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The Ruin A Wish Foundation

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it goes like this, person above you makes a wish, you grant it but fuck it up

 

example:

I want 1 million dollars

 

Granted but it's play money

/example

 

I wish my neighbor wouldn't play their shit music so loud

 

 

 

 

 

(stole this)

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GRANTED! Music stops, but you have to listen to them fuck.

 

P.S. your neighbors are both men.

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in order for this to continue you need to make a wish.

 

 

Thread continues, but is interrupted by random flix, linx, and bullshit?

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i wish my dick wasnt so fuckin big.

 

Granted, penis stays same size but you cant lie about it on the internet anymore.

 

I wish i could make it to the bar tonight without freezing my face off.

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I wish I was little bit taller,

I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl who looked good

I would call her

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

and a '64 Impala

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Granted, penis stays same size but you cant lie about it on the internet anymore.

 

I wish i could make it to the bar tonight without freezing my face off.

 

Uh, you make it to bar no problem but burn your face off on flaming shot?

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Granted, penis stays same size but you cant lie about it on the internet anymore.

 

I wish i could make it to the bar tonight without freezing my face off.

 

GRANTED.

excepted its a gay bar and your face is warm because a mans ass is on it.

 

i have no wish.

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Granted, penis stays same size but you cant lie about it on the internet anymore.

 

I wish i could make it to the bar tonight without freezing my face off.

 

Granted, but your penis falls off.

 

 

I wish my hair would grow

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GRANTED!

 

But it's snowing and you live at the north pole.

 

I wish I didn't have a big hole in my favorite pair of jeans.

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Granted, but you're now a single mother who's sleeping with COS

 

i wish i was a better student.

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