the town you two plan on staying in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 ok...question for the women. if i take a girl on a date to the movies. then order some popcorn. make a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket. put my penis through the bottom. and she accidentally touches it. will this increase or decrease my chances of getting laid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 You don't wanna go there cuz you wanna avoid drama, which I can understand, but if dude's are out there talking all kinds of reckless shit and trying to actually put hands on your girl then that means it's time to take a trip and air the whole fuckin town out as far as I'm concerned. The few times I've had a girl I really loved I didn't fuck around when it came to that kinda shit, I've choked niggas til they blacked out for even looking at my girl the wrong way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 ok...question for the women. if i take a girl on a date to the movies. then order some popcorn. make a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket. put my penis through the bottom. and she accidentally touches it. will this increase or decrease my chances of getting laid? If they're fat, yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 I've choked niggas til they blacked out for even looking at my girl the wrong way So, if you really loved the girl you were with and someone gave her a wrong look on the bus, you're fighting the dude? That's a little extreme man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 You don't wanna go there cuz you wanna avoid drama, which I can understand, but if dude's are out there talking all kinds of reckless shit and trying to actually put hands on your girl then that means it's time to take a trip and air the whole fuckin town out as far as I'm concerned. The few times I've had a girl I really loved I didn't fuck around when it came to that kinda shit, I've choked niggas til they blacked out for even looking at my girl the wrong way EXACTLY..... this isnt the first time ive heard something like this neither this like the second time somethin like this has happened... first time was some dude at her school caught her on the low goin to her class and was tryin to choke her out.. i already told my girl if i hear about this one more time im callin all my goons and were gonna handle it and she constantly tells me over and over she doesnt want me coming out here to do that.. but if i go out there its bound to happen regardless you know i can already tell... and i do NOT play that shit for real.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 so you looking for advice or agreement? you know going there will most likely catch you a case..... but do what you gotta do. it will end badly. sounds like some of her ex's have violent tendendcies, and you with blind-love-rage you might end up showing her a side of yourself that reminds her of dick boyfriends past. i get you don't want punks fucking with your girl but you want to be around for the relationship to work, ie not in jail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 tails....this seems to be looking more and more like a bad idea. thats just me. if ANY situation evokes any type of rage....it just isnt good. you said you dont want her to see that side of you....IF that side truely exists...let her see..quit frontin and hiding it...but def no need to walk right into a situatione that will leave you , like you said, a 'sitting duck' suki is wise...long distance works SOMETIMES..seems like its worked this far...no? cali- is it salted butter popcorn....or.....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 yeah, salted is probably the wrong variety for that trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 canola oil.....lots and lots of canola oil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 sounds a little kinky...but i can see this working in yor favor. my girlfriend once woke up in the middle of the night..her husband not in bed. she walked downstairs & saw he was in the garage....standing up,pajamas around the ankles jacking off to some porn, with VEGITABLE oil. she just looked at him, turned around and went back to bed. we remind him EVERYTIME we see him..haha maybe ill recommend canola to him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081217153530AApWCuY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 you only get one pee-pee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 lol...treat it nicely! too bad i beat mine like it owes me money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 EXACTLY..... this isnt the first time ive heard something like this neither this like the second time somethin like this has happened... first time was some dude at her school caught her on the low goin to her class and was tryin to choke her out.. i already told my girl if i hear about this one more time im callin all my goons and were gonna handle it I feel you on respecting your girl's wishes and not wanting to get stupid and out of hand but damn...I would not have let this fly not even once. I'm not some big thorough motherfucker either. Good luck with that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 ok..well, since were on topic (kind of) not that i hear it too much anymore, but whats the deal with men and blue balls? how come you just cant masterbate for "relief"? and how come grown ass men dont really talk about it...it was more when i was younger, i guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Beacause when you're younger you don't have dick control and let it go to rock hard status just from touching a tit like a dumb motherfucker. When you get older you know better and use the force or actually get it taken care of by the girl every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 i feel what ya'll sayin... and i guess its not neccisarily advice nor acceptance im lookin for i just would like to see an outside opinion on the situation... and yea the whole blind-love-rage shit wont get me nowhere but in trouble which im tryin to avoid.. and that crazy side of me DOES exist i just dont like it to be let out.. but then again if this girl really does wanna be with me like that shes bound to see it sooner or later might as well be now you know.. but yea like i said with the sitting duck.. thats just stupid in my opinion.. i aint sayin im a hood ass nigga but im not retarded ya diig.. i aint no big swoll ass fool neither, but regardless im still gonna hold my ground ya diig.. but thats like a blood chillin in a all crip neighborhood cause his girl lives there... just aint right.. and if shit goes go down i already know its gonna blow the fuck up.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 So, if you really loved the girl you were with and someone gave her a wrong look on the bus, you're fighting the dude? That's a little extreme man. I'd ask him what the fuck his problem was, and if I didn't like the response I'd smack his teeth out of his mouth I don't ride the bus though br0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Yeah and Tails my dude, you fuckin up...you've let dudes attempt to put hands on your girl twice, and still ain't done shit? Go handle your business, for real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 my advice would would not to take any advice from this thread. *womanly advice from me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 i punched a dude in the face and beat the shit out of his friends with a pizza box for calling a girl fat. luke warm story brother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 I fucked a fat bitch in the ass while eatin' a snickers-------how you livin'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 i got a flight to boston while playing call of duty (<- True Story) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Wait, you were eating the snickers or she was? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Wait, you were eating the snickers or she was? I was----- swindle---my nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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thequeen Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 the whole violence thing i think stems form a lack of self confidence. if you guys are in a commited relationship then she is yours and you are hers. does she wanna fight every girl that looks at you that way? just cuz a guys gives her a look doesnt mean she gonna fuck him. guys give girls looks all the time. i have dated a few guys who have yelled at dudes on the street for looking at me and i dont even pay attention. its very embarrassing. i had this other guy who would yell at me and then threaten to yell at my guy friends. id get yelled at if i just waved to one of my homies. you live in a city all your life, and your gonna know a lot of people. suprised i stayed in that one as long a i did. thats what good dick does i guess. so i have learned thru these lack of self confidence sociopathic jock straps. i learned that that not what i want as a woman and real men dont act like that. relationship im in now is kick ass. i have my homeboys, he has his homegirls. we trust eachother. things are how is should be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Post them up. You know the drill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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