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Flying the day before thanksgiving.

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awww, poor you!

try chinatown bussing the day before thanksgiving with an ambivalent nigerian reclining so far back into your lap that you're forced to read your hip hop weekly on his head just to spite him, and then talk to me.

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it sucked, i thought my boyfriend was going to fight him and we would get kicked off the bus.

that was the last time i c-town bussed it so i can only imagine what joys today might bring.

 

buses are not for tall people.

especially not for tall people without any sedatives.

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today on public transportation is fun too....

all the people going to the airport are on my bus & train, forcing me to shove their over sized bags out of the way so i can get off at my stop. it's rush hour and you've never rode the train before! get out of my way.

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PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION PEOPLE

 

 

nah but seriously, I asked my Dad last weekend why my city doesn't have buses or taxis or any kind of mass transit. he told me it's because the City didn't want more crime.

 

I live in a strange place. If you see someone walking down the road, you think one of two things: "Sucks, they just brokedown." OR "Fucking crackhead."

 

In a strange way it makes sense. Keep out poor people by designing a city that you can only live in if you have a car. This is just one example of some kind of -ism still prevalent in todays society.

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however, driving your car for an hour or so while smoking a blunt isn't bad at all. WOO!

 

True that, you can shave hours off ones consciousness with some good herb.

Were as you drive completely by default actions. I love that shit.

You get to your destination and your all back to normal and saying to yourself. Well that wasnt too bad of a drive.

When in reality you fought for your life on the way from point A to point B riding the brake and nearly being rear ended 4 or 5 times.

 

Although I do enjoy long drive blunts. I dont get to smoked out for the holiday drives.

Because for me personaly seeing all those fucked up family members while im smoked out. Dosnt work to well.

 

In advance for those of you that bothered to read this. Happy thanks giving.

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Ive thought of an invention. A small airlock that you can shove a crying infant into and then eject out of the aircraft. A small camera will be mounted close b y so all of the plane can enjoy the sight of that little jerk baby falling into oblivion.

 

Ive never wanted to punch a baby so bad in my life, and if I would have gotten down on some baby shaking if it was my own.

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awww, poor you!

try chinatown bussing the day before thanksgiving with an ambivalent nigerian reclining so far back into your lap that you're forced to read your hip hop weekly on his head just to spite him, and then talk to me.

 

try megabus or bolt bus.

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