morton Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 I wish I could find a good deal on some drugs online. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 i wish the mods would do their job seriously slacking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 I give this thread a hearty recomendation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Mods be slippin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troofandroomaz Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 This thread is clear... I wish my xbox would read a disc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Granted, but it turns into a PS3. I wish I wasn't a n00b at MW2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Granted but now youre a fat greasy corn chip smelling "gamer" living in your moms basement. I wish fed-ex would stop bullshitting a deliver my stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 granted but they delivered you aids. I wish i ha some wendy's to eat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Granted but you find a thumb in your chili I wish I had some BK right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Wish granted only BK stands for Bearkunt. You get a Bear's vagina...Idk. I wish I had more bullets for my Calico Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Bringin this thread back.. Granted but u trade your calico for the bullets I wish Dr. Dre would stop fuckin bullshittin wit this Detox shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 granted but now he's fucking your ass. i wish i had robot legs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 granted, but its just a wheelchair i wish i caught a tanxxx freight IRL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 granted but you only side bump it plus hook him up in your piece. i wish my scanner had software compatible with the fucking laptop i bought it with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 granted but now you only collect and scan "tanxxx one" flicks as you are the president of his fanclub. i wish to sleep with scarlet johanson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the gogohead Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Granted, but she gives you teh AIDS. i wish i didn't have to bartend tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 Granted you have to hook for trannys instead. Wish I fall asleep easy tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowboarding Panda Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 Granted but you must wake in a bed floating in a river. I wish for work this weekend to be easy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthworm Jim Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 Granted, but you only have it easy because you're training a mexican to take your job. I wish everyone wouldn't go to sleep so early... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 Granted, but you only have it easy because you're training a mexican to take your job. I wish everyone wouldn't go to sleep so early... granted, but you took a little to much acid and now can never sleep again... i wish my dick didnt burn when i peed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 Granted but now youre a ladyboy in thailand. wish this fuckface would hurry up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodsBlackFriend Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 granted but your face is the next to be fucked wish i had something better to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 granted you got a back alley sex change and now your a tranny prostitute. Wish I had some nachos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rossi Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 granted you got a back alley sex change and now your a tranny prostitute. Wish I had some nachos Granted but your father has given them to you in an attempt to buy your silence over the sexual abuse he's perpetrated on your bottom. Wish youse cunts would fuck right off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyoner Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 I wish i was at a bar right now getting shit faced drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Granted but your father has given them to you in an attempt to buy your silence over the sexual abuse he's perpetrated on your bottom. Wish youse cunts would fuck right off. granted, but your father molests you again. over & over i wish you well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rossi Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 I wish i was at a bar right now getting shit faced drunk. Granted but you wake up face down in the toilets with your trousers round your ankles & a heady mixture of faecal matter, semen, blood & vaseline dribbling down your inner thigh. I wish my hands were slightly bigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Granted but you now have t-rex arms I wish I had a time machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rossi Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Granted but you now have t-rex arms I wish I had a time machine Granted but you're transported back to a San Francisco bath house circa 1978 where you contract the AIDS virus several thousand times over. I wish I was a little bit taller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyoner Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 granted but now your a 9'4 freak and everyone makes fun of you,cause you sound like andre the giant and talk slower than a retard. i wish i could surf mad good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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