Weapon X Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 I had two scoping me the other day as I was walking down the street. One was acting homeless and asked me some shit about scoring some drugs and I told him to fuck off. Then some forty year old wigger with a moustache was hanging out in my buddy's lobby and scoped me hard as fuck. I figured they're looking for some fuck who owes me $300, so I really don't give a shit. I've been easily spotting UC and even floorwalkers since I was twelve, no problem. My buddy who does LP said grown men and women can never tell, but he's always getting called out by little boys and girls from less affluent neighbourhoods. My question is, where do all these Donnie Brasco stories come from? What the fuck kind of organisation is going to let an officer go deep? Morons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Some are really good at their jobs, unfortunately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 And I don't know about you or what you're into, but if I was positive I had two UCs following me the last thing I'd be doing is posting online about it, and writing it off like "I know they don't want me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 There was a thread just like this a few months ago. Some people got real heated with plainclothes and undercover distinctions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeedupfromthefeetup Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 any homeless looking dude you see on the street already knows where to cop some dope. If they randomly solicit you for drugs you need to kno somethings up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted December 3, 2009 Author Share Posted December 3, 2009 they were checking me, and they may know me, but i was walking the past the building they were hanging at. i was going to the next building over; the lobby is exposed. i can see how someone may slip up, but to let a cop - someone who has dreamed of being in the force and has a bunch of 'uncool' friends, who has to learn the streets from an instruction manual, how're you gonna let him right into your crew? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted December 3, 2009 Author Share Posted December 3, 2009 There was a thread just like this a few months ago. Some people got real heated with plainclothes and undercover distinctions. was it the rok1t thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 i can see how someone may slip up, but to let a cop - someone who has dreamed of being in the force and has a bunch of 'uncool' friends, who has to learn the streets from an instruction manual, how're you gonna let him right into your crew? Well this right here is kind of where the debate in the last thread came from. A plainclothes officer is just a regular cop, wearing plain clothes. They're pretty fucking easy to spot, driving their Ford Taurus or Crown Vic, with a crew cut, and you can still see the bulge of their bulletproof An undercover officer is almost guaranteed to be someone you'd never expect. Alot of the times they spot a really normal human being who's just starting work as a police officer, and they pull them out to do undercover work. This way they never even develop cop habits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW IS IM F.B.I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted December 3, 2009 Author Share Posted December 3, 2009 the plainclothes thing is no argument. but even if you get a fresh faced 21 year old, he or she is still a cop! i mean, really. they have tendencies, regardless, i think. for the most part, any way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Not always true...I personally know two cops who I don't think you'd spot. They hang out at some of the bars I do, and the people I'm with never know until I tell them One's a chill ass black dude, and the other just seems like a mad br0 fratboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 I recognised this cop who is normally in uniform dressed up as a homeless guy. His moustache is what gave it away. Shit is bigger than the 3 stripes on his seargents patch. That and the fact that he was chatting with a few other uniform cops. But it was the same mother fucker, no doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 the ttc hires some really obvious ones - working-class ex football player lookin fucks with a rectangle sticking out from under their shirt. if they are wearing a hat, chances are it will not be fitted its a shitty yet important thought, to know any of the cars (obvious or not) whizzing by could be an undo... or just a pig going to/from work guilty conscience, s'all it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mynameaintbic Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 plain clothes undercovers suck so much diiiiicckkk. their mad good at what they do, in berlin they have young looking cops at yards dressed as kids with cans, no lie google it. most undercovers are usually in the gang unit anyway, but they will bust you if they see you so be suspicious of everyone looking sketch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Excuse me, I recieved a noise complaint on this thread do you guys mind if I come in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnarwalker Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 you guys are all criminals, so your aware of everyone around you(or should be). so its not that hard to spot. but if your just some average joe, undercover cops dont even cross your mind so of course they arent going to be seen.. ..unless they really suck at their job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Toronot has the lamest uc's. Best uc of all time came up on us in the market.He poured beer on himself to try and smell drunk. He hit up the guys keeping six for me,they shot him down....starts walking at me they all yell don't waste his time he doesn't smoke! guy gets in my face........tell him to fuck off and as he walks away he gets his cell......5 mins later 3 cars roll on us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 fuck loss prevention, i hate them so much.:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRUCE LEROY Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 didnt we have this conversation like a week ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 I love that theyre always the most oddly placed people or personalities. Its never like Mr. Plain ol' Joel its gotta be like some crazy eccentric looking hippy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 One's a chill ass black dude, and the other just seems like a mad br0 fratboy sounds like a sitcom in the making... my only experience is when one stopped me in a park somewhere and started asking where he could get drugs from. first asked for weed then soon moved on to asking for harder stuff... he shut up, when i pointed out that his radio was sticking out of his (regulation issue) blue fleece jumper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 and you can still see the bulge Uh...dude, you said....:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Goddamnit...I'm usually quick with the no homo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eaten By Wolves Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 These fuckers make me mad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 they're fuckin idiots the whole fuckin lot of em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 just before my friend moved for oklahoma, we had bought some bud and a pipe. we smoked like half of the sac and went to go get some tacos at thi taco hop by our house. and some arizona iced teas. we sat on the corner of the shell station drinking and eating and this cop car rolls by. of course were paranoid because we still had the sac and the pipe on us. and of course they do a U-turn and light us up. the cops get out of the car and ask us what we were drinking because they looked like forties, they said. and we told them arizonas and showed them. they proceeded by asking us where we lived and if they could search us. i thought we were fucked and so did my friend. my friend asked one of the cops "ummm may i ask why sir?" and he replied "oh its just a bad drug neibhorhood and two white guys sitting on this corner at this hour usually either have drugs or are waiting to buy drugs". so before they search us they ask us if we have anything illegal on us and i say ye i have a knife and my friend was all hesitant and one of the officers said if you have a little bit of weed just tell us now. so my friend did but he forgot to say that he had the pipe. as im getting searched the officer searching me finds my girls expired driver permit and confiscates it saying that it would be a felony if i had it on me and i it down in hand cuffs they find the pipe on my friend. i knew we didnt have enough weed to get in trouble so i wasnt too scared about that. and long story short the cops let us go with a warning and they keep the pipe but tell us to stomp on the weed and rub it in the ground with are feet. lol oh yeah and my friend had one of those mexican us id cards that the court gives you and these racist fucks kept asking him where he bought it and shit. i was mad. but im glad they let us go. they werent undercoers so idk why im even typing this haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 I don't know why you typed that either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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